(Standing in front of the camera is FourPac. He looks set for an interview as Dynamite Newton comes into view.)

Dynamite Newton: What you up to?
Fourpac: I�m going to cut my first interview.
Dynamite Newton: You do an interview?
Fourpac: Yeah. Whats wrong with that?
Dynamite Newton: Nothing. Go ahead.
(Fourpac looks at the camera and after around 30 seconds of silence he looks at Dynamite)

Fourpac: OK, maybe I have nothing to say this time.
Dynamite Newton: You�re right. Why would you have something to say. You Don�t have a match. I on the other hand do. I said I wouldn�t promise to the fans that I would win. I�m not going to promise victory but I am promising one thing. Dynamite Newton and Chris Bomber are on set for a new revolution.

(Dynamite looks at Fourpac and laughs out.)

Dynamite Newton: You trying to cut an interview.
Fourpac: Well that one from you was so great...NOT
Dynamite Newton: It wasn�t an interview dumb ass. It was a warning.

(Suddenly, the motor of the Grand Spectacula Chainsaw Masaca begins to purr and the entrance door begins to shake. The blade of the chainsaw cuts a hold through the door and Masaca pushes the square in.)

Chainsaw Masaca: A WARNING??? I�ve got a warning for those two pricks.

(Masaca has a pair of work glasses on and he covers his eyes with them. Sparks begin to fly when Masaca pierces a chainsaw hole into a nearby locker. Suddenly, a white powder is cut and is scattered into the air. Fourpac taps Masaca on the shoulder. Masaca turns around almost accidentally decapitating Fourpac with the chainsaw!)

Fourpac: HEEEY SUCKAAAAA! Those are my drugs. Get outta there, Masaca.

(Masaca scoops up some powder and places a bit on his tongue)

Chainsaw Masaca: MMMM. Tastey.

(The fans quietly laugh in the background. Fourpac is not pleased and has pulled off his leather jacket looking for a fight.)

Dynamite Newton: C�mon guys. Both of you, turn your backs right now. Just walk away�

(Fourpac walks in one direction and Chainsaw Masaca walks out the door)

[The Entrance of American Airlines Center] (Chris Copeland peeks into the door. The fans cheer for Copeland as he sneakily creeps into the arena)

[Cliff Knight�s lockerroom]

(Cliff Knight is nervously looking at his watch)

Cliff Knight: Dammit, I knew I couldn�t trust that slimy good for nothing Copeland

Rudolph: Will Chris Copeland maintain his undefeated streak? We�ve seen him escape McLean�s Hospital.
Jimmy: Can Copeland and Knight work as a cohesive unit? There�s obvious animosity between these two� And they�re on the same team! Can they put their differences aside for this match?
Rudolph: Newton and Masaca have been proclaimed as the two underdogs in Cliff Knight�s odds system� This is a terrific match, let�s get it started, Jimmy.

(�LET�S GET READY TO- DESTROOOOY!!! �The Grand Spectacula� Chainsaw Masaca looks determined as he walks down the aisle with his chainsaw resting in his right hand)

(�And Still. I don�t see no changes.� Fourpac emerges from the curtains mic-in-hand, freestylin� with his fly hoochies. He has some white powder under his nose until he wipes it away and licks it off his finger. Fourpac rolls into the ring and breakdances on a cocaine high)

(�Seasons� by Crossbreed blares and Knight turns his thumb upside-down for the crowd. Knight hops into the ring and is prepared for a 1-on-2 fight)

(To Knight�s surprise, �Aenema� by Tool begins to play and Chris Copeland pushes the curtains aside holding the back of his hospital gown. He raises his right hand and Cliff Knight has a disgusted look on his face The fans roar as Copeland goes to his corner)

(Knight starts off with Dynamite Newton and Knight begins with a rolling clothesline and rocks Newton, who tags out to Masaca. Chainsaw runs in and clotheslines Knight down and Copeland runs into the ring to help even the odds, but Masaca sends him sprawling to the ground and Copeland desperately tries to cover his ass as his hospital gown flaps around.)

