Chandra Kanth
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1. A student's leave letter :
"As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage i cannot
attend the class...."
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2. A candidate's application : "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post.
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 3. I.T.I., Bangalore: An employee applied for leave
 as follows :
 Since I have to go to my village to sell my land
 along with my wife.
 Pleasesanction me one-week leave.
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 4. Another employee applied for half day leave as
 follows :
 "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10
 o-clock and I may
 not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
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 5. A leave letter to the headmaster :
 "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from
 headache. I request
 you to leave me today"
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 6. An incident of a leave letter :
 "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day
 holiday."
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 7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster :
 As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for
 the day.
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 8. A covering note :
 "I am enclosed herewith..."
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 9. From H.A.L. Administration dept :
 As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible
 for it,
 please grant me 10 days leave.
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 10. Actual letter written for application of leave :
 "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her
 only husband
 at home I may be granted leave".
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 11. Letter writing :
 "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same
 well."
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 12. Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an
 employee who was
 performing his daughter's wedding :
 "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's
 leave.."
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Sing in the Tune of "manasukullay kaadhal  vandhichaa.." from the film  "Autograph" Pallavi

customer call vandhichaaa ... vandhallo vandhallo
cell phonil interview vandhichaa ... vandhallo
vandhallo
emailil offer vandhichaaa ... vandhallo vandhallo
courieril letterum vandhichaa .. vandhallo vandhallo
ada indha offer podhaa dhenrum innum konjam venum
endrum  offer offer endru thonichaaaa.........

Charanam1:
mattamaana course ellaam padichiruppa.. adhey adhey..
fake aana experience poetiruppa... adhallo..
DTP velaiyellam senjiruppa.. aanaaa Technical writernu  Solliyiruppa..
adhu thappu illa bayappada thevai illa...
indha industryil idhu romba sagajam pulla..
inga programming therinjavan yavanumilla...
ada interviewil vaay pechu jeyukkum pulla..
ada copy and paste pannavanellam professionalnu
sollikitrukkaan.. neeyum
adichu vidummmaaaa........

-- consultant

Charanam2:
canteenil adhigamaaa irundhiruppa... adhey adhey..
computeril games ellam vilayaaduva.. adhallo...
PM ukku sombu nallaa adichiruppa.. avan naaykuttyku
biscuit ellaam  poettiruppa...
adhu thappu illa bayappada thevaiyilla..
un PM kooda ippadithaan vandhaan mela..
ada kashtapattu ulachavan yavanumilla..
indha asingatha veliyila sonnaa tholla...
ada naayi vesham poettivitta kolachithaan aaganumay..

nallaa vaala  aatu.....
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A company, feeling it was time for a shapeup, hires a new CEO.
The new CEO is determined to rid the company of all unproductive workers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a young chap leaning on a wall and relaxing.  The room is full of workers who were busy working, except for this guy.  The CEO decides to let his staff know that he means business!
The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"  A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, 
"I make $300.00 a week.........Why?"
The CEO then hands the guy $600 in cash and screams, "Here's two weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!".  Surprised and in fear, the guy immediately leaves.

Feeling pretty good about having fired his first worker, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me which department that worker belonged to?"
With a sheepish grin, one ofthe other workers mutters, "He was the Pizza Delivery guy from Domino's."
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Queen Elizabeth, Bush & Musharraf died & went straight to hell. Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England, I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there. She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well,devil howuch do I owe you???? The devil says "Five million dollars" . She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair. Bush was soo jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the United States, I want to see how everybody is doing there too" He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you???? The devil says "Ten million dollars" With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair. Musharraf was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call Pakistan too, I wanna talk to the ministers, to the deputy, I wanna talk to everybody of my Parliment"..... He called Pakistan and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you???? The devil says "Twenty dollars". Musharraf is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??" What may be the reply from devil.... SCROL DOWN.........................................The devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's local"
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