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| Dark Avenger... Get Ready For Hawaii | |
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The UWA comes back from the commercial break and the cameras are rolling at a gym near the arena. Chainsaw Masaca is shown working out with his wife His wife. Chainsaw Masaca begins to pick 600 as the cameraman walks over to him. He puts it down and sits up and begins to talk into the camera. Chainsaw Masaca: Dark Avenger... People are tired of hearing you come out here and saying that you are going to beat my ass. This is not a one on one its a triple threat match. If I get in your way tough, its the way the match goes. It dont matter where I come from because I will win. I am here to help myself with the win in case you use anything illegal. You can keep on calling me a rookie each time you talk and believe what you want to believe because no matter what it wont happen. You think you will dominate this tournament with the big guys like me and Copeland. Think again. This is most likley going to be your biggest match in this tournament because after I defeat you, you wont be able to beat anyone else because you will be out of the UWA. I already taken out a lot of big guys, accecpt for maybe one person and that is Cliff Knight, but we all know what I think about that�. Anyway Dark Avenger, you dream and dream about the winning gold that is going around my body because you will never get it from me. You can think that you will get high in this tournament but I will keep knocking you down to where you belong. This is not where you belong. Many things will happen in Hawaii and its not going to be you winning me. You can take your guitar anywhere you want with you because you cant do things on your own without it. You can busk with it! Either way you still wont win. You keep talking shit about me and Copeland and its making us grow. You got to understand your not the man and you will never be. I will never suffer from your hands because you are a weak link. This is just making me stronger and higher into this tournament and pretty soon I will be the world champion. I am already a big man in this tournament and to tell you something, I make myself bleed and let people make me bleed because either way they will not beat me at all. The crowd begins to cheer in the UWA for Chainsaw Masacas words. Chainsaw Masaca: Why would anybody want to be jealous of you. You talk shit, get into trouble you cant handle, think your all bad, and nothing but a dumb fuck. You could not even defeat me if I was not mad and right now I am pissed. I am going to make you scream in pain and there is nothing you can do about it because you caused this thing to go way far. When I am angry I gain concentration, I dont lose it because you think you can play your little game with me. Well guess what, I am no longer a bad guy. I am a good guy. Who ever is not a good wrestler in the UWA can get out because my wife, me, and Copeland are good guys� Wife: (purposly coughs) Chainsaw Masaca: And girls. Anyway you think I have stupid remarks to act tough but I know and these fans know that you realize them to this day. Dreams are always bullshit and you are just a dreamer. I will not lose my match tonight and I will win because angry is what brings me up. You dream about stuffing shit down my throat because you know you cant do it. Just keep on dreaming because you will never be able to do it. You will never make me pay because you are already paying. You will regret every word you say after the Hawaiian event. Just remember one thing when you are on the ground after I beat you down. Just remember YOU HAD IT COMING. I am prepared. I am prepared to kick your ass on January 9th for these fans and there is nothing you can do about it but take it like a man if you are one. I am going to invade and the fans will loves me. The only one who can stop me is the people that brought me here. You wont ever be able to stop me. Fans begin to chant CHAINSAW and we can tell Chainsaw Masaca is becoming a fan favourite and the crowd loves it. Chainsaw Masaca: Just shut up about taking us out. I am tired of hearing you try to act like a big shot around here when your not. Even CK is better than you so stop. I got more fans in the sea than you have on land. I forgot, your not. You wont win because im gonna pin. Three count fall I am going to have a ball. I am staying in the tournament and this is not a recital. The fans beging to laugh as they here the truth. Chainsaw Masaca: You say you say the truth and I will prove to you that you dont because you will lose this match when I beat your ass down. Dont forget that I dont forgive because you went too far and I am going to show the world what you deserve an ass kicking to planet CM. This will be the last time you ever talk shit because all your doing is causing a fit. The fans know you wont stay because you will lose in this battle. There is plenty I can do and the main one is stopping you. You wont win the tournament because you wont be in it anymore. I know who the hell I am but you need to find out who you are because you think your the truth and a big shot when I am the big shot and I got the fans to prove it. So move it. Keep calling me a chump and see what happens because for a fact you will never be a winner. When the fans chant your name its to stop you from talking shit because they are alerting you that I am gonna hurt you. I got news thats the truth, you wont ever beat me. You wont ever come quick and for sure you wont conquer this mission with me here because I conquered my whole life and your not passing me. The fan begin to shout out again as Chainsaw Masaca