Electric Cucumber
HEY BABY SCRATCH YOUR NUMBER - ON MY ELECTRIC CUCUMBER
crawling on my hands and knees, like some rubber cockroach in a striptease
I can see inside your mind now, I know just what you want .., and how
you know just what I want, so do it ... do it do it
that voice inside your head ... listen to it ... listen to it ... listen ...
HEY BABY SCRATCH YOUR NUMBER - ON MY ELECTRIC CUCUMBER
rubber . leather . p.v.c ... wrapped and trapped inside your fantasy
cybersex queen made for action ... pay the price for satisfaction
HEY BABY SCRATCH YOUR NUMBER - ON MY ELECTRIC CUCUMBER
HEY BABY SCRATCH YOUR NUMBER - ON MY ELECTRIC CUCUMBER
MMBOPBOP
crawling on my hands and knees ... like some rubber cockroach in a striptease
fetish kitten come to daddy NO... trust me come to daddy
domination penetration ... she's my little plastic playstation
AC/DC S&M discipline... goodnight... amen... goodnight... amen...
just use your head use your head
HEY BABY SCRATCH YOUR NUMBER - ON MY ELECTRIC CUCUMBER
HEY BABY SCRATCH YOUR NUMBER - ON MY ELECTRIC CUCUMBER...
YEAH
on my electic cucumber ... on my japanese cucumber ... on my electric cucumber
eat me beat me treat me like your favourite backdoor whore
HEY BABY SCRATCH YOUR NUMBER - ON MY ELECTRIC CUCUMBER
HEY BABY SCRATCH YOUR NUMBER - ON MY ELECTRIC CUCUMBER
CRAWLING ON MY HANDS AND KNEES YEAH AC/DC S&M... S&M.
EAT ME BEAT ME TREAT ME LIKE YOUR FAVOURITE BACKDOOR WHORE
EAT ME BEAT ME TREAT ME LIKE YOUR FAVOURITE BACKDOOR WHORE
CRAWLING ON MY HANDS AND KNEES...
LIKE SOME RUBBER COCKROACH IN A STRIPTEASE....
COME AND HAVE A BLOW IF YOU THINK I'M HARD ENOUGH
come and have a blow if you think I'm hard enough.... come and have a go...
note:~ I've tried to keep the text as it's written in the printed lyrics, but I decided not to capitalise *everything* like they have here... It looks fine on an album insert, but not on a website. I find it interesting that the spelling of 'favourite' is the english way, not 'favorite' the US way...
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Inside the Pervert Mound
Suck.
She can suck holes in my world..
She can twist my nerves like wires
Everybody crawls up and down the walls
Up and down the cracks in each others backs
In and out the holes in everybodys souls
Inside the pervert mound
She excites the pervert inside of me.
She knows how to make me howl...
All of the insects... crawling on her sex
Up and down the scars like spiders with guitars
In and out the holes of everybodys souls
Inside the pervert mound
She lets me know that she thinks I'm a zero..in electric disguise
She gets to blow and control a mulatto... like spiders and flies
sucksucksucksucksuck
Inside the pervert mound It's such a perfect sound
Inside her perfect mind Inside the pervert mound.
She can smell shame inside of me
She can tell I'm a liar
Everybody babble speedfreaks playing scrabble
Up and down the rips In baby jesus lips
In and out the holes In everybodys souls
Inside the pervert mound
She lets me know that she thinks I'm a zero... in electric disguise
She gets to blow and control a mulatto... like spiders and flies
sucksucksucksucksuck
Inside the pervert mound It's such a perfect sound
Inside her perfect mind Inside the pervert mound.
Suck.
note:~ "up and down the scars like spiders with guitars"... ^_~ made me laugh when I heard it...
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Sold Some Attitude
Sold some attitude. Show no gratitude.
