Ponda: That was highly unnecessary.

(Drexxler simply grunts at this.)

Evan: Don�t start. What�s the deal?

(Ponda�s emotionless mechanical face just stares back at Evan.)

Ponda: What deal?

(Evan stares back at Ponda just as emotionless.)

Evan: You know exactly what I�m talking about you bucket of bolts, kidnapping me and forcing me to wrestle.

Ponda: It was the easiest way to make you fulfill your contract.

(Evan seams a bit annoyed.)

Evan: So basically you want me to be in this thing again, well, to bad, I�m retired. I�m a schoolteacher, I don�t wrestle.

Ponda: Your contract states that when the UWA requires your services you must be there to fulfill them so, until you are kicked out of the Ultimate Survivor you are mine.

(Evan begins to become furious, he rage rises.)

Evan: So, you�re telling me that all I have to do is lose the unethical tournament and be the first to leave and I�m gone.

(A smile almost seams to cross Ponda�s mechanical face.)

Ponda: It�s a bit more complicated than that. You see, I figured you�d do that so, I took out a little back up on you. I�ve purchased the land that that little school of yours is on. So, if I don�t see you bust your ass than I�m going to close it down.

(Suddenly Evan�s rage is insurmountable. His eyes glow a freakish golden color as he visibly tries to restrain himself. Suddenly he slams his fist down on the desk with an amazing force. The desk splits in half and in that instant the glow is gone and Evan regains himself. He straightens his suit jacket, takes a deep breath and continues on.)

Evan: Listen very closely to me you bucket of bolts. You remember exactly what happened last time you pissed me off. I ripped that rusted marble you call a head off and tossed it into the audience.

Ponda: Temper, temper, Evan. We don�t want Ixon to show up.

(Evan�s face grows bright red from anger.)

Evan: Damn you, damn you to Hell.

Ponda: I tell you what though; I�ll have your class flown in and everything just like last time.

Evan: If anything happens to them I�ll turn you into scrap metal you over grown tin can.

Ponda: Flattery won�t help you win. Now get out there and fight.

(Evan realizes how useless this current conversation is and turns, storming out of the office.)

Jimmy: Evan Drexxler has been given no choice. Win or let others pay the price!
Rudolph: Yup, he just wants to teach, and the presidents just want him to wrestle.
Jimmy: Will the power of the Hurricane Heart Punch prevail!? Or will The Osaka Street Cutter of Chainsaw send Drexxler to the next round!?

(Rock You Like a Hurricane blares and Drexxler marches to the ring like a man possessed. He gets in and calls out Chainsaw Masaca.)

((HED) fuels the rage-aholic Chainsaw Masaca as he goes to the ring with his chainsaw! Masaca lifts his arms up, and revs the machine as he gets ready for battle. Drexxler tackles Masaca after the bell and pounds away. Chainsaw does his best to defend himself, but gets caught a few times by Drexxler�s heavy hands.)

(Drexxler gets on Masaca�s back and applies a cobra clutch as Masaca fights the pain. Drexxler lifts Chainsaw up via headlock and using incredible strength, Masaca lifts Drexxler up and throws him away! Drexxler hits the ground and as he gets up, Chainsaw plows into him and crashes him into the corner.)

(Chainsaw grabs Drexxler and chokeslams him to the canvas with pure power. Drexxler is surprised at the power possessed by Masaca. Chainsaw lifts him up and scoops Drexxler up onto his shoulder! Masaca turns around and executes a running powerslam!!)

1�2�Drexxler gets his shoulder off the canvas..

(Drexxler is still being attacked after the kick out and Chainsaw delivers a delayed suplex! Drexxler falls and Chainsaw Masaca eagerly goes for the cover.)

1�2�Drexxler kicks out again.

(Chainsaw sends Evan Drexxler off the ropes and ducks down. Drexxler seizes the opportunity and grabs Masaca by the hair and flings him backwards. Drexxler snares Masaca up and performs a pump-handle powerbomb!)

1�2�Chainsaw Masaca kicks out!

(Drexxler continues the power moves as he lays Masaca down with a double underhook piledriver! Drexxler goes for a tombstone, but Masaca shifts his weight and reverses the move! Masaca drops Drexxler on his head and smiles)

(Drexxler slowly gets up and the two begin slugging it out! Masaca gets the better of the battle and whips Drexxler off the ropes! Drexxler tries to perform a clothesline, but Chainsaw ducks and runs off the other ropes. Drexxler stops in the middle of the ring and sees his opportunity! Masaca jumps to tackle him and Drexxler spins like a Hurricane and catches Masaca in the solar plexus! The force literally stop Masaca in mid-air as he falls to the ground, an unconscious heap.)

1�2�3! Drexxler prevails!

[Backstage: The two presidents clap their hands silently and smile to one and other.]

(Drexxler angrily raises his beefy arms in victory and heads backstage. Masaca is slowly coming back to consciousness.)

Jimmy: Drexxler just seized that one precious moment against the pure powerhouse Chainsaw Masaca!
Rudolph: Next week! Dynamite Newton takes on Hardcore Hogan!
Jimmy: Tommy Bradley against Lou Carbo! Pain Express against Jason Ross and None other than the Hardcore Hooligan against Chainsaw Masaca!
Rudolph: What the hell!?

(Chainsaw Masaca is in the ring swinging his chainsaw around, cutting through the ropes with reckless abandon!!)

Jimmy: Goodnight everyone!