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| Chainsaw Masaca - Unethical Madness Pt. 1 | |
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The scene opens up again with a limo. Its pulls up and out steps Chainsaw Masaca. Inside the arena a ROAR goes around. Chainsaw Masaca walks straight into the arena and goes to his dressing room and puts his bags down. Then his mobile phone rings. Chainsaw Masaca answers the phone. Chainsaw Masaca: Hey! Whats happenin� man? The person on the phone answers. Chainsaw Masaca: Yeah man I�m there now, when are you arriving? The person answers again. Chainsaw Masaca:Good good, I�ll cya soon then and we will go to the bar after. I�ve gotta go say a few words in the ring so I�ll cya soon Chainsaw Masaca puts the phone in his bag and then walks out the locker room. Chainsaw Masaca walked over to Lilan took the mic off her walked into the middle of the ring as he lifted the mic up to his mouth the crowd fell silent and waited for Chainsaw Masaca to talk and he said... Chainsaw Masaca: Now I haven�t had the best of starts in the UWA� and this is because I have not kicked anyone�s ass yet! I am at a all time low, no self confidence and no self belief and then I sat down and thought about it and I was thinkin maybe I have lost it? Maybe I have ran my course? Maybe all those other e-feds tired me out? Maybe I should retire and go Hollywood like that punk ass The Rock! But then I realised that you the people love Chainsaw Masaca, you need Chainsaw Masaca and dammit Chainsaw Masaca needs the people. So yesterday morning I woke up, wiped the sleepy dust from my eyes, and logged online to my new E-Fed website. I went onto the profile page and found about more about this punk Evan Drexxler. Then I made a search on Evan Drexxler. And guess what I found. I found this website called Strawberry Shampoo and Insomnia. Sorry but that is very camp. I dunno if he found out his name form that but well�you know� Chainsaw Masaca:Chainsaw Masaca: So Evan Drexxler you and your 33 pound head and your mickey mouse tatoos and your hardcore attitude can come down to the ring so i can KICK YOUR ASS LIKE CHAINSAW MASACA KICKS ASS!!! Evan Drexxler I do respect you as much as the next man but unfortunatley for you, youve got to face Chainsaw Masaca. You have to face me at the time when I�m back to my best and 1 on 1 man to man Chainsaw Masaca knows that you cant stop Chainsaw Masaca no 1 can stop Chainsaw Masaca. So Evan Drexxler you bring your Cash Flow but when its all said and done it�ll be Chainsaw Masaca the powerbomb and the Osaka Street Cutter that finishes the match and you�ll be laying belly up facing the ceiling thinking god damn that mans fast and strong and dammit hes unstoppable and his name is Chainsaw Masaca!!!!! Chainsaw Masaca: Well Chainsaw Masaca is the man to beat Evan Drexxler on Sunday. I will make sure that after Unethical Madness Pt. 1 Evan Drexxler will be lying bleeding from the beating ive givin him. But now Chainsaw Masaca's got a tornament to look forward to at the Ultimate Survivor II� Chainsaw Masaca: WAIT! WAIT! I don�t think the rest of you realize how lucky you lot our in the USII. You get to go one on one with Chainsaw Masaca on USII's first ever show so Evan Drexxler why dont you all you got so Chainsaw Masaca can whoop your ass and then steal what you got and throw it straight down the drain on my way out the arena. Come to Unethical Madness Pt. 1 and GET READY for the battle of your life because I am more ready than I have ever been in my whole life. At the moment I am prepared to give an ass whoopin like only Chainsaw Masaca can give you so finally Evan Drexxler and the rest of the USII roster GET READY because Chainsaw Masaca is READY� Chainsaw Masaca drops the mic as his music hits and he poses to his fans as they go crazy. He then leaves the main arena to his locker room. Jerry "The King" Lawler is interrupted by the Titan Tron. It is showing backstage footage of Chainsaw Masaca. Chainsaw Masaca is heading out to his limo and opens the door and pauses..... Chainsaw Masaca: Finally you made it! Lets go get drunk and celebrate! Chainsaw Masaca then gets in the limo and shuts the door as the limo pulls away� �Who was Chainsaw Masaca talking too? |
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