Hello world! This is me. Well, you shouldn't be surprised. This is, after all, a web page about ME!! All of these pictures were taken New Year's Eve 1999.

The only picture on this page where I'm sober... hehehe!

Well, okay, it's not a picture of me, but I thought it was cute.

Yes, folks. That would be my equally inebriated mother making horns out of party favors.

I don't know what to say for this picture.

I get, shall we say, giggly when I've been drinking. It's why I call vodka "happy water".