Kingsly: What do you need now, Evan?

(Evan looks angry but, more goal oriented than angry.)

Evan: What are you guys trying to pull? I�m tired of this all ready. First you break into my room and kidnap me. Now, you�re bribing my boss and my student�s parents into letting them follow us around. You both know full well that they�re in danger here.

(Ponda replies calmly, speaking in his mechanical voice.)

Ponda: Don�t worry, they all love you and trust you.

Kingsly: Yeah, besides, we told them that you would be responsible for all of them.

(Evan�s eyebrows raise and his eyes widen.)

Evan: You did WHAT? I can�t be responsible for nearly thirty kids at all times.

(Both of the presidents smile.)

Kingsly: We know that.

Ponda: That�s why we�ve hired a teacher�s aid for you.

(They both look over to the door behind Evan. As Evan and the camera turn to look at the door. Standing in the threshold is a very beautiful and buxom blond. Her hair flows down to the middle of her back and he eyes are the color green that makes the sea look like a tainted thing. She is the type of woman that would cause reaction from any man. She is wearing a grey mid skirt and a whit blouse as well as some small glasses. She steps away from the door way and slinks more than walks her way over to them. The look on Evan�s face is priceless. He is visibly smitten but, it lasts for only a second as he shakes it away.)

Ponda: I would like you to meet Ms. Simmons.

(She holds out her hand and Evan takes it in his own, shaking it only once.)

Ms. Simmons: It�s a pleasure to finally meet you. A three-time teacher of the year like you, odd that you�re wrestling.

(Evan snaps his head toward the presidents.)

Evan: Listen, this is ridiculous. What are you trying to do, destroy me?

Kingsly: No, actually, we like you.

(Evan looks confused.)

Kingsly: If we didn�t we�d make it illegal for you to take your pills, the ones that keep you from turning into Ixon. We know all about it.

Evan: But, um, how.

Ponda: Don�t worry about that. You see Evan you don�t understand what we�re doing. Let me explain because, it�s rather simple actually. You have one thing that none of the other wrestlers do.

Evan: What�s that?

Ponda: Internal strife. Drama. Pain, anguish.

Evan: What?

Ponda: People want to see humanity. They want real life. You are what they want. You are the one to bring in the ratings. And it�s all because of the drama.

(Evan suddenly gets angry. He is in a rage, as he screams Mrs. Simmons shys away.)

Evan: You�re messing with my life to get ratings! I SHOULD TEAR YOU APART!!!

(Evan up ends the table and throws it nearly across the room. His eyes begin to glow golden as he reaches a higher level of anger. Ponda interrupts him.)

Ponda: Well, yes, and to up the ante. If you don�t make to the final four. If you aren�t at the last show and don�t wrestle then I�m closing that school down.

Evan: DAMN YOU, Damn you both.

(Evan turns and storms out of the room. Jimmy is walking by the door and is caught in Evan�s wake as he gets plowed over. The camera swings back to the presidents who are both smiling. Ponda nods to Ms. Simmons to follow Evan, which she does as the camera cuts back to the announce table.)

[Back to the arena] Jimmy: Pondababa and Kingsly are on a power trip. Pondababa is holding Evan Drexxler here with the school hostage.
Rudolph: And now he brings in a teachers aid.
Jimmy: Show this guy a little bit of respect!

(LET�S GET READY TO RUMBLE� Planet Earth- �Suck It Up� blares and Chainsaw Masaca wildly swings his chainsaw around at the entrance way. The fans give a loud pop. Sparks begin to fly when Chainsaw Masaca starts cutting the steel cage with the chainsaw. Security guards push Masaca away from the cage and he fights for a few seconds. He gets into the ring and looks at the sold-out crowd in the Cow Palace)

(HERE I AM. ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE. Scorpions begin to play and an angry Evan Drexxler walks down the aisle giving fives to the crowd. He enters the cage and flexes his gigantic muscles. He bounces off a few of the ropes and the bell sounds.)

(Masaca comes out swinging and spears Drexxler at the legs. Drexxler falls over like the Tower of Pisa and Masaca strangles Drexxler like a black bear in the forest. Masaca delivers shot after shot like he�s a bartender at the local pub. Masaca picks up Drexxler by his strands of blonde hair and throws him head first into the steel cage. Already, Drexxler drips a few drops of blood from the nose. Drexxler elbows his pool-cue elbow into the bread basket of Chainsaw Masaca. Masaca retreats into the ropes and Drexxler whips him into the cage. Masaca starts shaking his black rag-doll hair and blood oozes in between his eyes.) (Like a big fat monkey, Chainsaw Masaca hangs off the cage�s bar and tackles Drexxler to the ground. Drexxler is crawling around and Masaca is stomping away. Drexxler goes to his back and Chaisaw mounts him and tries to lock in an arm bar and injure the monstrous arm of Evan Drexxler, but Mr.D (as his good students affectionately call him.) muscles out of it and drives a knee into Masaca�s chest. Masaca squeals and rolls around. Drexxler picks him up by his hair and launches the behemoth into the steel cage.)

(None other than President Pondababa walks to the ring to get a closer look at these two fighters giving it their all in the ring. Drexxler sees this and eyes the robotic president. Chainsaw seizes this moment, and scoops Drexxler up for a spear! Chainsaw keeps driving, until Drexxler crashes into the cage. Over and over, Masaca smashes Drexxler into the cage, while Pondababa silently applauds Masaca�s actions.)

(Drexxler is holding his hip painfully and Masaca begins to climb the cage! Slowly, Masaca makes his way up the rungs the his hand curls over the top of the cage. Drexxler makes his way to his feet and grabs Masaca�s foot and pulls. Masaca can�t hold on, and he crashes to the canvas below. Drexxler sends Masaca off the ropes and when Masaca gets within range, he is leveled with the Hurricane Heart Punch!! Drexxler raises his hands as the fans explode and he makes his way for the door in the cage. The door is opened and Drexxler takes a step out of the cage. WHACK! Pondababa slams the door and it slams into Drexxler. Evan Drexxler tumbles back and Pondababa quickly wraps a chain around the door to the cage and seals it with a deadbolt.)

(Drexxler is stunned and Chainsaw Masaca slowly gets to his feet. When he does, he stumbles a few steps and gets his balance holding onto the cage. Masaca begins to climb, and Drexxler, goes to the opposite side and begins to climb. The race is on! Masaca takes another rung! Drexxler bounds up two more, but seems to tire. Masaca puts his hands to the top of the cage and starts to pull himself up. Drexxler is at the top as well and he swings his first leg over. Masaca, sells his body as he just flops his body over the top of the cage and lets gravity carry him to the ground before Evan Drexxler can get off the cage!)

Jimmy: Jesus Christ, that is sick. Masaca just sacrificed his long term health to score the victory over Evan Drexxler who seems more focused on Pondababa, who is heading backstage.
Rudolph: Well, Drexxler lost the match, but he is in good health to fight again. I don�t know if I can say the same for Chainsaw Masaca. He just fell 15 feet to the unforgiving ground below! Hey! There goes Drexxler, he�s chasing after Pondababa! We�ll follow this story as it continues folks!