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| Chainsaw Masaca - Short but Sweet | |
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The scene opens in the back staging area in the arena in Melbourne. A cameraman knocks on the door of Chainsaw Masaca's locker room. Chainsaw Masaca answers and exchanges words with the cameraman. Chainsaw Masaca waves him in, and the cameraman sets up his equipment. Chainsaw Masaca is sitting next to the rest of Mixed Bag Incorporated. The cameraman says he�s ready, and Triple K, Copeland and Dark Avenger gets up off the couch and leaves the locker room. The cameraman counts Chainsaw Masaca in. Chainsaw Masaca: Well it�s official. The stupidity of Evan Drexxler knows no bounds. Sometimes I wonder if Evan really is that dumb or if he�s a legit schizophrenic. Cause he certainly seems to be getting his story�s mixed up. You talk up a huge game about being the guy who tells it straight, then why don�t for once, you actually do that? Cause yeah, you called me out, started talking trash about me. I said anytime, anywhere, and suddenly you got quiet. You thought for a few days and then came out with all this shit about books, movies, camios and degress. So I take the liberty and go the next step and call you out. I go as far as getting papers signed with the match in writing and suddenly those big balls you have, shriveled up into raisins. You say that you are a teacher, which is all good. Fine, think what you think but when I read your latest promo. OH DEAR! Wait... Wait... Here it is. Read for yourself... Chainsaw Masaca reaches into his jean pocket and pulls out a piece of A4 paper. It had various coffe stains on it and a few stains of blood. "Later on we will meet in a steal cage. The last time I was in a steal cage was my retirment match..." Chainsaw Masaca: So do you notice anything odd about it. Think. You are a teacher. The best in the educated world. But wait... I see something. YES! How do you spell steel Evan? STEEL? Yes. You spelt it S-T-E-A-L. It is S-T-E-E-L� S-T-E-E-L .Heck, you teach children! STEAL is when something is taken. STEEL is a metal! Also. What was the book that you used to insult me? A DICTIONARY? Lets check... "Do you know what our friend Webster describes the word "icon" as? No? Well, let me educate you. (Evan reaches into his briefcas, which is still sitting on his lap, once more. From with in it he pulls out a book. It is sort covered and on the spine that is facing the camera before Evan opens it, it read "Webster's New Colligate Dictionary". He flips thrugh it for a second before he comes to the spot that he's been looking for.) Evan: Ahh, there it is, Icon. Icon, first definition, a representation, or image. Hmmm......That sums me up pretty well. A representation and an image of how humans should take care of each other. I'm a icon for humanity, as well as, an icon for wrestling. Masaca, I am ten times the man that you could ever hope to be." Chainsaw Masaca: Erm... A DICTIONARY? Again I am confused about your occupation. A teacher isn't it? Why does a teacher need a dictionary? I thought all you 'educators of children' nkew everything. You should know what ICON means! Maybe I should be your tutor. I am free between 2pm-4pm and Monday, Wednesdays and Thursdays. How about you? The cameraman chuckles, but Chainsaw Masaca has a face you couldnt break a piece of STEEL on. S-T-E-E-L. Chainsaw Masaca: And as far as people being made, Yeah I got my break, just like everyone else gets one. But you have to have talent to get it. That�s why you�re so pissy-pants, cause you�re jealous! You talk about Hardcore Titles and World Titles and Tag Titles. But no-one cares about these belts. They are all in he past. This is the future! And wait... How the hell is Zang? For people you don't know what I'm on about here it is... "Masaca, I've been called the man of a thousand faces. I've been called a camelion. I've been called dang near everything there is to be called. I've been around the ring more times than a merry-go-round. Okay, lame one but, still. The point is, I know what I'm doing in there. I thought you would have learned that last time when I showed you just how quickly I can turn things around by laying you out with the Hurricane Heart Punch. The last man who tried to go up against me was Zang. Do you know what happened to Zang? of coarse not, because no one talks about him. Well, everyone called him unstoppable. Untill I defeated him with a single Heart Punch and sent him home. Now, I'm not going to go on about how I can do this, that, and the other thing. 'Cause, my actions have spoken for themselves as it is." Chainsaw Masaca: Now tell the truth Evan. You made Zang up didn't you. Now tell the truth Evan, you don't want to make a bad example for your pupils now do you Evan. Again the cameraman chuckles. Chainsaw Masaca: Anyway. Knowing about your talent or whatever, but fact is it took a HELL of a lot longer for you to get where you are, then it did for me! That�s why you hate me. The green-eyed monster has slapped you. You look at how many times you got your ass handed to you by all the PAST names you mentioned. If you were so damn good, or if you are the best, then why is it that in the old UWA, when all your hero�s were here, you were mid card? Yeah you had a couple main events, but was never good enough to step up. Now you look at someone like me, a Megastar. You say I�ve beaten no one but rookies? Well maybe the same could be said for you. If everyone in this fed except you is a rookie or a no-talent, what�s to be said about you then Mr. Icon? You�re not even the champion of all us no-talents! You tried, you fluked it up, and lost the following week. You say I can�t beat you? Fair enough, I say I can. But you know what, you can�t say I can�t beat you any more then I can say for sure that you can�t beat me. We�ve only fought once! You were my first challenge in the UWA! I was new! All this talk about Main Eventing and being the best, you say I haven�t done shit because I haven�t beaten you . I say you haven�t proven you�re the best because you�ve NEVER fought any of the real Icons. What�s your excuse there? Bad day? Lightening struck twice? See Evan, you don�t tell it like it is, you tell it like how Evan Drexxler sees it. Through the eyes of a retard! You sat there and gave this huge speech about how you were winning matches even though they booed. You were winning titles and turning heads. Slowly working your way up... HELLO? Earth to Teacher! Open your eyes ass, cause you just described me! You may have been out winning titles, but while you jumped into the game early, I was out perfecting my Game. That�s the difference between us. When you debuted you was getting your ass kicked, and beaten in 3-second matches. When I debuted� Shockwaves Teach... Shockwaves. Chainsaw Masaca looks at the man and says �I�m Done.� He looks at the rest of Mixed Bag Incorporate, who are now standing outside the open door, and asks if they want to get a bite to eat. They nod and the group walk off together. As he grabs his coat he says to the rest of Mixed Bag Incorporate, �You remember what I told you right�� The scene fades to black with the cameraman looking puzzled. |
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