(A dark figure of a man wearing a cloak is shown. He has his head down staring at his satanic bible. In the eeriest tone of voice he whispers: �Deo volente, Veni, vidi, vinci, E pluribus unum.� The camera swoops around and in front of the dark man is Chainsaw Masaca on one knee with his left and right arms out. His eyeballs are tucked in his eyelids. Dark Avenger gives a creepy laugh that eventually trails off into a the darkness of the night)

(�Aenema� by Tool begins to play. Wearing orange ring attire, Chris Copeland erupts from the entrance way hands in the air [like he just don�t care].)

Jimmy: Chris Copeland looks jacked up for this one, Rudy.

(The hellish beats of �Beyond the Black� by Metal Church blares and to the surprise of the audience comes Chainsaw Masaca! Masaca�s eyes are just white as he waves around his chainsaw! Masaca drops to his right knee and Dark Avenger appears with his arms out like Satan, himself. Sparks begin to sprout out when Masaca starts cutting at the turnbuckle with his chainsaw.)

Rudolph: It looks like Chainsaw Masaca is possessed!
Jimmy: Dammit! Dammit! Chris Copeland is in a whole load of trouble for this one.
Rudolph: Avenger�s timing is flawless! This is a triple threat!

(You can tell by the eyes of Chris Copeland that he�s determined to when this and not let his potential team down. But how? The odds are against him already. Dark Avenger points at Chris Copeland and Masaca worms into the ring. He attempts a double-ax handle but Copeland goes low with an elbow-shot to the abdomen. Masaca retreats to the corner and swings his hair back. His eyes are white like the clouds. The goliath Dark Avenger lowers his head and rams Chris Copeland in the stomach. Copeland rolls out of the ring to the outside and into the railing.) (Dark Avenger points to the outside and Masaca does a suicide dive to the outside. Masaca, like a freight train, crashes into Chris Copeland and he flies into the audience. The Copeland section of the audience pat their favourite wrestler on the back. Dark Avenger continues to raise his hands in the air as Chris Copeland is getting annihilated by the brainwashed Chainsaw Masaca. In the audience, Masaca and Copeland are going shot-to-shot. Masaca levels Copeland with a humungous right fist and he flies into middle-aged man on his chair. Drinks are getting spilled as Dark Avenger watches from the distance.)

Jimmy: Masaca and Copeland are going to town!

(Chainsaw Masaca irish whips Chris Copeland into a pile of chairs. The chairs get scattered with Copeland�s spine feeling the impact. Masaca is a one man wrecking machine. Chris Copeland slowly gets back to his feet and Masaca swings a chair right into his forehead. A bit of blood oozes from his head as Avenger laughs in the ring untouched.)

Jimmy: Have you ever seen this before? Avenger is controlling Masaca like a puppet! Like a puppet, Rudy!

(Copeland lies somewhere in the middle of the audience in the Aloha Stadium with a single spot light shining on the shiny Masaca. Copeland sluggishly stands up but receives a full-forced bull-charge by the powerful Chainsaw Masaca. Chris Copeland backward somersaults over a foot of a lady in red in the audience. A bunch of kids circle around the fight and the camera man pushes his way in. Masaca drops a forty pound elbow on the chest of Copeland and then cracks him with the butt-end of a chair repeatedly. The eyes of Masaca have no pupils.)

Rudolph: Copeland is getting killed out there!

(Suddenly, another spot light lights up in the crowd. The green-haired Cliff Knight is running like a maniac to the fight scene! He has a pail of water in his hand as he splashes a face-full of H20 into Chainsaw Masaca, the man the wholesomely hates. Knight carries the pale with his right hand to the backroom. And Masaca raises his head. His eyes are no longer white. Copeland gets up from the ground and swings a chair at the head of Masaca! But he holds it in front one inch away from the nose!)

Rudolph: Is Masaca seeing straight?

(Dark Avenger is standing on his tippy-toes getting a birds-eye view of the finished fight between Masaca and Copeland. From a distance, he sees Chris Copeland shaking hands with Chainsaw Masaca! He crushes his fist and re-arranges his mask.)

(Dark Avenger, as angry as a mofo, steps over the top rope. Like a bullet shot from a gun, Dark Avenger charges at Chainsaw Masaca from behind with a steel chair! CRACK! Masaca, as he gains consciousness, is hit with the solid chair and tumbles to the ground like a dog�s breakfast. Dark Avenger stretches his arm out like the towering terror he is grabbing the throat of Chris Copeland! Chris Copeland retaliates with a right choke of his own! Dark Avenger clenches his fist tight and lifts Copeland in the air! Avenger does a shot-put-like shot and chucks Chris Copeland into another pile of chairs!)

Jimmy: Chris Copeland has fallen into three stacks of chairs already!

(Copeland, like a warrior, gets back up and receives a big boot to the face. He doesn�t fall into a pile of chairs this time but he falls on the hard concrete floor! Holding his head like a migraine, Copeland kicks his feet on the ground! Chainsaw Masaca is back up to his feet and Dark Avenger looks very displeased. Masaca drags Avenger like a playtoy all the way back to the ring. Avenger tosses Masaca over the top rope and he crashes on the mat in pain.)

(Dark Avenger rolls into the ring and again squeezes the throat of Chainsaw Masaca with both hands. Like a crane, he hoists Masaca high into the air with a double-handed chokeslam! Masaca revives off the ground and is striped of humanity with a stan Hansen-like clothesline! Chainsaw Masaca falls to the ground back-to-the-ground like an unconscious mess. Avenger raises his hands in the air and spits a huge mist of green moisture in the face of Chainsaw Masaca! Masaca kicks his feet like a new-born baby and Dark Avenger goes for the pin!)

1�2�3/4 (Chainsaw Masaca with the heart of a lion kicks out!)

(Masaca wipes his eyes and doesn�t even see Dark Avenger on the top rope! Like an eagle, Avenger defies gravity with a frogsplash from the top turnbuckle! Avenger lands it with perfect execution and grabs a head full-of-hair.)

Jimmy: That�s his signature for the Burning Hammer!

(Dark Avenger lifts Chainsaw Masaca over his shoulders in the position of the Deathwish� He turns around� BOOOOOM! Chris Copeland, out of nowhere, connects with a superkick to the face of Dark Avenger! Masaca tumbles off the shoulders of Dark Avenger. Copeland is guiding Chainsaw Masaca off the ground whispering something in his ear.)

Rudolph: Dark Avenger got rocked!!! Copeland out of nowhere!!!

(Dark Avenger slowly is placed into the position of the Osaka Street Cutter. Masaca from behind lifts Avenger into the air� A modified stunner combined with the boot of Chris Copeland misplaces the neck of Dark Avenger and is rocked with both finishers at the same time! Avenger falls at a 270 degree angle with the impact of the Osaka Street Cutter and the Superkick! Masaca hooks the leg for the pin.)

1�2�3 (It�s the downfall of Dark Avenger! Dark Avenger�s first loss kicks him out of the Ultimate Wrestling Alliance Survivor II!)

Jimmy: Dark Avenger is booted out of the UWA!
Rudolph: We�ve seen him plow through the UWA like a steamroller. And his first loss is his biggest and only loss he�ll ever have for UWA Survivor II.

(Copeland and Masaca give each other a hugging handshake as the ref raises both their hands in the air as the victors of the match!)