[In Cliff Knight�s locker room]

(Cliff Knight has one of the most serious looks the Ultimate Wrestling Alliance has ever seen on his face. Cliff Knight is building a light sweat from jump-rope)

[In Chainsaw Masaca�s locker room]

(Chainsaw Masaca looks at the camera with a look happiness on his face)

Chainsaw Masaca: YEAH!

(He starts cutting a locker apart with his chainsaw. He�s warned by an official and he starts to walk down the hallway.)

[In the arena]

(LET�S GET READY TO� DESTROY. Chainsaw Masaca pushes the curtains aside. He waves his chainsaw around and the fans go nuts. Masaca charges to the ring and analyzes the ladder.)

("Seasons" by Crossbreed blares and Knight emerges from the shadows. He gives the thumbs up to the ring and then gives the thumbs down. Knight struts to the ring and points at Chainsaw Masaca. The bell sounds� Ding. Ding. Ding. And it�s a race up the ladder! Masaca like a loose cannon runs up the ladder and so does Knight. Knight reaches to the top the quickest and reaches up at the briefcase. Masaca sees the opening and EXPLOITS IT! He oppreses Knight with a stomach shot. Knight�s armour is shredded by the bullet-like fist of Chainsaw Masaca. The ladder teeter-todders and it falls with both men reaching up for the briefcase! Knight jumps and has the biggest fall-all-the way to the outside. Chainsaw Masaca falls groin first on the top rope. Masaca has a look of gutteral disgust on his face when Cliff Knight starts bouncing it up and down! Masaca eventually falls down and grabs his groin in pain!)

Jimmy: THAT�LL PARALYZE A MAN, RUDY!

(Cliff Knight, like a man possessed by the devil, grabs Masaca by his rag-like hair. Knight drags Masaca down the aisle to the locker room. Masaca stops and punches Cliff Knight into the gut. Masaca whips Knight into the wall like he was a Ken Doll. Masaca now drags Cliff Knight all the way to a nearby elevator. The cameraman sneaks into the elevator and Masaca pushes the second floor key- where all the gambling occurs. Cliff Knight goes to town by nailing Masaca in the groin. Knight starts swinging Masaca around like a merry-go-round. The camera man falls to the ground and for seven seconds, Ultimate Wrestling Alliance goes OFF AIR!)

Jimmy: Hang on folks, we�ll get this back together.

(RING. The elevator bell rings. A camera man is waiting at the second floor. The door slowly opens and Chainsaw Masaca is down on one knee facing the door with blood oozing from his forehead.)

Rudolph: WHAT THE HELL DID CLIFF KNIGHT DO TO MASACA WHEN WE OFF AIR?

(Chainsaw Masaca is rolled forward and he tumbles like he just fought in the Vietnam War. Cliff Knight starts peeling the skin from Masaca�s forehead before he tosses Masaca onto a whole pile of chips from the Blackjack Table. Masaca, with tons of momentum, falls off the blackjack table and Cliff Knight searches around in the busy casino for Chainsaw Masaca. Cliff Knight gently touches a beautiful lady with a red dress on. But what he does not see is Chainsaw Masaca running at him like a million elephants of Africa. Knight turns his head and is rammed like a stegasaurous into the Blackjack table.)

(Knight lets out a muffled gasp as he fingers what may be broken ribs. Knight is resting against the table and Chaisaw Masaca decides to head back to the ring and climb the ladder. The Lady in Red helps Knight to his feet after a few moments and she gives him a kiss for good luck. And Knight goes to take the stairwell and tries to beat Chainsaw back to the ring.)

(A camera follows Knight as he rail slides all the way to the bottom floor. Knight holds his ribs and heads and sees Chainsaw climbing the rungs slowly. Chainsaw is getting up and the ladder and Knight waits for him to get up one more rung. Then, when Chainsaw Masaca makes it up one more rung and reaches for the briefcase, Cliff Knight runs in and pushes the ladder! Chainsaw flies over the top rope and crashes through the announcer�s table!)

(Cliff sets up the ladder and begins the climb! Chainsaw is horriby hurt outside the ring and Cliff Knight snatches the briefcase like a greedy child grabbing a lollipop!)

Cliff Knight defeats Chainsaw Masaca in the Ladder Match IME!

Rudolph: Holy Shysa! Chainsaw has gone through two announcer tabels in two shows! And now Mixed Bag Incorporated must vote off one of their members!
Jimmy: Either Triple K, Dark Avenger, Chris Copeland or Chainsaw Masaca will be going home before the next card!
Rudolph: I can�t wait to see what happens after THIS card!