| Jokes |
| The Jokes page is back! So here is some limericks for all ! (except children) |
| There was a young man of cape horn, Who wished he had never been born, Nor would he have been If his father had seen That the end of the rubber was torn. |
| Email me at: [email protected] if you have jokes or funny pictures that u want me to post here |
| There was a young lady of Norway, Who hung by her toes in a doorway, She said to her beau; 'Come here Joe' I think I've discovered another way! |
| 'How much' sighed the gentle Narcissus, 'A man of my character misses!! It's clear on reflection, Ive got an erection, But all I can do is blow kisses.' |
| A man from the Washington Post, Once had it off with a ghost, At the height of orgasm, The pale ectoplasm, Shreiked: "Coming! I'm coming...almost!" |
| In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking his madam, And great was his mirth, For he knew that on Earth, There were only two balls - and he had 'em |
| An old archaeologist , Throstle, Discovered a marvellous fossil. He knew from it's bend, And the knob on the end, 'Twas the peter of Paul the Apostle. |
| The orgy was held on the lawn, And we kicked off two hours before dawn, We found ourselves viewing, Twenty-two couples screwing, By sun-up they'd all come and gone. |
| When a friend told a typist called Eve, "Your boss is too good to believe' You can't type, you can't spell "Why's he pay you so well?" She answered " I can't conceive." |
| There was a young maid called Biana, Who slept while her ship lay at anchor, She awoke with dismay, When she heard the mate say: "Hi! Hoist up the sheet and spanker!' |
| There was an old maid of Duluth, Who wept when she thought of her youth, And the glorious chances, She missed at school dances, And once in a telephone booth! |
| A carpenter living in Crewe, Who had nothing whatever to do, Once assisted a whore, With the hinge of her door, But he made her pay for the screw! |
| When Lazarus came back from the dead, He still couldn't function in bed, "Whats good Resurrection, Without an erection?" Old Lazarus testily said. |
| Now for some funny pics ive found over the years... |
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| more coming soon! |
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| This was done by a guy who gets my bus regularly. If you live in Brisbane, you'll recognise this type of sign for the buses... still funny though... |