(Chainsaw grabs Knight by the throat and picks him up, then sends him back to the ground with a jumping chokeslam! Knight rolls away from more punishment and tags out to the ill-exposed Chris Copeland. Copeland walks in a circle and Chainsaw charges in an crushes him in the corner. Masaca rams Copeland a few time with his shoulder and then makes the tag to Newton. Newton runs across the ring, jumps off Masaca�s back and delivers a picture worthy dropkick!)

(Newton tries to lift Copeland�s gown up and Copeland pops him in the chin. Newton stumbles back but rebounds and goes for a flying forearm smash! Copeland staggers, and makes the tag to Knight.)

Jimmy: Masaca and Newton are working together quite well thus far in the match.
Rudolph: I wouldn�t mind seeing the underdogs take care of business.

(Knight and Newton go face to face and Knight shoves Newton back, who responds in kind. Masaca breaks away from the corner and gores Knight back into corner and Newton places Knight on the top turnbuckle and goes for a superplex, but Knight hits him and Newton goes flying off the top and Knight raises his arms. Like an eagle Knight displays his high flying prowess and lands on Newton with a perfect moonsault.)

1�2�Newton kicks out and Masaca rushes in case he had to make a save.

(Knight tags out to Copeland who immediately applies a figure four leg lock. Newton squirms but finds himself unable to break the hold. Fourpac gets the crowd chanting to get Newton pumped and it seems to help. Newton begins rocking back and forth and back and forth and finally, HE REVERSES THE FIGURE FOUR! Copeland is rolled onto his stomach and his pale ass crack is exposed! Masaca runs in and starts spanking Copeland on his bare bottom before Knight runs in and tackles Masaca to the outside.)

(Newton releases the hold and has a chuckle before going back to work on the leg of Copeland. Masaca is screaming for a tag and Newton makes it so. Masaca grabs Copeland around the belly and delivers a powerful belly to belly suplex. Copeland looks pretty hurt, but he manages to get up again. Copeland goes for a quick attack and tries to give Masaca an Irish whip, but the big man reverses it and sends Copeland to the opposite corner. Masaca runs in for the huge shoulder butt, but Copeland grabs the top rope and pulls himself away and Masaca crashes shoulder first into the steel post in the corner! Copeland rolls up Masaca with a schoolboy pin)

1�2� (Masaca kicks out!)

(Masaca quickly gets up from the ground and strangles Chris Copeland around the neck. Copeland squeals as Masaca tosses him into the corner. Masaca mounts the turnbuckle and gives ten shots to the face. Copeland stumbles out of the corner like a drunken mess and lands flat on his face. Masaca tags in his partner)

(Dynamite Newton kicks Copeland in the sternum. Copeland turns around and rakes Newton in the eye! Newton swings his arms around in search of the clever Copeland. Copeland rolls over to Knight and tags him in. Knight, like he�s on a rampage, hoists Newton up with a running powerbomb pinning combination.)

1�2� (Dynamite Newton kicks out!)

(Cliff Knight grabs a head full of hair and places Newton so that his upper body is resting on the second rope. Knight goes off the opposite rope and then crashes onto Newton�s back, crushing his neck and chest. Newton rolls on the ground, holding his throat and Knight gets in a few more shots before setting Newton up for the Knight�s End! Knight hooks Newton�s arms behind his head and turns to face Copeland! Masaca sees the opportunity and runs in, hammering Knight from behind and �The Premier Athlete� falls to the ground. Newton gets up and puts Knight in a full nelson and sweeps him to the mat, crushing his face into the canvas!)

1�2�Chainsaw Masaca delivers a bossman slam to Copeland who runs in to make the save! 3! Dynamite Newton and Chainsaw Masaca have beaten Cliff Knight and Chris Copeland!

(Cliff immediately rolls out of the ring and Copeland follows close behind. In the ring, Newton and Masaca are celebrating and Fourpac does some more breakdancing much to the pleasure of the crowd!)

Rudolph: Anything can happen here in the UWA and tonight, Knight and Copeland were defeated fair and square!
Jimmy: I love it when the underdog wins!