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| Chainsaw Masaca - Arctic Anarchy | |
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The lights go out in D.C. The USII logo is flashed on the screen for a few seconds as Suck It Up by (hed) planet earth plays over the arena reaching the 300 level seats. Red and Black Pyros fly through the air as the show begins to take shape. The ring is dimmed as the big screen shows clips of wrestlers arriving at the arena. As the crowd continues to take their seats the security staff stands at their posts and gets ready for the Artic event. The song dies down as the camera begins to pan the crowd looking for sigsn in the crowd. Washington Redskin players are seen at ringside. Gary Coleman, Ponda, and Kingsley are just a few of the members there. The fans around them trying to hop over the guard rail in excitement. Rudolph is seen walking up to the announcers booth. As he takes his seat the booth is illuminated with lights as all the lights in the crowd go up. Jimmy adjusts his headset and looks into the camera getting ready to talk. Jimmy: Ladies and Gentleman. Welcome to another action packed sold out show here from the MCI Center in Capital of our country Washington D.C. After a explosion of a show that rocked the foundation, we are bringing you just the same fast paced wrestling we have for the last few weeks in hopes to build up for the event coming in just a few short hours. We are bringing you the best talent in the UWA today at the event and many exicting matches. But that is the future and this is now, On this special presention by the Homicidal One, Chainsaw Masaca. Masaca will fight for his career in the triple threat match coming up in the Artic event. I have a feeling that this match will be one of them to go down in UWA history. Will the Homicidal One his destructive ways even with the threat of the duo of Jason Ross and Lou Carbo, who are his competitors tomorrow night. Or will the duo put Chainsaw out of the USII? We will find out tomorrow live on Artic. Chainsaw Masaca wanders down the ramp with the crowd cheering him on and looking around the whole arena, when he got to the bottom of the ramp they circled the ring until he got to the steel steps leading up to the apron, he walked up them and performed his in-famous enterance. After he stepped through the ropes walked over to the turnbuckle stepped up onto it and flexed his muscles again. Then he showed his in-famous gimmick chainsaw. The crowd went so crazy they got up onto their chairs and cheered. Chainsaw Masaca smurked at the crazy fans then got down from the turnbuckle with the crowd cheering. Chainsaw Masaca walked over to Lilan took the mic off her walked into the middle of the ring as he lifted the mic up to his mouth the crowd fell silent and waited for Chainsaw Masaca to talk and he said... Chainsaw Masaca: You know the Homicidal One has been looking forward to this match for sometime now. I have been hoping and waiting for a challenge just like this for a long time. So now the time has come i think that means i will have to take on the role of the Homicidal One. Literally. Rudolph: I dont like the way he said "Literally" then Jimmy... Jimmy: I sure do. That is what the UWA is all about. Chainsaw Masaca: ...Knowing that I have to be at the top of my game tomorrow is key because if I slip then the duo of Ross and Carbo will take advantage of me so i know that i will have to make key moves in this match. So Ross... do you think you have what it takes to beat me and put me out of the UWA? Not with that partner of yours. You got to be kidding me Ross... Carbo is your partner. You were better off with my new baby boy. At least he shows his face around here once in a while. Carbo hasn't been seen in the UWA for a few days now. I know Ross you deserve a partner with Class and skill. I know you want to taste USII gold. I know you want a piece of the fame. Heck so do I. To bad you aren't going to get it as long as i am here in the USII. You just don't have the skill to beat me or even touch me. If you can't win a match that actually means something you don't deserve some of the sweet, sweet UWA fame. You see, as the current Homicidal One that means I might take serious measures to kick your ass. Hold on a second. I mean I will take serious measures. I also pick and choose my measures and you well since you won the chance to face me. I figured i would give you I chance... Jimmy: What is Chainsaw Masaca on about? Chainsaw Masaca: ..I would make you a prime pickup and a contender for the USII. All you have to do is drop Carbo and become what you really want to be. A man of destiny. Only you can control destiny as of right now. Ross your destiny could be great. Rudolph: Is Chainsaw Masaca saying what I think he is saying? Chainsaw Masaca is still standing in the ring. The camera still on him as KKK's voice is heard but not shown. Klyde Kooger Klancey: What are you doing man? Chainsaw Masaca: I am doing something I belive in. Klyde Kooger Klancey: Your not doing what I think your doing are you? Chainsaw Masaca: Come Here KKK. Klyde Kooger Klancey walks down the ramp and steps into the ring. Chainsaw Masaca whispers to Klyde Kooger Klancey. A smile spreads over Klyde Kooger Klancey face. Chainsaw Masaca makes some hand movements. Klyde Kooger Klancey: O yeah... erm... I dont like the idea at all. Chainsaw Masaca I hereby ban you from our group! Chainsaw Masaca hides a smile and Klyde Kooger Klancey winks at him. Klyde Kooger Klancey walks out of the ring and back up the ramp through the gorilla curtain. Jimmy: Did I here what I thought I heard? Chainsaw Masaca is just out of control, someone has to stop him before he gets crazed with power. Rudolph: Well, you my be right Jimmy but I think something is afoot. Chainsaw Masaca: Ok so now that i have said that. My mind has been tied in a knot all week. I have been contemplating my this and now I have been thrown out of my group! God damn it! So Ross I need you more than ever. The situation has got more vital the serious than I thought it would ever of. NO, NO, NO! How could this happen? So Ross are you a fighting champion or are you just another jobber that was blessed with fifteen minutes of fame for a week? Since you don't talk very much around here i have come to the conclusion that you do want to team up with me and defeat Carbo. We will just take that chance and put it to good use as i will soon become the USII Champion with your help. And we will take out Carbo's ass on Monday. I will see you Monday Ross. Come to your senses. You know what to do. Chainsaw Masaca looks up into the camera and throws the mic to the ring announcer. He has got a pissed look on his face. The Homicidal One grabs his water and drinks it as he walks up the ramp. As he turns at the curtain, the camera cuts to Jimmy and Rudolph. Jimmy: Holy hell Rudolph! Chainsaw Masaca is out of his group. Klyde Kooger Klancey accounced it a few moments ago! All because of Chainsaw Masacas desire to not be eliminated from the Ultimate Survivor II. The UWA is more powerful than you could ever think of. Rudolph: I have a horrible feeling this is all a complete shame by Chainsaw Masaca and Klyde Kooger Klancey. Well we will see at the Arctic Anarchy event. See you there! |
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