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------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Part One: Wake Up -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [The morning awakes in the weird town as Chainsaw Masaca wakes up. He gets up and gets ready. The phone rings.] [Chainsaw Masaca] - Hello. [Ponda] - Hey whats up Chainsaw. [Chainsaw Masaca] - Nothing. What do you want? [Ponda] - To let you know that you are gonna be one of the lumberjacks in the final of Survivor 2. [Chainsaw Masaca] - I work my ass off all through the tournament and you give me a spot as a lumberjack. Why couldn't they just give me the day off? These finalists may have talent but I always prove people wrong don't I? I work my ass off for the UWA and I still am not getting what I deserve. Whoever wins just better be ready to get his title taken away from him. [Ponda] - Yeah I know your still sore about being kicked out but what yes could I do? You knew the rules when you entered the tournament so� you know. The final four are great wrestlers. I mean they did get this far. At least you are back though. I mean you could wreck some havoc! Ha Ha! [Chainsaw Masaca] - You know what. I will. I will wreck some havoc. Yes that's right. You have yourself a lumberjack sir. Of course I am the strongest in the UWA. You better watch out for wherever it is. [Ponda] - Japan. [Chainsaw Masaca] - Japan! Holy crap! I dunno if I can afford the airfares. [Ponda] - Don't worry the company pays for it. [Chainsaw Masaca] - Thank god! [Ponda] - Yea. Be there Saturday 12 noon. Oh and don't get into too much trouble. [Chainsaw Masaca] - I wont. I will save it all for the final. Are the rest of the wrestlers gonna be there? [Ponda] - Damn right. So I will cya there. Ok well I got loadsa organizing to do. [Chainsaw Masaca] - Ok then mate cya later. [Ponda] - Alright. I will see you later bye. [Chainsaw Masaca hangs up the phone as the UWA goes into a commercial break.] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Part Two: The Reply to Words -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [The cameras are in a dark room with a dim light hanging from above. After awhile Chainsaw Masaca walks into the room and looks around and begins to walk around. He looks at the camera and walks and begins to talk.] [Chainsaw Masaca] - I have been watching the finalists this past week and I noticed a lot about them. Copeland is a loser. Newton is a loser. They are all losers. That's my opinion. My opinion is also that I am a winner. But unfortunately I can't win this match because of the simpulation. So basically if I can't win NO-ONE CAN. [Chainsaw Masaca begins to hit himself in the pecks. The crowd begins to chant his name while he stands back in the middle.] [Chainsaw Masaca] - I don't care how I do it but I will wreck that fight. I won't win the battle but I will win the war. [The crowd begins to cheer.] [Chainsaw Masaca smiles as he shows blood in his mouth.] [Chainsaw Masaca] - I am going to show them what pain is all about. I am going to show them how it feels to nearly have a title then to have it taken away. [Chainsaw Masaca then opens the door and leaves as the screen fades.] --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Part Three: Talking A Bit More --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [As Chainsaw Masaca exits from the door we realize that he is now in the UWA arena. He walks down the hall as an interviewer runs over to him.] [Mike] - Chainsaw Masaca, may I ask you two questions please. [Chainsaw Masaca] - Sure I guess. [Mike] - We are only hours away from the final of the Ultimate Survivor II tournament. All the other wrestlers are here. The excitement is high. What are your thoughts? [Chainsaw Masaca] - As I said before. The finalists are just walking into a death trap. I am going to get in the ring and walk right into a masaca. But I, as usual, will be creating a masaca. [Mike] - What makes you so sure that your "plan" will work? [Chainsaw Masaca] - The finalists is not that talented of a wrestler. I mean they have there moments but I think you now the real survivor� ME. Anyway my plans always work. [Chainsaw Masaca then walks away from the interviewer without saying goodbye.] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Part Four: A Moment In Time -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [The UWA comes back from a commercial break and the fans are cheering in the arena. The lights begin to dim and grey lights flicker around the arena. Suck It Up blares over the arena as Chainsaw Masaca walks out onto the ramp alone. He begins to walk down the ramp with the fans screaming there heads off for the first time they have seen Chainsaw Masaca in ages. He walks around the ring and goes to the announcer's table and grabs a microphone from one of the announcers. He slides in the ring and begins to cheer on all four turnbuckles. Then he stands in the middle of the ring and begins to talk as the fans quite down a little.] [Chainsaw Masaca] - There is a moment in everyone's life where something goes wrong when they are prepared. I am not talking about me when I say this. The final is moments away from me making history. I first time a kicked out wrestler has won the title. [Fans begin to chant for Chainsaw Masaca.] [Announcer 1] - Chainsaw Masaca has seemed to improved since he first came to the UWA. But I don't know if he has seen the rules. [Chainsaw Masaca] - (overhearing) What do you mean have I seen the rules. I don't follow the rules. But if you really must know here they are: [Chainsaw Masaca gets out a piece of paper from his pocket. Unfolds it and reads it aloud.] IMMUNITY MAIN EVENT: There will be three people eliminated in Tokyo, Japan. This is the ULTIMATE TEST in endurance. Incredibly, the four wrestlers who have cut their teeth and made this far have their biggest challenge yet. You are guaranteed three matches (unless you lose in the IME's) and one being the worst type of 'em all- it's a lumberjack iron man match! Bring your gatorade, say your prayers, take your vitamins... This is the hardest fight in your entire career. IME #1: 4-man unethical tournament [he, who loses all his matches, is kicked out of UWA Survivor II] IME #2: 3-way ladder match - There are 2 briefcases suspended up in the air. [he, who is deprived of a briefcase, is kicked out of UWA Survivor II] IME #3: He, who wins the most falls in the lumberjack iron man match, is crowned the second UWA SURVIVOR! [Chainsaw Masaca folds up the paper again and rises the microphone back up to his mouth.] Yea whatever. [And with that Chainsaw Masaca drops the microphone and paper while he goes and gets his T.V Title and climbs onto the ropes and cheers with the crowd. Then he gets down and climbs out of the ring and enters the back as the screen fades.] |
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