Kendra: Who are you?
Buffy: Who am I? You attacked me, who the hell are you?! Kendra: I am Kendra, de Vampyr Slayer!
Buffy: One more time, you're the who?
Kendra: I am de Slayer.
Buffy: Nice cover story but here's a tip, try it on someone who's not the REAL Slayer.
Kendra: You can't stop me, even if ya kill me, anoder Slayer will be sent to take me place.
Buffy: Will you stop with the Slayer thing, I'm the damn Slayer.
Kendra: Nonsense dere is but one, and I am she.
Buffy: Ok, Scenario. You back off, I back off, but you have to promise not to go all wiggy until we can go to my watcher and figure this out.
Kendra: Wiggy?
Buffy: You know, No Kick-o, No Fight-o.
Kendra: I accept your scenario.
Buffy: So, you were sent here?
Kendra: Yes. by my watcher
Buffy: To do, what? exactly.
Kendra: To do my duty, I'm here to kill vampyrs.
[Willie's Bar]
Angel huddles in a corner as the sunlight comes in through the window and into the cage
in which he is locked.
[Library]
Giles: So your Watcher is Sam Zabuto, you say.
Kendra: Yes Sir.
Giles: And you are called?
Kendra: I am De Vampyr Slayer.
Buffy: We got that part honey, he means your name.
Kendra: Oh, dey call me Kendra...I have no last name, sir.
Buffy: Can you say stuck in the eighties!
Giles: Buffy, please! Obviously there's been some sort of misunderstanding.
Willow Enters.
Willow: Hey!
Kendra: Identify Yourself!
Buffy: Back off Pink Ranger! This is my friend.
Kendra: Friend?
Buffy: Yeah, as in person you hang with, amigo.
Kendra: I don�t understand.
Buffy: You try. I'm tapped.
Giles: Um, Kendra, there are a few of people, civilians if you will, who know Buffy's identity, Willow is one of them and they also spend time together, socially.
Kendra: And you allow dis, sir?
Giles: Yes well..
Kendra: But de Slayer must work in secret, for security.
Giles: Yes well with Buffy some flexibility is... required.
Kendra: Why?
Willow: Hi Guys, What�s going on?
Buffy: There seems to be a really big mix-up.
Giles: It seems another Slayer has been sent to Sunnydale.
Willow: Is that even possible? I mean 2 Slayers at the same time?
Giles: Not to my knowledge. And the new Slayer is not called until the previous Slayer has died...
Giles: Good Lord. You were dead Buffy.
Buffy: I was only gone for a minute.
Giles: Clearly it doesn�t matter how long you were gone you were physically dead that goes in the activation of the next Slayer.
Kendra: She died?
Buffy: Just a little.
Giles: She drowned but she was revived.
Willow: So there really are two of them.
Giles: It would seem so. This is completely unprecedented, I'm quite flummoxed.
Buffy: What's the flum? It's a mistake, she isn�t supposed to be here, she goes home. Looks, no offense, I really don�t mean this personally but I�m not dead and frankly having you around here creeps me out just a little bit.
Kendra: I cannot just leave! I was sent here for a reason, Mr. Zabuto said all de signs indicate dat a very dark power is about to rise in Sunnydale.
Buffy: And what�s your plan for fighting this dark power? You�re just gonna attack people at random �til you find a bad one?
Kendra: Of course not.
Buffy: Then why the hell did you attack me?
Kendra: I tought you were a vampyr.
Buffy: hah! A swing and a miss for the rookie.
Kendra: I had good reason to tink you were did I not see you kissing a vampyr?
Willow: Buffy would never do that!! OH! Except for sometimes you do that. But only with Angel! right?
Buffy: Yes Right. You saw me with Angel and he is a vampire but he's good.
Kendra: Angel? You mean Angelus? I've read about him. He is a monster.
Giles: No, no he's good now.
Buffy: He has a Gypsy curse.
Kendra: He has a what?
Buffy: You know just trust me on this one, he's on the home team now.
