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The numbers 1,2,4,and 8 all can be used in place of words.
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Examples

I 1 a game of chess.
This is 2 much 2 understand.
What are you looking at me like that 4?!
I just 8 Raisin Bran.

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Hello,I am Chandler Klebs and I am writing another crazy thing!
I don't write very often,but something is really bothering me lately.
It seems that people just expect others 2 do certain things.
People have a tendency 2 label you based on how you look.
People judge you by the color of your skin,gender,and whether you're fat or not.

Gender Roles

Boys and Men

Boys have many things easier than girls.Most of the problems with men is that they act so stupid.
I'm speaking from my own experiences here.I am a boy myself,but I've never been able 2 have many
friends that are guys.Teenage boys are the worst! They're all doing smoking,drinking alchohol,driving crazy,and
a few things I don't even want 2 mention! I don't quite fit in with this group,but I wouldn't want 2 be a girl
either.I'm screwed!

Girls and Women

Women haven't been treated as if they matter for milleniums.You rarely hear about them even in the Bible!
They are expected 2 stay at home all day and do all the cooking,cleaning,taking care of babies and stuff.
They usually don't get paid as much as men who do the same job as them.
If that's not bad enough,they have 2 look perfect! So they're expected 2 be as skinny as a piece of paper!
They also do a lot of stuff like makeup and painting their fingernails and toenails.
When women get married they have 2 change their last name! It gets really confusing that way!
Now the 1 thing that really disturbs me is that they are expected 2 reproduce!
Then they have a bunch of kids and most men never help them with stuff like changing diapers and giving baths.
I say this because my dad never did! If you're a responsible man then good 4 you!
Of course I wouldn't want 2 either.That's 1 of the reasons I'm not getting married!

1 more thing I want 2 say about this is that the internet is great because no1 needs 2 know whether you're
a boy or girl.I have more friends on the internet than in real life.

Skin Color

Black and White

Now of course it really doesn't matter what color you are,but it used 2 be a real issue.
Most people learn about the African slaves in school.
People sold them like property just because they're skin was darker.And of course because the white people
were 2 lazy 2 do their own work! I've even heard that February is Black History Month.
I personally don't want 2 remember it!

Fat and Skinny

People are expected 2 be skinny.I don't have a clue why!
Well,actually this is usually only the case in the US.There are countries where being fat is considered good!
Something is backwards here! The US is the fattest nation! At least that's what I always hear on the news
and read on the internet.Now that I think about it,that's where I get all my in4mation!
What's weird is that men can be fat and not even care,but women can't be fat or they'll never look good enough.
Most men only like women because they look good.Oh and by the way,I think people look good fat!
I personally think it's better 4 women 2 be ugly so that they can get somebody who likes them 4 who they are.
If somebody likes you 4 only how you look(whether you're male or female),it won't last very long because people get
old,fat,and bald.

Mental Illnesses

Now this is what really annoys me.People these days see Psychiatrists and they tell them they're
Bipolar,Schitzophrenic,and many more names I can't remember.Then they give them weird medicine that doesn't really
help,but causes other problems.I was on this medicine that made my vision blurry! That was when I decided I
would rather jump off the Grand Canyon than take medicine again! Even depression is a diagnosis now!
I get depressed because we don't have enough money 4 food and paying the bills.Now the last thing I need is some1
telling me I'm depressed(as if I was 2 stupid 2 know that) and wanting me 2 take an anti depressant.
People always think they have an easy solution 2 every problem.

Advice you don't need

Often people tell me I should buy certain things.Then I tell them about our financial problems.
Then they say "just get a job".If only it were that easy! As if I haven't tried!
Some people have had such an easy life! It's easy 4 THEM 2 tell people what 2 do about problems they have never had!

Us and Them

People get uncomfortable around people that are different.Usually because of looks,but the rich look down on the poor
and the same goes 4 the well against the sick.People really treat others as inferior because they don't want 2
face the fact that they are also people and they have a responsibility 2 help.They think that they are the center of
the universe.Many people don't want 2 admit that God exists because it makes them realize how insignificant they are.
Well I have news 4 you.You are worth something 2 God! Everyone is.So stop putting people in2 groups and sing
It's a Small World After All. 

John3:16
For God so loved the world,that he gave his only begotten Son,that whosoever believeth in him should not perish,
but have everlasting life.

You might want 2 read my Bible file as well.

http://www.freewebs.com/chandlerklebs/Bibleology.txt

Now that's what I've written so far.I feel better.Some people will disagree with me on some things,but
I want you 2 email me if you want 2 correct me on anything or have more 2 add.

FIVEREDNINJA@wmconnect.com