Check into daddies lies tonight. Check into daddies eyes. High High High
Coming on Coming down
Sold some attitude Sold some bad tattoo
Taking pills getting wise tonight Check into daddies eyes tonight
Check into... Taking two... Watching you get high. High High High
I'M WARNING YOU SAD BACKSTABBERS
WARNING YOU SAD BACKSTABBERS
NO ATTITUDE SAD BACKSTABBERS
ONE THING. RIGHT NOW GOT TO GET OUT OF IT
WARNING YOU SAD BACKSTABBERS
ATTITUDE SAD BACKSTABBERS
NO ATTITUDE SAD BACKSTABBERS
ONE THING. RIGHT NOW GOT TO GET OUT OF IT ATTITUDE...
Photostatted you. Stole some attitude
Turn into a hermaphrodite take it to where they treat you right
NO ATTITUDE SAD BACKSTABBERS
ATTITUDE SAD BACKSTABBERS
I'M WARNING YOU SAD BACKSTABBERS
ONE THING. RIGHT NOW GOT TO GET OUT OF IT
ATTITUDE SAD BACKSTABBERS
ATTITUDE SAD BACKSTABBERS
I'M WARNING YOU SAD BACKSTABBERS
ONE THING. RIGHT NOW GOT TO GET OUT OF IT ATTITUDE...
Are you some ignoramus?
Clumsy china-shop hip-hop a-tamus
Bad mouth someone you just the same as
Look ahead... Nostro Damus
And pull your cranium out from your anus
Pull your cranium out from your anus yeah
Dollar bills for happy pills
Falling out of window sills
Try to keep cool but too hard to
You been sold some attitude
Dollar bills for happy pills
Falling out of window sills
Try to keep cool but too hard to
You done sold some attitude
note:~ anyone know what 'photostatted' means? no?
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Space Monkey Punks from Japan
Somewhere yeah I heard from the man stuck up on the moon
Somebody out there who may come home real soon
Out of the waves. Out of the waves. Out of the waves
Somebody help me to supersonic boom
Fun-junkies sending gamma-rays right into your room
Out of the waves. Out of the waves. Out of the waves. Out of the waves
Some shiny little satellite. Some tiny yellow man from mars
So beam me down into your home. Can't find me when I got to gogogo
SPACE MONKEY PUNKS FROM JAPAN
SURF THE RADIO WAVES IN GARBAGE CANS
SPACE MONKEY PUNKS FROM JAPAN
SMASH THE RADIO WAVES CAUSE WE CAN
1 banana 2 banana 3 banana 4. I'm a space age playboy
SPACE MONKEY PUNKS FROM JAPAN
SURF THE RADIO WAVES IN GARBAGE CANS
SPACE MONKEY PUNKS FROM JAPAN
SMASH THE RADIO WAVES CAUSE WE CAN
Ichi ni san ju.....all the way from Harajuku
I'm a space age playboy
Some tiny little metal man stuck up on the moon
Fun-junkies straight out of Tokyo into your room
Out of the waves. Out of the waves. Out of the waves. Out of the waves
Some shiny little satellite. Some tiny metal man from mars
So beam me down into your town. Can't find me when I got to gogogo
SPACE MONKEY PUNKS FROM JAPAN
SURF THE RADIO WAVES IN GARBAGE CANS
SPACE MONKEY PUNKS FROM JAPAN
SMASH THE RADIO WAVES CAUSE WE CAN
SPACE MONKEY PUNKS FROM JAPAN
SPACE MONHEY PUNKS FROM JAPAN
SPACE MONKEY PUNKS FROM JAPAN
SMASH THE RADIO WAVES CAUSE WE CAN.
note:~ the first Zilch song I ever heard. One of my absolute favourite hide songs ^^ The typing out of this one was aided hugely by the fact that I'd already memorised the whole thing...
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Swampsnake
Hey swampsnake.
Let me be your swampsnake till the real one comes around
Let me be your swampsnake till the real one comes along
I wanna be the medicine man and I won't do you wrong
Hey swampsnake.
Let me brush your carpet. Bring you coffee in your bed
Let me brush your carpet. Bring you coffee in your bed
Let me shake the pillows. Make it underneath your head.
Let me be your swampsnake. Let me be your swampsnake
Let me be your swampsnake. Let me be your swampsnake
Hey swampsnake... Hey swampsnake.
note:~ very very cool song^^
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What's Up Mr. Jones?