Kendra: I cannot believe you. He looked to me like anodder animal when I...
Buffy: When you what? What did you do to him?
Kendra: I..
Buffy: What did you do?!!
[Willie's Bar]
Willie comes into the storage room in which Angel is locked and unlocks the cage. He drags
the weakened Angel into another room and throws him down a sewer and then jumps in.
Spike is down there waiting.
Willy: There you go, friend. He'll be as good as new in a day or so.
Two of Spike's thugs arrive to drag Angel away.
Willy: Uh, hey, wait. We had a deal, right?
Spike: What's the matter, Willy? Don't you trust me?
Willy: Oh, yeah. Like a brother.
Spike slaps him across the cheek.
Spike: Talk and I'll have your guts for garters.
Willy: Wild horses couldn't drag it outta me.
Spike holds up the last bill, crumbles it and drops it into the water.
Spike: Oops! Sorry, friend.
Willy bends over to pick up the bill and Angel is dragged off by Spike and his lackeys.
Willy: What are you gonna do with him anyway?
Spike: I'm thinkin' maybe dinner and a movie. I don't want to rush into
anything. I've been hurt, you know.
[Buffy's House]
Cordelia is going through samples of make up.
Cordelia: Do you have anything in raisin? I know you wouldn't think so, but I'm both a winter and a summer.
Norman: Nine ninety-nine, tax included.
Cordelia: You said that already. Do you have anything in the berry family?
Norman: Are there more ladies in the house?
Cordelia: Oh, no, they're not home. You know, nothing personal, but maybe you should look into selling dictionaries, or... some...
A worm comes out of Norman's sleeve. Xander comes back down the stairs.
Xander: Hey, what's up?
Cordelia: Um, he's a salesman, and he was just leaving, right? Uh, okay! Buh-bye! Thank you!
Xander: Okay, Mary Kay, time to...
Another worm crawls across Norman's cheek and into his right ear.
Xander: Time to run!
After trying unsuccessfully to escape through the back door, Cordy and Xander run into
the basement and lock the door behind them.
Xander: Find something to cover the crack under the door!
He grabs a broom and sweeps the worms back under the door with it.
Cordelia: Uhh...Here! I don't do worms.
Gives Xander some duct tape
Xander gives Cordy the broom
Xander: Cover me!
Cordelia: Eww! Eh! Eh!
[Willie's Bar]
Buffy: Angel!!
Kendra walks over to the cage.
Kendra: No ashes.
Buffy: What?
Kendra: When a vampire combusts, he leaves ashes.
Buffy: Yeah I know the drill.
Kendra: So I did not kill him.
Buffy: And I don�t need to kill you.
Willie: Whoa! There's a lot of tension in this room.
Kendra runs and pushes Willie, who falls backwards.
Buffy: Doesn�t anyone just say 'Hello' where you come from?
Kendra: But dis one is dirty, I can feel it!
Buffy: That�s very good for you Percept-O girl but we're not gonna get anything outta him if he's oh-say unconscious. Where's Angel?
Willie: My buddy Angel? You think I'd let him fry? I saved him at the nick. He was a bout 5 minutes from being a crispy critter.
Buffy: Where did he go?
Willie: He said he was gonna stay underground... you know...recuperate.
Buffy: Are you telling me the truth?
Willie: I swear on my mother's grave...should something fatal happened to her God forbid.
Kendra: Den he is al-right. We can return to your watcher for our orders.
Buffy: I don�t take orders. I do things my way.
Kendra: No wonder ya died.
Buffy: Let's go.
Kendra rolls her eyes, and they start to walk out.
Willie: I have to ask. Have either of you girls considered modeling? I have a friend with a camera. Strictly high class nudework. You know, art photographs, but naked.
Kendra and Buffy trade glances and leave.
Willie: You don�t have to answer right away.
[The Factory]
Drusilla: I was dreaming.
Spike: Of what, pet?
Drusilla: We were in Paris. You had a branding iron.
Spike: I brought you something.
