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| Con't... altercation between the two stars reached epic proportions. The dispute stemmed from the different sizes of their trailers. Their out of court settlement have not been disclosed. Director Chris Chan has revealed that Las Vegas will be one of the locations for the next Chanada Films production. The news has hit the desert city like a tornado. The Mayor of Las Vegas was reported as saying "This is exactly what this city has been looking for, a punk-ass kid making another cheapo indie film. I suggest to Mr. Chan and his crew to stay the hell out. Las Vegas is too classy for their cheesy production. Perhaps they should consider Mississauga. Reports coming from Neuters News Service has confirmed that the second installment to the popular franchise "Urban Puzzle" will go into production in the fall of 2005. The remaining holdout from the first film is it's star actor Carl Burrows. Perrenial bad boy Joel Davis has agreed to reprise his role as Officer Jerome Tucker for his own Happy Meal action figure. Rumors abound that the on set romance between P.E. Tilden Jr. and himself was nothing more than a hoax created by the studio to increase box office revenues. Actors Carl Burrows and Linzi Stirrup have filed a lawsuit against Chanada Films. Their lawsuit stems from the lack of vegetarian dishes served on set and thus violating their rights. A spokesperson from the studio issued this statement: "The studio respects both Mr. Burrows and Ms. Stirrup's rights and beliefs. However, we don't even serve food on shoots. We're too cheap." |