What people say helps build their character. It shows what they're thinking about. Here are memorable, funny, or just plain strange spoken by the JCA characters.
The Dark Hand
"Snowboarding works much better with snow." -Jackie
"I have a niece?!" -Jackie
VALMONT: Three of my enforcers, armed with high-tech weapons, were defeated by an...archaeologist.
FINN: ...Did we mention he had windshield wipers?
JADE: Your friends knocked you out and took you to a super secret underground base?
JACKIE: Uh...yes.
JADE: America...is so cool!
JACKIE: Jade! How did you--
JADE: [shrugs] The stairs.
JACKIE: Well...take these stairs to your room!
JACKIE: You speak English?
JADE: You know I do.
JACKIE: So what part of "go to your room" do you not understand?
"Admit it - I'm getting wise." -Jade
The Power Within
JADE (reading fortune cookie): "Danger looms in your future."
UNCLE: We must be very cautious!
JACKIE: You listen to a cookie?
ENFORCERS show up.
UNCLE: Never mock the cookie!
"What do you hear when I talk? Tell me, does it sound like, 'blah blah, blah blah blah'?" -Jackie
"Man is all the wiser when he looks within." -Shendu
JACKIE: You ate the talisman? How could you not notice swallowing a golfball? I told you chew your food!
JADE: It was soup!
CAPTAIN BLACK: He [Uncle] refused to move. Something about messing up his 'feng shui'...something.
JADE: Does this mean I'm a secret agent??
JACKIE & CAPTAIN BLACK: No!
The Mask of El Toro Fuerte
"A Chinese talisman at the tip of a Mexican temple? Uncle wasn't kidding about that whole 'four corners of the globe' thing." -Jackie
JACKIE: I thought you were supposed to be doing your homework at the hotel!
JADE: Tch! Lucky for you I raced through; Tohru was about to bust you like a pinata!
JACKIE: Thank you. But don't finish your homework early again; it's too dangerous.
JACKIE: Jade, one should not fight for the sake of fighting, but only when one has no other choice.
JADE: Makes sense. When this El Toro guy starts pounding you, you'll have no other choice.
JACKIE: You...have a very interesting mind, young Jade.
Enter the Viper
"Jackie Chan - a theif? Well, perhaps there's hope for him after all." -Valmont
More to come!
The Dark Hand
"Snowboarding works much better with snow." -Jackie
"I have a niece?!" -Jackie
VALMONT: Three of my enforcers, armed with high-tech weapons, were defeated by an...archaeologist.
FINN: ...Did we mention he had windshield wipers?
JADE: Your friends knocked you out and took you to a super secret underground base?
JACKIE: Uh...yes.
JADE: America...is so cool!
JACKIE: Jade! How did you--
JADE: [shrugs] The stairs.
JACKIE: Well...take these stairs to your room!
JACKIE: You speak English?
JADE: You know I do.
JACKIE: So what part of "go to your room" do you not understand?
"Admit it - I'm getting wise." -Jade
The Power Within
JADE (reading fortune cookie): "Danger looms in your future."
UNCLE: We must be very cautious!
JACKIE: You listen to a cookie?
ENFORCERS show up.
UNCLE: Never mock the cookie!
"What do you hear when I talk? Tell me, does it sound like, 'blah blah, blah blah blah'?" -Jackie
"Man is all the wiser when he looks within." -Shendu
JACKIE: You ate the talisman? How could you not notice swallowing a golfball? I told you chew your food!
JADE: It was soup!
CAPTAIN BLACK: He [Uncle] refused to move. Something about messing up his 'feng shui'...something.
JADE: Does this mean I'm a secret agent??
JACKIE & CAPTAIN BLACK: No!
The Mask of El Toro Fuerte
"A Chinese talisman at the tip of a Mexican temple? Uncle wasn't kidding about that whole 'four corners of the globe' thing." -Jackie
JACKIE: I thought you were supposed to be doing your homework at the hotel!
JADE: Tch! Lucky for you I raced through; Tohru was about to bust you like a pinata!
JACKIE: Thank you. But don't finish your homework early again; it's too dangerous.
JACKIE: Jade, one should not fight for the sake of fighting, but only when one has no other choice.
JADE: Makes sense. When this El Toro guy starts pounding you, you'll have no other choice.
JACKIE: You...have a very interesting mind, young Jade.
Enter the Viper
"Jackie Chan - a theif? Well, perhaps there's hope for him after all." -Valmont
More to come!
