There was this dude named Chandler.He was totally out of touch with reality
And so whenever someone said something he didn't know how to respond to,he said
"Let's do the chicken dance" even though he didn't know how to do it.
Since he was born in 1987,he had always been around Nintendo systems.
He played Super Mario Bros. ever since he was 2 years old.
As time went on,he would find something new,say it was the best thing since pizza,
then find something else and repeat the process while totally forgetting what he
was doing before! So he kept wanting to change his name to Mario,Kirby,Mega Man,Link,etc.
Some years ago,he got an awesome laptop computer.It was the best thing since pizza.
He got internet,and suddenly had access to more games than anyone could play in a lifetime!
He thought it was so cool that he decided to become a programmer(which didn't last long).
While he was searching for a programming language,he found QBasic.OK,so he played around
with it,but was shocked when he learned about binary.It's just something that geeks know.
So you know what happened then,it was again the best thing since pizza,then he spent the
next 5 months telling everyone about it,they either already knew or didn't care.
One day his friend Ben Dellheim took him to Best Buy for a Dance Dance Revolution
tournament. Of course he learned how to play the day before the tournament so he had
no chance of winning,but it was fun.He later learned that there was a similar program that
is just like it called Stepmania.He gave him a bunch of files,but something went terribly
wrong! Chandler's mind was posessed by the song V(for Extreme).He again thought it was the best
thing since pizza.Of course then everyone heard him whistling and wondered what was wrong
with him.Well,actually,they've always wondered.This went on until Ben sent him a link to a
silly video called There She Is.It was on Flashplayer.com.He then decided that it was the 
1 site TO RULE THEM ALL! So then he went on watching nearly all the flash movies.
He thought it was so funny,that he wanted to start writing stories
(which probably wouldn't last long).

He has 2 websites by the way.Visit them to learn more.

http://www.freewebs.com/chandlerklebs
http://www.geocities.com/chandlerklebs