Drusilla: And there were worms in my baguette.
Angel is dragged in.
Spike: Your sire, my sweet.
Drusilla: Angel?
Spike: The one and only. Now all we need's the full moon tonight, and he will die, and you will be fully restored. My black goddess. My ripe, wicked plum. It's been...
Drusilla: Forever.
They kiss passionately.
Drusilla: Spike, let me have him. Hmm? Until the moon.
Spike: Alright, you can play, but don't kill him. He mustn't die till the ritual.
Drusilla: Bring him to me.
Spike picks Angel up from the floor and forces him over to Drusilla.
Drusilla: You've been a very bad daddy.
She slaps Angel across the face.
[Sunnydale High]
Kendra, Giles, Buffy and Willow come down the stairs.
Giles: Kendra, I've, uh, conferred with your Watcher, Mr. Zabuto, and, uh, we both agree that, uh, until this matter with Spike and Drusilla has been resolved that you two should work together.
Buffy: oh that should be a treat.
Kendra: So you believe dat Spike is attempting to revive dis Drusilla to health.
Giles: Yes, I believe that was the dark power your watcher was referring to. You see Drusilla's not only evil, she's quite mad and if she's restored to her full health, then, uh, well, there's no, absolutely no telling what she might do.
Kendra: Den we will stop Spike.
Buffy: Good plan let's go charge!
Giles: Buffy...
Buffy: Its a little more complicated than that John Wayne
Giles: Yes, I'm, I'm afraid it is. You see, Spike has also called out the Order of Taraka to keep Buffy out of the way.
Kendra: De Assassins? I've read of dem in de writings of Dremius.
Giles: Oh really? Which Volume?
Kendra: I believe it was six, sir.
Buffy: Um, how do u know all this?
Kendra: From me studies.
Buffy: So I guess you have a lot of free time.
Kendra: I study because it is required, de Slayer Handbook insists on it.
Willow: There's a Slayer Handbook?
Buffy: Wait Handbook? what Handbook? How come I don�t have a Handbook?
Willow: Is there a T-Shirt too? Cuz that would be cool?
Giles: After meeting you, Buffy, I realized that, uh, the handbook would be of no use in your case.
Buffy: Well, what do you mean it would be of no use in my case? Wha- what's wrong with my case?
Giles: Uh, Kendra, um, perhaps you'd like to show me the, the part in, uh, Dramius Six where it refers to the Order of Taraka. I must admit I've never been able to get through that book. It was a bit stodgy.
Kendra: It was difficult. All dose footnotes.
Kendra and Giles laugh.
Buffy: Hello and welcome to the planet pocket protector.
Giles: Oh, Buffy, Principal Snyder was snooping around after you.
Buffy: Ugh. Career fair.
Giles: Best make an appearance, I think.
Buffy: Right.
Kendra: Buffy's a student here?
Giles: Yes.
Kendra: Right, of course. And I imagine she's a cheerleader as well.
Giles: Oh, no, well, actually she had to give up her cheerleading. It was quite an amusing story, actually. Let's go and find the book, shall we?
The two of them head off to the library. Buffy and Willow continue their
walk.
Buffy: Get a load of the She-Giles.
Willow: Creepy.
Buffy: Ew. I'll bet Giles wishes I was more of a book geek.
Willow: Giles is enough of a book geek for the both of you.
Buffy: Yeah, but did you see how they were vibing? Volume six, ha, ha, ha!
Willow: Buffy, no one could replace you. You'll always be Giles' favorite.
Buffy: I wonder.
Willow: Of course, you will. You're his Slayer. The real Slayer.
Buffy: No. I wonder if it would be so bad, being replaced.
Willow: You mean, like, letting Kendra take over?
Buffy: Maybe. I mean, maybe after this thing with Spike and the assassins is over, I could say, 'Kendra, you slay, I'm going to Disneyland.'
Willow: But not forever, right?
Buffy: No, Disneyland would get boring after a few months. But I could do other stuff. Career day stuff. Maybe I could even have a normal life.
