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| Chainsaw Masaca - A Busy Casino. A Busy Life. | |
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The scene opens in the Mixed Bag Incorporate Hotel Room. More specifically the Bellagio Hotel and Casino. An interviewer is waiting with his cameraman rolling at the door of the hotel room. The interviewer knocked on the door. He waited. And waited. And waited. Cameraman: Are you sure he is going to come? The interviewer ignores him so the cameraman looks around. He picks up some recognizable faces, as the casino is holding many celebrities. The celebs have all come to watch Malice in the Palace, the latest UWA PPV. Cameraman: Hey look, George Clooney! I bet he remembers the Bellagio from Oceans Eleven! I bet Terry Benedict was well pissed off after losing 160 million dollars. Interviewer: It was a film. That never really happened. Your such a dumass. Suddenly there were some movements from inside the room, then Chainsaw Masaca opened the door. Chainsaw Masaca: Don't you guys ever take a day off? Anyway sorry to kept you waiting. Interviewer: I wish, doesn't work that way though. Look at me! They moved me all over the Las Vegas Strip. I need the monet though to feed my family. Chainsaw Masaca: Alright man, places to go man so make with the yak yak already. Interviewer: Ok. The interviewer gave the cameraman some directions. When they were both ready the interview started. Interviewer: Well obviously the first question would have to be the situation of the groups. What's the word on that? Chainsaw Masaca: It's pretty simple man. I had a vision. However, my vision was a little blurred at the beginning. I thought I'd align myself with veterans of this game, learn a thing or two, and move along with the new experiences. Well, we all saw how that worked out. I was put into a group which didnt have much UWA experiance. My vision was still though, but we just had the wrong people on our side. NOW...now we have it. Now we are ready to show this generation of UWA Superstars. But the wrestlers in the group did not change. We just got better. You see mate, there are four groups of four wrestlers. But now three of those groups have only three wrestlers. And my group, the Mixed Bag Incorporate, is the only group left with a full side. Now that has to mean something doesnt it mate? Right at this very moment I am drawing the battle lines very clearly. This is where the best of the wrestlers will lie. Survival of the fittest. That is the name of the game. Literally. Interviewer: Alright then, I guess that's all I am going to get out of you for now, so let's talk about your matches. Chainsaw Masaca: Ah yes, matches. See cause when you're this nice, they wanna see you twice. Two matches. Anyway I'm done with Drexxler. Now onto my hardest challenge yet. Cliff Knight in an IME match. If a win, Cliff Knight will be out of the Ultimate Survivor 2. The top seed. The best of the best in this competition. If I beat Knight I will be crowned as the best in the competition because would of knocked the top seed out of the tornement. They might as well give me the crown now! BUT if I lose I will be out of the USII and my UWA career will be over. The best federation will kick me out. I told Cliff the truth last week. I told him I have always wanted to slap the stupid out of his mouth. Cause if you actually have the time to listen to that man. He talks mindless dribble, that's all that comes out, Stupidness. He makes himself out to be so Mr Intellectual so Great, when that shit couldn't be further from the truth. The man has the brain capacity of an ameba. He decides the other day that he wants to show me up. Used his interlectual prowess by commenting on my name like a type of make-up. You know the one, mascara or something. I mean how pathetic. That didnt effect me at all. Do i really care if he is a transexual? No. I am a little freaked out but still. I no he is a man on the outside. We just dont know on the inside. Well i suppose I should of known fom the beggining. I mean look at his hair! You stupid sonnava bitch, that's exactly what I'm talking about! That is so ladylike its unbelievable. So I rest my case. Your just not the ball sack to fight in a IME. I mean when I win I will be the biggest name in the UWA. My group will be the best. Officially. And that's where we differ fool. Anytime, anywhere. We are the most fighting-ist champions you'll ever meet. We are afraid of no one. If someone thinks they can knock us off this horse, bring it the-fuck-on! Cause unlike you Cliff, we back down from no man! Hasn't this fed learned yet? Haven't we proven ourselves yet? Or are you all just too stupid to process it? We are the best PURE combo this fed has ever seen. I would sacrifice my singles glory if it meant proving that. Cliff, just cause you USED to be a UWA champion, doesn't mean you are a PURE wrestler. You're a singles guy, and even then you can barely hold your own. You talk all that smack on Copeland. Guess you talked a little too much horseshit, that this time you couldn't dig yourself out of. Well guess what fool, keep on diggin'! You'll be half way to China when we're done with you. Face it old timer, yah never had what it takes to get it done here. And you never had what it takes to get it done on your own. You're lost. When are you gonna prove that you are conducting the train? You are merely a freeloader. Well I guess they finally caught up to you. Cause now, now I get my shot to prove what I never got the chance to do so far. I get YOU. It may not be the final, but it's good enough. I get my chance to wrestle circles around you. You may have wrestled other very good wrestlers and even been champion before, but one, you've never fought a Masaca, and two, you've never faced a team like us. If yeah can't beat'em, join'em. And your sorry ass is gunna be beggin' to jump back on board after this week. We are going to shut your old ass up, and take it to you like never before. Go ahead and name all the guys you've beaten if you think that helps you, but once the bell rings, none of that crap is gunna mean squat. It's going to be another lesson to teach any man who talks trash on us. Champions? Shit, we're the Whole F'n Show! Ain't nobody can touch us, and that for damn sure includes you Mr. Badass. Chainsaw Masaca: Cliff, the sand in the hour glass is running thin. Very soon, it will be you vs. me to decide just who the best really is. And in this type of match, it's ALL about who wants it more. I don't just want it, I live and breathe it. It's Chainsaw time, and this match is gunna be like livin life in a Texas CHAINSAW MASACA for just one minute! I will show you that I am every bit as good as I say I am. You may have had friends in high places here, but they are gone now, and you my friend are the Little Ugly ducking. Nobody loves you, and nobody's gunna save your ass from this beating. Much like Drexxler and Carbo and Ross, you too are in for a DUSTING. Believe the Hype. At that, Chainsaw Masaca notices the rest of MB Incorporate are flagging him down, and Chainsaw Masaca walks off without another word. The camera follows him until the group is lost in a sea of gambling people. |
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