Arctic Anarchy Elimination Style Triple Threat Pinfall, Submission, No Count out Lou Carbo vs Jason Ross vs Chainsaw Masaca Jimmy: Welcome to Mt. McKinley�20,320 feet in height, and the tallest mountain in North America. Lou Carbo, Jason Ross and Chainsaw Masaca will be lifted great lengths to the top of this very large mountain. The three will be put to the physical, mental and psychological test of beating an opponent on a mountain top. (The camera stops it�s circular motion and is centered at the mountain peak. It quickly zooms into the pin-point-peak and shows a helicopter approaching Mt. McKinley)
Rudolph: All three wrestlers have been training to great-length�s for this one, Jimmy. (The scene shows a whirlwind of air caused by a landing helicopter. Lou Carbo and Jason Ross escape the chopper separately� They both are wearing parkas and have grown miniature beards for warmth. Chainsaw Masaca exits the helicopter with a chainsaw-in-hand. A select group of camera men then exit the helicopter and watch from a distance.) (All three men are covered in warmth. But they also are mobile which makes it much easier for wrestling. Lou Carbo and Jason Ross already are talking to strategy to win the immunity main event. Chainsaw Masaca is lying down in the snow like a military sniper. Jason Ross and Lou Carbo cannot see this camouflaged man.)
Jason Ross: Lou, you go right. I�ll cover this area. (The camera man zooms in on the face of Chainsaw Masaca who is smiling profusely on watchful-eye. Lou Carbo approaches the camouflaged Chainsaw Masaca grabs his leg with a take down. A package of wind blows in the air and catches the attention of Jason Ross. Ross runs in the snow but falls to the ground because of its incredible depth. Carbo is on the ground when Chainsaw Masaca is smothering him with punches to the face. Jason Ross finally makes it and spears Chainsaw Masaca off of his buddy-Lou Carbo. Chainsaw Masaca somersaults backwards and stands back on his feet.) (Masaca pounds his fist into his open palm and signals for Jason Ross to attack. Jason Ross charges at Masaca like a rabid bull! Masaca ducks a clothesline attempt and Jason Ross falls down 6 meters down the mountain. Masaca chuckles to himself and grabs Lou Carbo by his jacket collar. With tremendous strength, he hoists the small man up into the air with a gorilla press. Chainsaw Masaca notices a running Jason Ross and he launches the Lou Carbo�s corpse into Jason Ross. Both men tumble 8 meters down the mountain. Masaca follows and executes a running drop-kick knocking Lou Carbo 25 meters down the mountain in a rolling-confusion. The ref is struggling to catch up with the wrestlers.) (Chainsaw, like a monkey on a banana, rolls down 30 meters down the hill at tumbles right beside his opponent. Lou Carbo picks up a rock-like chunk of snow and throws it in the direction of Masaca�s face. But Masaca, quick and nimble for a big guy, rolls another 8 meters down from the mountain peek. The Ref and Jason Ross finally catch up to the fight as they slowly descend to the battle between Masaca and Lou Carbo. Masaca is pouding Lou Carbo into an oblivion until Ross comes out of nowhere with a flying clothesline from a higher point on the mountain.) (The helicopter swoops into the scene and creates a miniature snow tornado where Masaca, Carbo and Ross are. Carbo and Ross look up at the helicopter but Chainsaw Masaca unloads a double clothesline knocking both men to the ground with this devastation! Both men are rocked and lay side-by-side when Chainsaw Masaca climbs the hill! He stands at a higher point with his arms in the air. Chainsaw Masaca free-falls for good two and a half second before crushing both men with a flying cross-body! Both men fall into the snow and close their eyes. But Masaca�s momentum has him hanging off the ledge of the mountain holding on for dear-life!) (The camera sees a picture of Chainsaw Masaca holding on with both hands on the ledge of Mt. McKinley! Masaca roars and lifts himself back on stable ground! He sees Lou Carbo and Jason Ross resting side-by-side and he stands on both opponents� frames with his two-feet. He raises his arms in the air and the referee counts.) 1�2�3 (Chainsaw Masaca destroys Lou Carbo and Jason Ross!) (The helicopter comes in close and Chainsaw Masaca gets picked up. But this match is far from over! It�s elimination style! In exchange for Chainsaw Masaca, President Pondababa and a medic exits from the helicopter. The medic gives some breaths of fresh air to Lou Carbo and Jason Ross and both men slowly stand up to their feet.) President Pondababa: I know you two are friends from PoW and I know that this is the last thing that you guys probably want to do. But, it has to be done. The fight must go on. Are you okay to fight? (Lou Carbo nods his head and Jason Ross has eyes of determination.) President Pondababa: (pats both men on their backs) This is the last thing that the Ultimate Wrestling Alliance wants. We don�t want to break up a friendship like yours. But this is business. Business is beyond friendship. Let the fighting begin. (President Pondababa walks back into the helicopter as it swoops away with Chainsaw Masaca within. Masaca has already gained immunity.) (This is an old classic friend versus friend battle we have here. Ross stares into the eyes of Lou Carbo) They�re forced to fight for team immunity� But they don�t want to do it. Lou Carbo looks up into the eyes of Jason Ross. And you can tell by the expression in there eyes that they both don�t want this to go down. Carbo lowers his head as a gust of wind sweeps through the air. Both men just stand there without fighting and the helicopter returns. President Pondababa hops out of the helicopter and approaches both men.) President Pondababa: Now what can I possibly do to get you two friends to fight? (Pondababa looks at the two of them and they are speechless) President Pondababa: You have nothing to say? I�ve spent six months of my life and my entire life-savings trying to organize UWA Survivor 2 and this is what I get? If you didn�t want to fight, then why did you come? Maybe this might change your opinion of fighting� (The helicopter flies slightly over top of the two guys and Chainsaw Masaca again comes diving out of the helicopter with a double clothesline!) President Pondababa: Whoever Masaca pins� That�s the team that has to vote tonight! (Pondababa escapes the madness when Chainsaw Masaca is swinging his chainsaw around in circular motions! He clubs Jason Ross with the back-end of the chainsaw and he goes flying 40 feet down the mountain! Lou Carbo is on his knees in front of Masaca. In one big-jerking motion he lifts up Carbo and stuns him on the way down {OSAKA STREET CUTTER!}!!! Carbo drops to the ground like a dead squirrel and Masaca goes for the pin! 1�2�3 (Lou Carbo ultimately loses the match!) (Chainsaw Masaca finds his lost chainsaw and holds it high-in-the-air. With Carbo battered-and-beaten on the ground in front of him, the scene slowly fades away. It temporarily fades back in with a UWA Survivor 2 logo but fades back out.)
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