There was a day Chandler decided he didn't like the way things were.
Well,actually he thought the same thing everyday.So he wanted to go back in time before anybody
was in North America! So he downloaded a program that allowed him to travel in time.The only problem
was that is was a shareware program with a 30 day limit.He would either buy the full version or get
stuck sometime forever! He came back to some time(I don't want to exactly say when because I have no idea when
people first came to North America).Anyway,when he got there,he was in the woods.there was this bear.
He was crying so Chandler asked what was wrong.

Chandler:Why are you crying?
Bear:I need a new name!
Chandler:Well,what's your name?
Bear:Fuzzy Wuzzy.
Chandler:So what's wrong with that?
Bear:I'm not fuzzy because I have no hair!
Chandler:Wait,I have an idea! Spin around!
Bear:How will that help?
Chandler:Just do it,I'll tell you after.

So the bear spun around until he fell over.

Bear:I am really dizzy,but how does this solve my problem?
Chandler:Now you will be called Dizzy Wizzy!
Bear:Thanks a lot!

So he went until he saw a deer who was also crying.This was no ordinary deer though.

Chandler:Why are you crying?
Rudolph:Everyone makes fun of me because of my big red nose!
Chandler:Well,I don't see what's the problem?
Rudolph:I've been rejected by all the other deer.
Chandler:Well,do you want to come with me?
Rudolph:Where are you going?
Chandler:I have NO IDEA!
Rudolph:Well,I guess I can't do much else so I will!

So they went to a lake.Then they found a crab who was also crying.

Chandler:Why are you crying?
Crab:Everyone is scared of me.They always think I'm going to pinch them.
Chandler:What about the other crabs.
Crab:They all stay in the ocean.I'm far away from home.I want to see the world.
Rudolph:Then do you want to come with us?
Crab Where are you going.
Chandler and Rudolph:We have NO IDEA!
Crab:You would really let me come with you?
Chandler:Sure,why not?
Rudolph:Nobody likes me either so I came with Chandler.
Crab:Then I'll come with! I'm tired of being alone.

So the 3 of them kept walking even though they had NO IDEA where they were going!

That night,they were talking.

Crab:So Chandler,where did you come from?
Chandler:I was living with a bunch of people,but they didn't understand me.
Crab:I know what that feels like.
Rudolph:Is there anybody you miss.
Chandler:Well,I miss my mom and computer.
Rudolph:What's a computer?
Chandler:It's hard to explain.It's the only thing humans invented that I actually like.
Crab:So what's a human anyway?
Chandler:I'm a human,and I don't like it!
Rudolph:Well,you don't seem so bad.
Chandler:Where I come from,people actually eat crabs and deer.They pollute water and air and cut down trees.
Crab:I see why you left!
Rudolph:I hope I never see humans like that.
Chandler:Eventually,they'll be here.
Crab:How do you know?
Chandler:I'm from the future.I came here just to get away from them.
Rudolph:Is there anything we can do to stop them?
Chandler:There is no way they can be stopped.They can kill you even before you see them.
Crab:When will this happen?
Chandler:I have NO IDEA!
Rudolph:Why don't you know?
Chandler:I flunked history.