(A) Spend the game running back and forth from the huddle and buy a huge pretzel
(B)Get really competitive with your sister and start going on about how "she threw her big fat grandma arm elbow in your face and kept running" (broke your nose)
(C)Get really excited because its the first time you've ever played football and flash one of the guys just to get the ball
(DSpend the game showing your brother that you can win fair and square and start saying stupid little rhymes like "42 to 21 like the turkey ross is done!!"
(E) Pine over the pretty dutch girl who is closer to the other guys huddle than yours and then tell him hes better at maths than he is with girls
(F) Rip your mates shirt, realise you are good at maths, and do a stupid little dance just to show off infront of the dutch girl
A) You vow not to gossip (but break the resolution in a week)
B) To do something new everyday of the year (buy some leather pants, ask a girl out, have a another divorce)
C) Vow to fly a comercial jet (but not in the rain)
D) Take more pictures of the group together (and get on everyones nerves)
E) Decide to learn the guitar (go to a professional instead of your friend who named the chords after what her hand looks like when she is doing that chord)
F)Vow not to make fun out of anyone for at least a week (more of a bet which you lose than a resolution that you break)
A) Sulking and saying your not going because your boyfriend (the one who is doin the speech)said something mean to you
B) Trying to get everyone ready on time
C) Try in vain to find something different to wear after someone flicked houmouse on your dress, and when you can't find anything put a christmas decoration over the stain
D) Pine over your ex and ring him endlessly and in the end ACCIDENTALLY change the message that people hear when their answerphone kicks in
E)Wearing everything your best friends owns (without any underwear on) and doing lunges
F)Not getting dressed because your best mate sat in your chair and you spend the time making stupid remarks like "In the words of A.A.Milne 'Get out of my chair dillhole!!'" instead of getting dressed
A)Be married to a rich husband who is sleeping with nextdoors dog walker, and very nearly having an affair with a TV star
B)Be Married to a Gay/Lesbian lover and have no idea until one of your friends drops a hint that tells you the truth
C) Be working in a big stocks company and loose $15 million and then have 2 heart attacks
D) Be a really fat �0 year old virgin
E) Be a TV Star who very nearly has an affair with a woman who is married to a very rich man
F)Be writing jokes for a newspapers and magazines, being your TV star friend's Assistant and trying in vain not to throw a cup of orange juice(with pulp) all over him and sleeping with a 30 year old virgin
A) Your Discount at Ralph Lauren
B) Your a Palaeontogist, and get discount at the University Cafeteria, and you know how to get married and divorced 3 or 4 times in the space of 10 years
C) Your a freak who writes songs about your mothers suicide and then plays them at the local coffee shop
D) Your Head Chef in a snobby restaurant
E) You can drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds and your good with the ladies/men
F) Your just a generally funny person who is always making fun of people, but can be serious and caring when you need to be.