This is a TRUE story! It happened April 6 2006.

I was shopping at Walmart.In the checkout,there was a woman and her 3 year old
daughter.This girl was talkative and so was I.This is exactly what I remember.

Girl:I like Spongebob crackers!
Chandler:What you say?
Girl:I like Spongebob crackers!
Chandler:There are many kinds of crackers as you will soon find out.
Girl:I wanna eat Spongebob!
Chandler:Dude! That's evil!
Girl:I'm almost 4,but not yet! tomorrow is my birthday!
Chandler:Well,I'm 18.
Girl:What's your name?
Chandler:My name is not important,but if you must know,I am Chandler.
Girl:Do you have a mom?
Chandler:Yes,most people do.
Girl:Did you float in your mom's tummy like I did?
Chandler:I guess,but I don't remember.
Girl:Do you have a dad?
Chandler:Yeah,but he's in Minnesota.
Girl:By dad is Bill.He took me to the movies to see Big Mamma!
Girl:Big Mamma was fat!
Chandler:That's not unusual.
Girl:Your dad likes my dad.
Chandler:How do you know?
Girl:I just know.
Chandler:If you say so.
Girl:You like my dad.
Chandler:Well I guess,but I never met him.
Girl:YOU LIKE MY DAD!!
Chandler:FINE! I like your dad.

Then of course they were done and left.I will never 4get that girl.