[Buffy's basement]
Cordy is pacing.
Xander: Could you sit down, or change your pattern or something? You're making me queasy.
Cordelia: That's because you're just sitting there. You should be thinking up a plan.
Xander: I have a plan. We wait. Buffy saves us.
Cordelia: How will she even know where to find us?
Xander: Cordelia, this is Buffy's house. Odds are she'll find us.
Cordelia: Well, what if she doesn't? What am I supposed to do? Just waste away down here with you? Haw, haw, no thank you!
Xander: What are you doin'?
Cordelia: Going to see if he's gone!
Xander: That's brilliant! What if he isn't?
Cordelia: Oh, right! You think we should just slack here and hope that somebody else decides to be a hero? Sorry, forgot I was stranded with a LOSER!
Xander: Yeah will I never forgot that I'm stuck with the numb-brain that let Mr. Mutant in the house in the FIRST PLACE!
Cordelia: HE LOOKED NORMAL!
Xander: What, is he supposed to have an arrow with the word 'assassin' over his head?! All it took was the prospect of a free makeover, and you licked his hand like a big, dumb dog!
Cordelia: You know what? I'm going.
Cordelia: I'd rather be worm food than look at your pathetic face!
Xander: Then go! I'm not stopping ya!
Cordelia: You know, I bet you wouldn't! I bet you'd let a girl go off to her doom all by herself!
Xander: Not just any girl. You're special.
Cordelia: I can't believe that I'm stuck spending what will probably be my last few moments on Earth here WITH YOU!
Xander: I hope these are my last few moments! Three more seconds with you, and I'm gonna...
Cordelia: I'm gonna what? Coward!
Xander: Moron!
Cordelia: I hate you!
Xander: I HATE YOU!
They look at each other for another second before grabbing each other
and engaging in a mad, passionate kiss.
Xander: We so need to get outta here.
Cordelia: (nods) Mm-hm!
Cordy and Xander go up the stair and open the door.
Cordelia: He's gone.
Xander and Cordy run out and as they are running from the ceiling worms start to fall on Cordy.
Cordelia: Xander, oh my God! Get them off me!
Xander turns to look.
Cordelia: Get 'em off!
He runs for the hose.
Cordelia: Get 'em off of me! Oh, my God, get 'em off me!
Xander grabs the hose and starts spraying the worms off of her.
Cordelia: Okay, okay, let's get outta here! Xander, let's go!
Cordelia: Okay!
Xander and Cordy run for Cordy's car which we see pull away and we get a glance at the
license plate, which says "QUEEN C".
[Career Fair]
Buffy: My tests say that I should look into law enforcement -- duh! -- and environmental design.
Willow: Environmental design. That's landscaping, right?
Buffy: I checked the 'shrub' box. But landscaping was yesterday, so law enforcement it is.
Buffy looks around and sees Oz, checking Willow out.
Buffy: Hey, Will, don't look, okay, but... No, don't look! That guy over there is totally checking you out.
Willow: Oh, that's Oz. He's expressing computer nerd solidarity.
Oz gets up and starts to walk over.
Buffy: Really? Then why is he on his way over here right now? Told you!
Oz: Hey.
Willow: Hey! Your hair! Is brown!
Oz: Oh, yeah, sometimes. So, uh, did you decide? Are you gonna be a Corporate Computer Suit Guy?
Willow: Oh. Uh, well, I-I think I'm gonna finish high school first. What about you?
Oz: I'm not really a computer person, you know. Or a work of any kind person.
Willow: They why'd they select you?
Oz: Oh, I sorta test well. Y'know, which is cool. E-except that it leads to jobs.
Willow: Well, don't you have some ambition?
Oz: Oh, yeah! Yeah. E-flat, diminished ninth.
Willow: Huh?
Oz: Well, the E-flat, it's, it's doable, but that diminished ninth, y'know, it's a man's chord. Now, you could lose a finger.
Buffy is at the Law Enforcement Table and signs up.
