There was this land called Jopster.The people there weren't very smart,but they were quite
happy! The people's names all ended with oot.For example,the king was named Gloot.
They had this problem with a dude named Snoot.Snoot was the self proclaimed
king of the Snopeland castle.It was an abandoned castle.He of course had no servants or
anything.He thought he could take over the world.Actually,he just wanted friends.
So he decided he would kidnap prince Spoot of Jopster! He had no problem doing this since
he was a TimeSpaceMage.He froze time and took the prince! When the prince woke up he was
in a very cool room,and he heard music.So he went down the nearby steps to find
Snoot playing gamecube!

Spoot:What are you playing?
Snoot:Super Smash Bros. Melee.
Spoot:Can I play?
Snoot:Of course!

So they played Melee nonstop! Then after prince Spoot didn't return after 4 months,the
king started to worry.So did princess Sloot.So she went and asked the townpeople

Sloot:Does anybody know where I can find prince Spoot.
Noot:There is only 1 thing that could cause the prince to be gone this long.Gamecube.
Sloot:What is that?
Noot:The one game consol TO RULE THEM ALL!
Sloot:OK,but where is he?
Noot:Only Gloot has a gamecube,his castle is 256 miles east.

So she found the castle after a long journey!

She walked in and heard music.She started dancing.She danced for half an hour.
Then she finally remembered that she was here to save her brother.
She still wondered what a Gamecube was,but she didn't have time to think about it.

Then she found them.She saw what they were doing.She no longer had questions.
She simply picked up a controller and started playing! They both noticed,but they
thought it was fun.So this kept happening.

King Goot was very disturbed by now.He sent his servants in search on anybody who had any
clue what happened to them.You can guess who they found.

Gloot:So you know where I can find my kids?
Noot:Yes,they are playing gamecube with Snoot.
Gloot:I've heard of gamecube.What's so special about it.
Noot:It's a game system,it's so addicting that most people play until they die of old age.
Gloot:So I must stop them! Where are they.
Noot:256 miles east.

At once the king started to go to the castle.When he finally got there he also danced to
the music.Then he saw all of them.

Then he picked up the only controller left and played with them.
Then after a couple of rounds.

Gloot:Before I forget I have a question.WHAT ARE WE DOING?!
Spoot:Playing Super Smash Bros Melee.
Gloot:But why?
Snoot:Why not?
Gloot:Yeah! Why not!

So then they all kept playing.The people of Jopster didn't even really notice they were
missing,but Noot knew the whole story.The question is,who is Noot and how did he know all
this?!


