Title: Ditzy
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Championshipping (Lance x Ash/Red)
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #29, Ditzy
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks

Warnings: AU, Shonen-ai, cross-dressing

 

            Red isn’t ditzy. He isn’t. Just because he likes to wear pretty clothes doesn’t mean he’s girly! Besides, Lance goes around wearing long skirts that swirl around his ankles and he has pierced ears, but no one ever teases him.

            It’s not fair! He’s Champion!

            Still, Bruno is all brawn and no brain and Red would never want to be like him, so his teasing rolls off.

            Lorelei thinks he’s cute.

            Agatha has no comment to make, and Red is secretly glad for that. He’d be disturbed if she did – it is scary to think about old people and sex in the same category!

            But Lance thinks he looks cute, and Red wants to make his lover happy, so they snuggle together and Red doesn’t mind wearing girl’s clothes, not one bit.

            Who cares what anyone else thinks?

            He’s happy!

            Lance kisses him, sweetly, and Red purrs, glad that he only has to pretend for himself.

 

End Fic

Completed 9/25/06

Drabble. ‘Nuff said.