The Rules of Chandler Klebs

I am Chandler Klebs,and this is my first complete guide all about me! Even though you probably don't want 2 know.
My birthday and history have shaped me,but I don't want 2 bore you with all that.I have other ways of boring you.
I have certain rules which are very emotionally based.The thing is that if you read this,you will have a better
idea of how I work and how 2 avoid my wrath.

Powers of 2

Powers of 2 are all over the place,but this is not a guide about powers of 2.My websites and server are already
infected with all that.It's just that it effects my eating,sleeping,talking,singing,counting,religion,thinking,etc.
Now powers of 2 are not the only math I know.I can add,subtract,multiply,divide,and solve half of the equations
I've come across,but powers of 2 are not only the best thing ever,but anybody who can add can understand it!

Colors

Red was my favorite color until I got my computer.The overwhelming amounts of black and white used in all software
fascinated me.Then something really changed my mind.Monochrome bitmaps are the smallest type of image files
you'll find(which is a concern 4 dial up users like me).They only contain the data of black and white.
So the massive amount of these colors took me over.White is the best,but black is just as important!
The awesomeness of notepad is the black and white! What did you expect,it's 2 awesome colors!
This affects my eating quite a bit.Such as liking powdered donuts and snow because they're white!
I like white sugar also,but it's not healthy and gives me a stomache ache,so I usually avoid it.

Shapes

Now shapes are a weird thought 4 me.I just love squares.4 sides is probably why.
I do love an awesome 8 sided shape though! I'll have make a link 2 it sometime.
I do have some weird habits.I get upset at other shapes that don't have the same length on all sides!
Unless it's like a rectange that is exactly twice as long as wide! That leads in2 the powers of 2 all over again!

Friends

I have very weird standards of friends! First,they must listen 2 me,WAIT! I'm
doing it again! Every thing is about powers of 2! You probably already know
what they must listen 2! Anyway,if they survive,they're OK with me.
But if they insult you know what,they I don't think I'll be talking 2 them much!

Software

You know that none of the stuff I am doing is possible without a computer with loads of software.
You are getting this message because of many things.First I write it in notepad,then I must go online 2 make it
available on my server.80% of all software I use is games.However,I rarely play the games.I usually hex edit the stuff
with CheatEngine and program in Basic.You know,my rules 4 software is that it must be free,and do what I want.
It's just that all my business is STILL about powers of 2.Hex editing requires knowledge of hexidecimal.
And of course,what do you think I write or draw about.

Money

I view money as a result of peoples selfishness.It's about people who want 2 get something back when they
help somebody.Thanks would be nice,but they want something back even when they don't need it.
I have noticed that people treat us bad because we're poor.It makes people uncomfortable when they have something
you don't.It makes them realize they have a responsibility 2 help people,but they're 2 lazy.

Religion

I hate the word religion,it's a broad term,but anyway,it's all about 2! I believe that things come in sets of 2!
Things like creation/destruction,God/satan,heaven/hell,life/death,good/bad,salvation/damnation,original/extra crispy,etc.
You must choose everything! You must find out 4 yourself if Dr. Pepper is a good doctor 4 you.
And yes,I believe it goes 1 way or the other.It's all about 2 isn't it? You get a big choice.
Either let other people screw you up or screw yourself up! Please don't study religion.Search 4 the truth.
You'll get something different than me though!

I will continue writing this! Please email me and tell me what subject I should write about.
There is 1 subject that even I won't bring up unless requested.Then I can blame you!

Try my email!

chandlerklebs@gmail.com