Jimmy: Two big behemoth�s in one ring. This is a recipe for disaster!
Rudolph: This one will determine who is fighting Lou Carbo in the Fisherman�s Wharf on the Pacific coast of Vancouver!

[BACK IN PAIN EXPRESS� LOCKER ROOM] (Paul Duffy gives a light knock at Pain Express� door.)

Pain Express: Hey what�s up Duff?
Paul Duffy: You�re sucking out there Express.
Pain Express: I am going to kick it into turbo this match.
Paul Duffy: Good. I don�t want to see our team handicapped first.
Pain Express: What are you saying? Are you saying I am the weak link?

(Pain Express blocks Paul Duffy with his right arm from leaving the dressing room.)

Pain Express: Is that what you�re saying!?!
Paul Duffy: Well� yeah� you�re the last on our team in this.

(With that said Pain Express swings his right bear claw at Paul Duffy. Duffy ducks Express� bear claw� and pushes him back away from the door. Paul Duffy leaves the locker room with one last word of advice to Pain Express.)

Paul Duffy: Get your head in the game, Express.

(Pain Express holds his head� and mutters to himself)
Pain Express: I am going to break the cycle. I am going to shake up the system. I am going to destroy my own people�

(Pain Express holds his head and shakes his head left to right because of pure animosity) [BACK TO THE ARENA]

Jimmy: Pain Express just said he�s going to destroy his own team!
Rudolph: What kind of a teammate is that!

(LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LET�S GET READY TO RU---- DESTROY!!! Just Bring it! �Suck It Up� by HED begins to play and Chainsaw Masaca walks to the ring with a chainsaw in hand. He pulls a string and the chainsaw wildly is swung around as the fans go wild! Masaca makes it to the ring and starts cutting up the same piece of canvas from before! This time he actually chops off a slice of the ring and waves around the piece of canvas in the air.)

Jimmy: Chainsaw Masaca has been working on that canvas for so long! Now he�s got what he wanted!

(Pain Express leans over and grabs some of Masaca�s rag-like hair. Masaca turns around and drills Pain Express over the head with a loud thickening thud. Express falls back towards blue chair and he grasps it with his meaty meat-cleaver. Masaca rolls into the ring. Both wrestlers have the exact same idea as Express�s chair collides with Chainsaw Masaca�s canvas weapon!)

(The vibration wails into the bones of both wrestlers. But Masaca recuperates fastest by leveling Express with a devastating clothesline. Express falls to the ground but gets back up in no-time. Masaca charges at Express with the speed of wild-boar and buckles the legs of Express with a gore! Express falls to the mat and Masaca drops an elbow.)

Rudolph: Express is getting pulverized in there!

(Masaca places his meaty paw on the throat of Pain Express and slams his to the mat with great authority! Express bounces on the canvas and the internal bleeding continues. Express spits out another liter of blood!)

Jimmy: Pain Express should just call it quits for this one Rudy.

(Express grogilly stands up and is caught in between Chainsaw Masaca�s thighs. Masaca hoists the big man into the air and slams him to the mat with a powerbomb!!! But he continues the assault with yet another powerbomb pinning combination!

1�2� (Pain Express mustards a kick out!)

(Masaca stands back up guiding Pain Express off the ground. Express is lifted in the air with both of Chainsaw Masaca�s hands!)

Rudolph: This is a 301 pounder Jimmy! And Masaca is man-handling Express!

(Chainsaw Masaca throws him low in the air to add a little gusto. On the way down, Masaca drops him with a stunner! Masaca hooks the leg and pins Pain Express)

1�2�3 (Chainsaw Masaca beats Pain Express!)

Jimmy: We witnessed the true power of Chainsaw Masaca in that Rudy.
Rudolph: Masaca undoubtably has tremendous strength and Mixed Bag Incorporated have immunity thanks to Chainsaw Masaca!