Jones is so alone One million miles from home
Sold your diamonds and dogs for some stones
You watched your starman drown and let your spiders down
Left your starman to die on his own.
Cause you sold us a lie. But your starman is gone.
He's a star in the sky
Well this is ground control and we have got your soul
Meet the man who sold out to the world
You let your starman down. Mr. karma clown
You're no hero or mainman to me
You sold us a lie While we cried in pain
Now you're so alone Like a fly in the rain
So tired out. What's up Mr. Jones?
So try it out. What's up Mr. Jones?
So try it now. What's up Mr. Jones?
What's up Mr. Jones?
So alone one million miles from home
Like a maggot you feed off yourself
So alone Broke your spider's bones
Left your starman to die by himself
You sold us a lie While we cried in vain
Now you're so alone Like a fly in the rain
You sold us a line While we cried in vain
Now you're so alone Like a fly in the rain
So tired out
Paid the master for the last time. For the last time
Watched your starman drown
Lay the mask down for the last time. For the last time
Try it now
Paid the master. Laid the mask down. For the last time
Let your spiders down.
Paid the master.
Oh. What's up Mr. Jones?
For the last time.
Tired out
For the last time
What's up mr. Jones? Mr. Jones.
note:~ damn, it took me ages to realise where I knew this song from. It's 'Drain' with new english lyrics. These lyrics really make me think of that David Bowie song [is it called 'Major Tom'?] but that's just because of all the "ground control" business and the "starman" stuff...Other note...hide really had a thing for spiders...
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Hey Man So Long
Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.
Hello. Hello. Hello. Goodbye
I can see inside of you
You are my chameleon
I know how you lied to me
You will know what you're meant to be
I have been inside of you
You will know you belong to me....to me ...completely
I have been inside of you
You will know the price of freedom
You need to know you lied to me
You will know what you tried to be
I have cleansed inside of you
Now you scream inside of me
HEY MAN SO LONG.. THEY CAUGHT YOU OUT
HEY MAN SO LONG.. SO SAY GOODNIGHT
HEY MAN SO LONG.. SAYONARA
I have screamed inside of you
You belong alone to me
You don't know what you want chameleon
It's so wrong So unfamiliar
HEY MAN SO LONG.. THEY CAUGHT YOU OUT
HEY MAN SO LONG.. SO SAY GOODNIGHT
Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Goodbye.
They changed your mind
HEY MAN SO LONG.. SO SAY GOODBYE...BYE. BYE
SO LONG.. SAYONARA.
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Psyche
PSYCHE.
PSYCHE.
Well I can't understand.
I was your holy man
I was your fool of desire.
I was your bitter green soul...crucified
PSYCHE. THOUSAND MILES AWAY. PAIN
PSYCHE. BLOWS MY MIND AWAY
I've been searching so long.
Like some silver centipede song
Well if you so deny me.
Cut me up inside and crucify me
PSYCHE. THOUSAND MILES AWAY. PAIN
PSYCHE. BLOWS MY MIND AWAY
The years come and kill me. So completely
Every man just cannot be. Hurt so sweetly
Why did you come unto me? And then fool me?
Everybody got to be. My judge and jury
PSYCHE. BLOWS MY MIND AWAY. PAIN
PSYCHE. MILES AND MILES AWAY. PAIN
The tears cannot fill me. Oh so sweetly
Every man just cannot be. Destroyed completely
Why did you come unto me. And then fool me?
Everybody's gonna be Our judge and jury
PSYCHE.
PSYCHE.... PAIN
PSYCHE. THOUSAND MILES AWAY. PAIN
SCREAM SO LOUD. LET IT OUT. CAN'T STAND YOUR LIBERTY
PSYCHE. LIKE A WINTER'S DAY. PAIN
SCREAM SO LOUD. LET IT OUT. CAN'T STAND YOUR LIBERTY
PSYCHE.
SCREAM SO LOUD. LET IT OUT. CAN'T STAND YOUR LIBERTY
PSYCHE. LIKE SOME WINTER'S DAY
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Fuctrack #6
I am absolute corruption. Absolute corruption.
I am the power that sways. I am the beast that's in human nature
I am the masonry of greed.
Tease me. Please me. Don't believe me
I will suck and fuck the very heart of you..in tattoo
Need me. Bleed me. Don't believe me
I will separate every fucking part of you into two
Wanna be a mesquite
Wanna be a mesquite
Wanna be a mesquite
I am absolute corruption. Absolute corruption
I am absolute corruption. Absolute corruption
Kiss me diss me. Did you miss me?
Did you hang my picture on your bathroom door? My favourite whore
Eat me. Beat me. You complete me
I will grow and know to hate you more each day. In every way
Wanna be a mesquite
Wanna be a mesquite
Wanna be a mesquite
Mercenaries and prostitutes we are
Extortionists and capitalists we are
Fuck me.
note:~ although it's not the kind of thing you can say to many people [Hey, my current favourite song's 'Fuctrack #6'. What's yours?] I really really like this song. It is, unless I am mistaken, a redone version of 'Frozen Bug'. Also, I don't know what a "mesquite" is. Maybe a mosquito? I think I read that on another lyrics page where they had it down as mosquito... I once read a "you know you're obessed with jrock when" where one of the conditions was 'you've listened to fuctrack #6 and still think you're innocent' ...try typing it...
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Doubt
Someone leaving town. My inner pain I do not need
I look at me and take so she kills me now
If I think about the lack of shame or "should have done"
I lust like an animal
But I never saw nobody have taken to the city
Could have been any girl around
So she like a chew and like and she like what she know
Somebody's corruption
Crash Crash You trash
So. I'm coming down. My inner need don't hold me down
Your karma zoo sickens me now
And me know many hyenas who look like doggies
Lick you. Lick you. Lick you. Lick you. Die in a hole
Hate your mouth. So nice. So cheap. So I don't care
Your mouth. "Shut it" you say. Say you'll never trust.
DOUBT. DOUBT.. DOUBTING YOU
YOU KILL YOUR FEELINGS. AIN'T NO HONEYMOON TIMES
DOUBT. DOUBT. DOWN TO YOU
HOW CAN YOU TAKE MY LUST AND CRUSH IT TO THE GROUND?
DOUBT. DOUBT. DOWN TO YOU
ROMANCE CHEAP WHEN YOUR ANGST IS THE POWER
I HATE THE SOUND. DOUBT. DOWN TO YOU
SHE KNOWS SOMETHING BUT SHE'S IN TOUCH SO SHE DON'T MAKE A
SOUND
Well I hate the razor lines she cuts into my eyes
Just like some evil table dancer
And president chicken. Man. I can't keep an eye on him
Goddamn lingerie fish
Shall I wish you were in hell or am I burning
Just to kiss some other monster like you
Could you answer. Me, now, I'm too young
But ask again and I'll tell you how
DOUBT. DOUBT. DOUBTING YOU
YOU MADE THE COLOURS THEN TOOK THEM OUT OF MY WORLD
DOUBT. DOUBT DOUBTING YOU
SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME BABE DON'T TAKE TOO MUCH TO RECALL ME
DOUBT. DOUBT. DOWN TO YOU
ROMANCE CHEAP WHEN YOUR ANGST IS THE POWER
I HATE THE SOUND. DOUBT. DOWN TO YOU
HER MOUTH'S MOVING AND HER MOANS ARE GONNA MAKE YOU LIE
DOUBT. DOUBT.. DOUBTING YOU
YOU KILL YOUR FEELINGS. AIN'T NO HONEYMOON TIMES
DOUBT. DOUBT. DOWN TO YOU
HOW CAN YOU TAKE MY LUST AND CRUSH IT TO THE GROUND?
