"please stop sending me your Prozac. i don't need it. use it on yourselves!"
"I.NEED.A.FUCKING.DRINK." [when asked to describe himself in five words"
"its said we're all born equal........does that mean we all have small dicks?"
""you always have to be one hair cut ahead of you clones."
"i have to rearrange my penis. these are girls trousers and they show off my manhood a bit too much."
"sometimes i get the idea i've been here before - a parisienne whore or something."
"i refuse to be held responsible for bringing back a wave of pasty-faced people into the world."
"there's a hell of a lot of freedom in this rock 'n' roll circus.....its where all the freaks go....its the environment for me"
"i've always known that our band would be a weirdo magnet.
There's something just...just...twisted about PLACEBO."
"i wanted to be taller than I am. I wanted to be sexier than I am. I wanted to have less zits. I can be all of these things. When I'm on stage I am all of these things."
"What I would find amusing, a reaction I would like to create, for example, is for somebody, who in his life has been homophobic, to come to a gig and mistake me for a woman for the first half of the gig, and actually think I was quite cute, and then discover that I was a bloke and have to ask themselves some questions about themselves, you know"
"i struggle with the concept of fidelity. I struggle with my own loneliness and my own, I guess, pathological craving for affection."
"i�m a attracted to women who are very, very boyish girls. Im not very big on big mammaries. I have a tendency to be attracted to very very boyish girls. And usually very feminine men."
"i hate birthdays. Its just a reminder of how everything was such a fuck up in my family."
"i wouldn�t have fucked half the women I did if it wasn�t for the crack."
"You know chocolate makes women horny."
"We just want you to look at yourself and be scared at what you find.�
