Mysteries of the Jackie Chan Adventures!
Ever watch JCA, raise your eyebrow and say something to te effect of, "Uh...what?" I certainly have! I'm not sure why I didn't put this list up earlier - I made it back in December of '01... Strange. Some refer to episodes, so if you don't get it, that's why. If you would like to submit any, go right ahead! Well, here you are, enjoy!
1. If Valmont is such a successful master of an international crime organization, why are his agents such morons?
2. Section 13 must have the worst security system ever if everyone knows the password and is constantly stealing the talismans. What is up with that?
3. Isn't Section 13's location supposed to be a secret? Jackie and Jade seem to know it, yet they need to hitch a ride from Captain Black and walk in blindfolded? (Can we say "conspiracy"?)
4. Speaking of location, where is Valmont's HQ located?
5. What is Uncle's real name?
6. Why does Jackie take lip from Uncle? He's, um, thirty-something and he still lives with his uncle? ~.~
7. How does Jackie divide his time between fighting the Dark Hand, working on his research, making Uncle tea, and entertaining Jade?
8. How many times can Jackie and Jade get doublecrossed by their companion on an archeological expedition?
9. Why is the bad guy always British, Australian, or Asian?
10. Why is Jade so short?
11. If Jackie was assigned a research position, then why does he and Jade get all the action?
12. How is it that an 11-yr old always winds up saving a thirty-something year old?
13. Why does Shendu wear boxers? Do most demons prefer boxers?
14. Why is Ratso green? Why is Finn literally white?
15. Who in his right mind would wear orange sunglasses?!?!
16. Whatever did happen to the Statue of Liberty?
17. Why was a demon portal located in washing machine? I had no idea that washing machines existed in ancient China.
18. Tohru has a mom?????
19. How does Jade make her hair like that?
20. Why doesn't Jade have an accent?
21. Whoever designed the characters' clothing has ten seconds to run starting now.
22. How does a group of untrained astronauts sneak on a rocketship--on TV--without being stopped?
23. When Uncle was young...why did he have purple hair?
24. Why don't they ever show the episode titles?
25. How does one get away with carving a hole in Mount Rushmore?
26. What's a chinchila?
27. How can a guy made out of paper cut through the Eifel Tower?
28. WHAT is Jackie's sexual orientation?!?! He is so obviously gay on the cartoon, yet there's also Viper and Portia to consider. What is up with that?!?