DOUBT. DOUBT. DOWN TO YOU
ROMANCE CHEAP WHEN YOUR ANGST IS THE POWER
I HATE THE SOUND. DOUBT. DOWN TO YOU
SHE KNOWS SOMETHING BUT SHE'S IN TOUCH SO SHE DON'T MAKE A
SOUND
Hate your mouth. You trrrash
Your karma zoo sickens me now
note:~ hmm...most of the lyrics don't make no sense... but that's probably because there're a lot of words added or changed to make them fit to the music. Which, as the title suggests, is 'Doubt' gone english. Typing out this song has brought me to the conclusion that "doubt" is a stupid word... "Just like some evil table dancer" ← I love that line
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Pose
Cut to countdown Jamie was so cold.
Do you know why we kiss and then lie?
Coma-life is getting like karmacide now
Out to lunch you count aloud.
I know that creole soul. Yeah
Coma-white you cut me. Crash and quit yeah
Inner weakness was a jewel
Now she be pretending. Denial. Could not say
Now she be pretending a lie
Every night took on a kimono dancer tell me why we kid to ourselves
She walk along. Anonymous and in a nightmare
Ignoring me. High. Here we go
EVERYTHING POSE. POSE EVERYTHING POSE. POSE
EVERYTHING POSE. POSE EVERYTHING POSE
WE KNOW WE HAVE THIS IMPULSE
No karma now. Just a look and crawl down with me
Reaction to you crushes me down
Silver mouth. Tell me could you kill a dead man?
Tell me. Could you ju-ju me now?
Everybody wants to be somebody. Some kind of shiny make-believe
Yeah. My cucharacha could I teach you power
So come on give me what I need
EVERYTHING POSE. POSE. EVERYTHING POSE POSE
EVERYTHING POSE. POSE EVERYTHING POSE
WE KNOW WE HAVE THIS IMPULSE
Everybody wants to be somebody. Some kind of shiny make-believe
Everybody wants to be somebody so come on give me what I need
EVERYTHING POSE. POSE EVERYTHING POSE.. POSE
EVERYTHING POSE. POSE EVERYTHING POSE.
WE KNOW WE HAVE THE SAME PULSE
EVERYTHING POSE. POSE EVERYTHING POSE. POSE
EVERYTHING POSE. POSE EVERYTHING POSE.
WE KNOW WE HAVE THIS IMPULSE.
note:~ again, a redone in english hide song. Again it makes... odd sense... and there are some weird and memorable sentences. Who's Jamie? And what does creole soul have to do with anything?
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Easy Jesus
I'm walking down the freeway. I'm waiting for the madness to bite
Well Lazarus is waking. My virgin she is holding me. Tight. Alright
Yeah let me take you there
Following the footsteps. Never seem to catch up in time
Talking to your wooden gods has never been a favourite of mine
Two thousand years of lying, waiting for a sign
TEASE ME EASY JESUS
BELIEVE ME EASY JESUS
TEASE ME EASY JESUS
BLEED ME EASY JESUS
YOU BETTER BELIEVE ME JESUS
LET ME TAKE YOU DOWN. DOWN. DOWN. DOWN.
Walking down the freeway and the moon is gone
Talking to the stars and waiting for the sun
The moon is gone. The moon is lost
I see the blackness and the plastic neon cross
Yeah let me take you there
I'm walking down the freeway I'm waiting for the virgin to shine
(Can you see me now)
Talking to your wooden gods has always been a favourite of mine
You'd better believe me
EASE ME EASY JESUS
PLEASE ME EASY JESUS
EASE ME EASY JESUS
BLEED ME EASY JESUS
WELL LAZARUS IS WAKING UP
EASE ME EASY JESUS
PLEASE ME EASY JESUS
WALKING DOWN THE FREEWAY
EASE ME EASY JESUS
BLEED ME EASY JESUS
EASE ME EASY JESUS
WALKING DOWN THE FREEWAY
PLEASE ME EASY JESUS
WELL LAZARUS IS WAKING UP. MAKING OUT.
EASE ME EASY JESUS
TALKING TO YOUR WOODEN GODS
BELIEVE ME EASY JESUS
YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE ME. JESUS.
note:~ hide wasn't a religious guy, was he? This is a very cool song and it can be read in various different ways. The lyrics are very clever [but then they usually are, even when they don't make sense] and quite amusing at times. Also, I have discovered that, despite being Catholic, I can't spell Jesus to save my life...
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