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Chainsaw Masaca: AHH DAMNITTTT!!!! Masaca is holding his hand in pain as he had just punched the concrete wall. He takes his pain out on a T.V monitor. He tosses the monitor down the hall. KKK is standing against the wall with his head down. He looks up and stares at Homicidal One in shocked of his actions. Klyde Kooger Klancey: Hey man whats your problem? Chainsaw Masaca looks over at Klyde Kooger Klancey and gets a smirk on his face. Chainsaw Masaca: Who in the hell are you some racist joke? Klyde Kooger Klancey: No I'm Klyde Kooger Klancey. Chainsaw Masaca: Who? Klyde Kooger Klancey: You know one of the members of our group. Chainsaw Masaca: Oh, sorry. I must still be concust. Masaca shakes his head and walks away only to be stopped by Gary Coleman. Coleman: Excuse me Homicidal One I was wondering if I could get a few comments? Chainsaw Masaca: Oh no not you again. I thought I got rid of your ass, but I guess I'll let you ask your stupid questions. Coleman: Ok, first tough lost out there tonight. But you seemed to be in control when you faced Pain Express. Chainsaw Masaca: Tough lost? Tell me something I don't know. But Damage deserved to win. You yourself saw Damage jump out of your executive seats. There I was in the ring with my mate KKK when I saw a glimmering of Damage... Coleman: But Damage immediately went to the Hospital. Chainsaw Masaca: Shut up before I b*tch smack your ass from one side of the arena to the other. I know all of this. Why do people keep bringing it up? All I wish is that Damage has a speedy recoverery and gets back to good form ASAP� After he stepped through the ropes walked over to the turnbuckle stepped up onto it and flexed his muscles again. Then he showed his in-famous gimmick chainsaw. The crowd went so crazy they got up onto their chairs and cheered. Chainsaw Masaca smurked at the crazy fans then got down from the turnbuckle with the crowd cheering.br> Chainsaw Masaca walked over to Lilan took the mic off her walked into the middle of the ring as he lifted the mic up to his mouth the crowd fell silent and waited for Chainsaw Masaca to talk and he said... Chainsaw Masaca: I just came from Unethical Madness Pt. 2. Where one of the most amazing feats of wrestling ability took place. The Hardcore Hooligan, Johnny Damage leaped from the rafters of the Phillips Arena. He leaped about 30ft and performed a Hangover which hit me and my mate KKK. I let those fans down. Damage certinaly didnt though. That performance just shows us how much of a terrific performer Damage really is. I lost the match. But I deserved to lose. Damage certainly deserved to win. But things are now onto more important subjects. When Damage hit me and KKK with that amzing hangover, I fell out of the ring. I was 90% unconscious. I was feeling my emotions all at once. I was angry and dissipointed with myself. I was mainly upset. But then I felt something. Chainsaw Masaca grinned, as he looked up into the sky, a hand held upwards. Chainsaw Masaca: I felt the hand of a fan, patting me on the shoulder. He wasn�t disappointed in the show. I saw my wife. She wasn�t, either. I did my best, and again, I lost. I under estimated the quality of the UWA, so I am sorry. Jimmy: Chainsaw Masaca truely did try his hardest. Chainsaw Masaca: So then I faced Pain Express. I waqs bruised and battered from earlier on but I lost and I knew the stipulations. So I went to the ring angry and determined to win. So what did I do? I took a piece of the ring as a souvenir to a fore-coming win. The match was short-lived because of my inner-fury and anguish. I hit the Osaka Street Cutter and beat Express. 1. 2. 3. That was good. Masaca makes finger symbols to each number. Chainsaw Masaca: But things got worse. I now find myself in this elimination-style triple threat match! Lou Carbo versus Jason Ross versus Me. Plus Lou Carbo has teamed up with Jason Ross and they have been randomly selected to fight with Me. Rudolph: That�s right folks! This Monday! The day before Christmas Eve! Chainsaw Masaca: I am not best pleased about this because a harsh stipulation has been placed on it. When you pin your opponent, you leave the fight and your team is immune from voting. It sounds good. But for a basic Hadicap 2-on-1 match, the odds are stacked up high against me. But then I realise its me they are facing. So when I get the in the ring, I�m gonna kick their frickin� asses. There�s no place for them to run, and no place for them to hide. So Lou Carbo and Jason Ross, you want some of me? Fine. You want to fight? I�ve got all the fight in the world. I�m not afraid of you because you two are stupid. This is not a random insult this for real. By teaming up you have made me very angry indeed. And the angrier I get, the more of an ass kicking you both will get. The DOOR is about to open. So take you chance. One of you two will be going through that door. The door which leads to the outside. The door which says LOSER. And the loser leaves the UWA. Jimmy:Its as simple as that. Chainsaw Masaca drops the mic on the floor. He walks away. The camera stays on the spot of the mic when we see an afraid interviewer come back for his mic. The camera fades out. |
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