You Know You Love JCA Too Much When...
You religiously eat garlic and mung bean sandwiches for lunch every day.
You search every phone booth in San Francisco in hopes of finding Section 13.
Aw hell, screw the phone booth - take the stairs!
Quotes such as "One more thing..." and "Bad day bad day bad day!" are common expressions amongst you and your sick group of friends.
You apply for membership in the Dark Hand.
You travel the "four corners of the globe" in search of the talismans.
But you can't find them, so you make your own damn talismans.
You get pissed off when you discover that your China history class doesn't include the era where demons ruled the world.
So you decide to get the Pan Ku Box and release the demons yourself. That will show those suckers not to leave out such an important part of history! MWAHAHAHA!
But when you get to Tibet, you find no Pan Ku Box there! There's only one other explanation--it's a government conspiracy! Section 13 must be behind this, to make sure no one knows of magic and demons and such!
So you decide to join forces with Section 12 in an attempt to overthrow Section 13.
However, you can't find Section 12, so instead you question your sanity (like you shouldn't have already): did demons ever rule the world?
In an attempt to answer this question, you stalk the real Jackie Chan and demand the truth!
At which point the real Jackie Chan gets freaked, and in a flash of security and bodyguards, you end up in a comfy padded room.