Tootyboogerland was an island that hadn't been discovered by most people.
Occasionally people would get shipwrecked and come to this Island.
They liked it so much they stayed.It was a paradise.They never needed money.
Everybody shared everything they had.There was fruit trees of every kind!
The climate was perfect so they never bothered to build houses.
Even though it rained,people just got used to it.So everything was perfect right?
WRONG! Well,they had this king named Snort.Don't ask me why.They didn't really need a king.
Now Snort was a very good king.He lived in this huge tree that grew funny fruits!
Whenever people had any conflict.They would tell the king.He had the same solution
to every problem! He would just give them a funny fruit.Then they would just eat it and
laugh for months! When they stopped,if they ever did,They completely forgot what they
were arguing about.This was the secret to preventing wars.So you may wonder what the
problem was.Well,Snort had a problem with his nose.He had a lot of buildup of you know what.
So he had to blow his nose very often.Well,it was annoying to him,but when he did blow
his nose,IT CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE! So most people got used to it.However there was this
dude who didn't like it.He planned to kill the king,but he couldn't because the people
of this land couldn't climb trees.Well,they were physically capable of it,but they
just never thought of it.Maybe that's why they needed the king?
So this dude was still very sure he could kill the king if only he could get him
out of the tree.So he cut it down with a chainsaw! The king was very mad,BUT it was
raining fruit and people were very happy,especially me!.So when the king saw who cut it
down,he simply blew him off the island with his nose! And they all lived happily ever after!
I mean it.They really did!