Patrice: Alright, listen up, and answer when I call your name. Buffy Summers.
Buffy raises her hand and Patrice puts down the clip board, takes out her gun and shoots at Buffy.
But Buffy grabs her arms and raises them towards the ceiling before kicking her in the stomach.
Buffy: GET DOWN!
She starts to run again, right past Oz and Willow. Patrice follows Buffy
with her aim.
Oz: LOOK OUT!
Oz lunges and covers Willow and gets shot in the arm. Buffy keeps running and hides behind a wall.
Patrice comes around the wall and Buffy jumps and tackles Patrice making her drop her gun. Patrice and Buffy
get up and Patrice pulls out yet another gun, and when she's about to shoot Buffy, suddenly Kendra
kicks the gun out of Patrice's hand and kicks her in the face. She then gets into fighting stance next to Buffy.
Patrice grabs Jonathan and pulls a knife. Kendra narrows her eyes and Buffy stands there with a surprised look.
Patrice let's go of Jonathan and runs away. Kendra pursuits her. Buffy runs to Oz, and Willow and kneels down.
Buffy: How is he?
Willow: He's shot! Are you okay?
Oz: I, uh, I'm shot! Y'know. Wow! It's odd! And painful.
Buffy gets up again when Kendra shows back up.
Kendra: She's gone.
Jonathon: W-was that a demonstration?
Buffy looks around at the scene.
[Library]
Buffy: She was definitely one of the T'raka gang Giles, and she was way gun happy.
Giles: This Oz chap, he..he's alright?
Willow: The paramedic said it was only a scrape thank goodness.
Cordy and Xander walk in and Kendra goes to confront them.
Buffy: Down girl!
Xander: Who sponsored Career Day? The British Soccer Fan Association?
Giles: We had a, a rather violent visit from the Order of Taraka.
Xander: You wanna talk order of Taraka? We just met the king freak of the...Hello!
Kendra looks down at the floor, acting shy in front of Xander.
Giles: Oh, forgive me. Uh, Xander, Cordelia, this is Kendra. Uh, i-it's rather complicated, but she's also a Slayer.
Cordelia: Hi. Nice to meet you.
Xander: A Slayer, huh? I knew this 'I'm the only one, I'm the only one' thing was just an attention-getter.
Buffy: Just say hello, Xander.
Xander: Welcome. So! You're a Slayer, huh? I like that in a woman.
Kendra: Uh... I hope... I tank you... I mean, sir, um... I will be of service.
Xander: Great! Good. It's good to be a giver.
Giles: Xander, um, this, this, uh, assassin you encountered, what, uh, what did he look like?
Cordelia finds a worm in her hair and freaks out. She drops it onto a book on the table and gets up.
Cordelia: Uhh! Uhh! Ohmigod, I'm showering!
Xander: Like that.
Buffy: You and bug people, Xander. What's up with that?
Xander: No, but this dude was completely different than praying mantis lady. He was a man *of* bugs, not a man who *was* a bug.
He slams the biology book shut on the worm to kill it and sits down.
Giles: The, uh, the-the-the important thing is everybody's alright. Still, it's quite apparent that we're under serious attack.
Buffy: These Taraka are definitely serious. Fortunately for me, so is Kendra.
Giles: And, uh, I fear the worst is still to come. I've, I-I've discovered the remaining keys to Drusilla's cure. The, uh, the ritual requires that, the presence of her sire, and it must take place in a church on the night of the new moon.
Buffy suddenly looks very concerned.
Kendra: De new moon. But dat is tonight.
Giles: Exactly. And I-I'm sure the assassins were here to kill Buffy before she could put a stop to things.
Buffy: They need Drusilla's sire. You mean the vamp that made her?
Giles: Yes.
Willow: Buffy, what is it?
Buffy: Angel. He's Drusilla's sire.
Xander: Man that guy got major neck in his day!
Willow slaps him hard on the shoulder.
Buffy: Will this ritual kill him?
Giles:
