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| Chainsaw Masaca - I fooled you all | |
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The scene opens up as you can see the sunny afternoon sky shining bright in the city of Las Vagas, then the camera slowly begins to move down revealing a huge Casino sitting on the very top of a grassy hill in front of the bay. Hundreds of eager gamblers surround the compound as a few tree's in the front yard sway very slowly with the motion of the wind. The camera then drops down to ground level as you can see a long black limo sitting in the parking lot, and then beyond that, near the front door of the casino hotel... The camera view suddenly cuts to the inside of the casino hotel where the first thing you can see is the flash of a 64-inch television. Then as the camera backs up you can see the entire hall of the hotel, furnished well with numerous tables and works of art on the blue painted wall. On a black leather couch, in the reception, you can see three men sitting down. They have some sort of ticket in their hands, all of them looking around in awe... one of the men is wearing a purple pair of pants and a unbuttoned blue shirt with diamonds on the sleeves, it is none other than Chainsaw Masaca... Chainsaw Masaca: Come on, you guys are pathetic! ...he says as he smirks at the television. The camera then takes a closer look at the TV and you can see that the men are watching a reply of Chainsaw Masaca's excellent cage match against Evan Drexxler. The UWA logo fades in and out. Chainsaw Masaca: Ok, guys you saw me beat Evan. You saw Triple K win. That's it. The first guy turns around and it is Triple K himself. Triple K: Wasn't that a great PPV! You know what guys we are the only group left that has a full team. Everyone else has three people each. Chainsaw Masaca: Yeah its great. God won't you hurry up! We need to book the room. Copeland: I tell you what Chainsaw. You get the room and we will stay down here for a bit. I'm comfortable! Chainsaw Masaca: Ok then. I will see you in an hour. Triple K, Copeland and the Dark Avenger all agreed in unison. The camera turns and focuses on the tv again. This time a game console is plugged into it and a message flashes across it. "UWA: Go Ultimate or Go Home". They are playing a video game of the UWA. They are having themselves a little triple threat match in the game, you see Copeland playing as Evan Drexxler, Dark Avenger as Cliff Knight and Triple K as himself. As the camera zooms in on the television, you can see the virtual Cliff Knight get thrown over the top rope by the virtual Triple K. But right afterwards the virtual Triple K turns around and recieves the Heart Punch by the virtual Evan Drexxler, followed by the cover and the pin. In the background you can see the Dark Avenger making Cliff Knight hit himslef in the groin area. The camera then cuts away from the TV as you see a six-man-hell-in-a-cell being set-up... Copeland: You tried, oh you tried so hard but no one, and I mean no one can stop me! Dark Avenger: It's not my fault, you chose who we had to be. I didn't want to be Cliff Knight, he is a ego-maniac... Copeland: But Cliff Knight is "The best of the best"! They all laugh as the camera fades to black. The camera fades in and joins the whole Mixed Bag Incorporate. Chainsaw Masaca: Well, it looks like we are only three day away, one day untill Malice in the Palace. And when I make my official stand on the UWA and I beat the number one seed Cliff Knight. Not only am I giving other men the chance to be the Ultimate Survivor, but three of them actually have the chance of a life time, and that's a free ride by being teamed up with the Best in the Business. Chainsaw Masaca puffs up his chest as he is pummeled his rubbish and laughter. Copeland over hears Chainsaw Masaca call his opponent on Thursday "Clifftersir Knightingly" and yells out... Copeland: The names Cliff Knight dumbass! Chainsaw Masaca looks over at his friend for a second and shakes his head before taking a sip from his bottled water. Chainsaw Masaca then runs his fingers back through his long greasy hair before continuing... Chainsaw Masaca: Before I was rudely interrupted by the nobodies in the living room I was going to say that after talking to many people from the staff of the UWA.. I have learned that Clifftersir Knightingly is supposedly this big shot. This work of art that has a 'great' chance of putting me and the rest of the roster in their place on Thursday and moving onto the other Pay-Per-Views to compete for the Ultimate Survivor Championship. And after listening to them talk, I have come to the conclusion that they must be completely insane...I mean, "how on God's green earth could Clifftersir defeat me?"...That is a question without an answer. This man seems to be confused in what direction he's moving in, whether it be to a somewhat successful career with his loser partners, or onto a humiliating experience by attempting to stop me from becoming the Ultimate Survivor. Either way he goes, it doesn't really matter to me. But if he ever wants to be the Ultimate Survivor, he better stick to the route because their is no chance in hell of him getting any sort of victory over me this Thursday night...live in front of the world. But why am I wasting so much time on my opponent? I mean, there has to be bigger fish to fry...right? Unfortunately no, he seems to be the biggest fish to fry right now considering the only other 'seemingly' worthy man to mention is this so-called "Icon" that goes by the name of Evan Drexxler. Now even though I beat Evan Drexxler no-one seemed to fore-know this. Everyone said, 'Oh, Chainsaw Masaca cant spell his name right he must be a shit wrestler. But oh, no! I beat Evan Drexxler! Was it fluke? No. And do you know what I say to everyone who didn't trust me... YOU ARE NOT REAL WRESTLERS. A match isn't over until the bell rings. All I am going to say is that this guy Drexxler is a complete joke. Anyways, back to a meaningfull subject...well, kind of, and thats my best friend Cliff...Hold on, you mean we aren't friends? You don't like me? Oh shucks, I guess I have to uninvite you from my victory party...damn! (Laughs) But on a serious note, I have listened to the moans and groans that you call a speech and I have some objections to your false delusions of reality that the MTV generation must have planted into your head. You have just as much chance of winning on Thursday as Curt Cobain has of rising from the dead. As a matter of fact, I am done talking about you, but before I stop, I suggest you go into a far corner and practice falling down. Cliff Knight (Previosly Recorded): " Now, onto more pressing issues, Las Vegas. Ive got a little advice to Chainsaw Mascara. Do what Copeland did and dont show up. I dont care if you wreck your car, call out sick or take the honest route. Just dont show. It wont be a good night for you. Your teams got plenty of weak links to choose from when voting time comes up, so dont show. Im really not in the greatest of moods and quite honestly, I feel like hurting someone and I really dont care who that someone is. Ive already been more than clear that I really despise you, and when you add it all up, all signs point to me winning, and you disqualifying yourself from this thing due to injury." Chainsaw Masaca: Those are some mighty strong words their Cliffy, and after hearing them am I supposed to believe that you truly are 'the man'? Am I supposed to believe you when you say that our team has got plenty of weak points? Am I supposed to believe you when you say you are the most dominant man in this competition, let alone match ? I don't think so, but if you really want to be dominant I suggest you pick a fight with a bunch of grade schoolers, then you 'might' have a chance. Now in this you call we Chainsaw Mascara. Ok, I am sorry for your private life getting into your wrestling... Triple K: What are you on about now Chainsaw? Chainsaw Masaca: Well K. I mean the fact that make-up is on Cliffy mind. I mean the fact that Cliffy is really a male prostitute for a gay strip club right here in Las Vegas. Triple K: Erm... no hes not CM. Chainsaw Masaca: I know a lot more than you do Triple K. The rest of Mixed Bag laugh. Chainsaw Masaca: Now onto more serious matters. The matter of the last time you faced one of my team. The last time you faced Copeland. Copeland: No Chainsaw. Put it behind you. Chainsaw Masaca: No Chris. This is too serious... CLIFF. Why did you kill Copeland's wife and only child? Was it for fun. Did you find it fun to kill a woman and a child. Or was it for ego build-up. Did you doubt that you were the best and decided to kill. I believe I am right. And because I am right I am going to go out Thursday night in Las Vegas and truly tell you how to kill someone. Apart form the fact that this time that person will be very close to you. That person will be YOU! Copeland's head is in his hands and Chainsaw comforts him. Chainsaw Masaca: So you're a prodigy? You're meant for big things? Don't fool yourself kid, don't allow yourself for even one second to believe that just because you have a flashy name like Cliff... no wait. Cliff is a name that a well-to-do businessman has. This businessman has a Jaguar XJ220. He has a briefcase. WAIT! Briefcase. Where have I seen that before? Where... Chainsaw Masaca graps a tv remote and switches to channel 666. Chainsaw Masaca: There! There on the tv. Knighty boy and me will facing off in a briefcase ladder match at Malice in the Palace. It says so on the UWA tv channel. So Cliff just wait until Thursday night when I prove you who is the REAL Cliff Knight businessman around here. If you want to be this 'big thing' like you claim, then you'll have no problem taking care of the briefcase. But when the match is starting and it's time for me and you to go, don't for one second believe that you'll have a wont snowballs chance in hell. You might run around claiming me to be this rookie, but boy, despite what you believe, I am no rookie...I am the biggest star this federation has ever seen and you'll be the first one to realize that. Chainsaw Masaca then smiles and flips his greasy hair back before taking another sip of his water. You can then see him walk back into the living room as the camera slowly fades to black... |
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