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Chainsaw Masaca: Look, we are only a one-day away from the Farm Frenzy. I got some things on my mind and I must tell them out. Before anything, I must talk to Cliff Knight. Cliff, you came out at Hawaii. And you know what you did? You saved me. You saved me from Dark Avenger. You see, Dark Avenger had hypnotized me. He had brainwashed me so I would go after my friend Copeland. But Cliff Knight saw past our differences and chucked water over me. The water made me come out of my state of hypnose so I could continue with the match properly. And when I had come out I remember Copeland. He smiled at me. After I had been plumping his ass! But he knew it wasn�t really me. He knew so we double-teamed Dark Avenger with an excellent Osaka Super Kick Street Cutter! That very move took Avenger out of the tournament. But now we are quickly approaching Farm Frenzy. It�s just 24 hours away. And I am being put in a match. A tag-team match with none other than Newton on my side. Now, I have never worked with Newton before, but I am excited. Or should I say I was excited. You see, when I saw I was tagging with Newton I was excited but then I saw who I was facing. I was facing the explosive duo of Copeland and Cliff Knight. Yes! The two people I have just been preaching about! I couldn�t believe it. I thought, what am I going to do? Shall I face them or run like a coward. A came to the decision that I am going to fight. I decided I was going to fight because I realized that Copeland and Knight and Newton were all professionals and they knew it was just a game.The crowd cheers.Chainsaw Masaca: Now we are old buddies Chris so this will be easy for me to say. I am going to fight you but I certainly will not hate you. This is the same for Cliff Knight. Cliff, I have decided to see past our differences and become friends. I know you seem to have so what do ya say?The crowd cheers again.Chainsaw Masaca: I am a one man wrecking machine. And I usually go all out to piss me opponent off. But this time will be different. I respect my opponents this time. So I dont know what you two might do to of me since I don�t know what you think. I am sorry for having to fight you. But I must do what ever it takes to win. Crowd begins to cheer again.Chainsaw Masaca: When it comes to the event, don�t forget that I am no longer on your side and I am going to try and win. Now I must move on to Newton. Newton, you must remember that I am on your side and its going to be you and me versus them. Concentrate on them because I will be getting them down no matter what. I am not going to stick up for them but I will for you. We should both agree that if they get in the way we will beat their ass but don�t go to far for the win. Win this match the fair way or don�t be in it. This match is supposed to be you and me versus them.Crowd begins to chant Masaca and then Newton.Chainsaw Masaca: This match is going to be a hard working one for me because in my eyes it is Me and a Friends versus a Friend and a Friend. But do not take me wrong. I am going to come out on top. You and I are going to fight for our lives but no matter what me and Newton are going to be the one to come out on top and not them. More cheers.Chainsaw Masaca: Now I will address both Copeland and Knight. Now, you can threaten to smash a pole or something over my head as much as you want but I am telling you that I can survive it because I am the legend of the MASACA. The match may be on winners and losers and the odds may be fair. But in my eyes a game is a game and I like to win. Of course you will realize that when you are on the ground in blood and you arr looking up onto the top of the roof and the referee is holding mine and Newton�s hands up with the announcers telling you we are the winners. More chants erupt in the arena.Chainsaw Masaca: I have been to fed after fed and destroyed people and came to the top. Now, how do you think you are going to destroy us if nobody else can. You can say we have no proof no-one can beat us but we will show you the proof first hand on Monday night. I am a big man. Newton is a big man. I am going to make sure you take the pain and realize I AM the big man around here.Fans begin to chant MASACA even louder.Chainsaw Masaca: Wait!The crowd goes quiet.Chainsaw Masaca: I just remembered something. I just thought. Does Copeland and Knight get along? Do they connect as well as I think. NO they don�t. Copeland doesn�t like Knight and Knight doesn�t like Copeland. Well I think I have proved my point. I think you have realized that a game is a game and I am a winner. You do the math. Even though Copeland and me are friends. And Knight and me are soon to be friends� A match is a match and a winner is a winn�no a winner is a MASACA!More chants erupt for Chainsaw Masaca.Chainsaw Masaca: I dont mean to be harsh but its true unlike all the words you say. Everyone in this world will know for a fact that you will not be holding the hand of the ref afterwards. He will not being holding your hand above your head in triumph. Because the ref doesn�t congratulate losers and that is what you will be after I beat your ass. Your lucky you two will not be the only one who will be beat up. At least I get too share it with your partner. You two will be down and that�s all I have to say. Oh! Wait! One more thing. Remember a game is a game and there is always a winner and a loser. And this time there will be two. The two of you!The fans errupt once again as Chainsaw Masaca finishes his speech. Suck It Up by (hed) planet earth once again hits as the screen fades.
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