puts 500 on each side and begins to lift it with no sweat. Then he sits up again and talks again. Chainsaw Masaca: I realised being a bad person can cause bad things but being a good person means everything. These fans like me because I am good now. You are bad at wrestling and a troublemaker. You will learn a big lesson in Hawaii and I will make sure of that. We all know you fear me and we know you cant sleep at night. Your just hurting yourself more and more as we go along. You will be crying when you lose your first match and your looking up after being knocked and the referee holding my hand up high after I defeat you and the respect of the tournament still on my shoulders. You will realise who you really are. A punk who cant wrestle. You can keep on thinking you will win me but it will never happen. Chainsaw Masaca smiles as he works out a little more. Then he gets up and goes to take a shower. After that he gets his stuff and him and his wife leaves. They get into the car as the screen fades away. The screen comes back from a commercial break and the crowd begins to cheer as the screen turns on and the Chainsaw Masaca and his wife pull up into a wrestling school. Shorty Mike is outside waiting for Chainsaw Masaca. Then they go in and Shorty Mike begins to talk to Chainsaw Masaca about his training. Shorty Mike: Chainsaw Masaca, yesterday was good but I know you can do better. So now today I want you to give more into it. So lets begin with a guy named Dark Avenger. This match is a triple-threat. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 260 pounds, from Gloucestershire, England, Chainsaw Masaca! The Chainsaw Masaca theme hits and Chainsaw Masaca comes to the ring. Shorty Mike: and his opponent, weighing in at whatever pounds, from where ever, Dark Avenger! Shorty Mike, who pretends to be Dark Avenger, walks to the ring. Shorty Mike gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Chainsaw Masaca. Then Shorty Mike gets taken down with an armdrag takedown. Chainsaw Masaca executes a corkscrew legdrop on Shorty Mike. Chainsaw Masaca hits Shorty Mike with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Shorty Mike moves back to his feet. Shorty Mike gets nailed with a double axhandle chop from Chainsaw Masaca. Shorty Mike is back on his feet. Shorty Mike whips Chainsaw Masaca's feet from under him with a side kick. Chainsaw Masaca with an illegal chokehold on Shorty Mike. A flying bodypress by Shorty Mike takes Chainsaw Masaca to the mat with authority. Shorty Mike moves back to his feet. Chainsaw Masaca locks Shorty Mike in a full nelson and slams him to the mat. Chainsaw Masaca and Shorty Mike go to the floor Chainsaw Masaca cuts Shorty Mike with a blade. Shorty Mike is bleeding as a result. Chainsaw Masaca dazed in the ring, Shorty Mike on the top rope. Shorty Mike jumps and grabs Chainsaw Masaca's head, bulldogging him Shorty Mike gets up. Shorty Mike and Chainsaw Masaca move back into the ring. Shorty Mike goes off the turnbuckle with a flying somersault splash. Now Shorty Mike standing. Chainsaw Masaca pins Shorty Mike against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Shorty Mike: Eh, no chokes. Chainsaw Masaca executes a jawbreaker on Shorty Mike. Chainsaw Masaca gets back to his feet. Shorty Mike moves back to his feet. Chainsaw Masaca knifehand chops Shorty Mike. Shorty Mike hits a flying karate chop right to Chainsaw Masaca's neck. Shorty Mike hits a jumping elbow hrust on Chainsaw Masaca. Shorty Mike catches Chainsaw Masaca leg, but Chainsaw Masaca reverses it with an enzuigiri to Shorty Mike's head. Chainsaw Masaca sucks chants start in the crowd. Chainsaw Masaca goes off the top nailing Shorty Mike with a flying elbow drop to the gut. Chainsaw Masaca is up again. Chainsaw Masaca and Shorty Mike go to the floor Chainsaw Masaca is taking Shorty Mike to the corner. Chainsaw Masaca climbs the rope and hits a Shooting Star Press! Shorty Mike: (coughing) Holy crap Chainsaw! Chainsaw Masaca then picks up a half-unconscious Shorty Mike and Osaka Street Cutters him! Chainsaw Masaca: The winner of this match, ME! Chainsaw Masaca sits down and has a beer. By the time he has finished Shorty Mike is up again. Shorty Mike: Chainsaw Masaca, you are getting better. But we need to sort out your variety of moves. You are using too many arm moves. You know, armbars and axe handles. Chainsaw Masaca: Ok, one more time. Lets have ago again. Shorty Mike: Give me some time! You SSPed me and then the OSCed me! Chainsaw Masaca and Shorty Mike has another beer together and then they get down to business. Shorty Mike: This match is a Double Table match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 260 pou-- Chainsaw Masaca: You don�t have to do this everytime! Shorty Mike: Whatever� Chainsaw Masaca comes to the ring and SM executes a pumphandle suplex on Chainsaw Masaca. Chainsaw Masaca executes a pumphandle suplex on SM. (the bell rings) SM knifehand chops Chainsaw Masaca. Chainsaw Masaca gets hit with a dragon screw from SM. Mike is up again. Shorty pins Chainsaw Masaca against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Chainsaw Masaca picks Shorty up and side suplexes him to the mat. Chainsaw Masaca trys for a handspring bodyblock but Mike avoids it. Chainsaw Masaca short lariats Shorty. Shorty Mike gets knocked on the ground and Chainsaw Masaca flips onto him. Shorty Mike rakes the face of Chainsaw Masaca in attempt to make a come back. Shorty Mike tackles Chainsaw Masaca and pummels his head. Shorty Mike hits Chainsaw Masaca with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Shorty Mike gets up. Shorty Mike kicks Chainsaw Masaca on the mat. Now Chainsaw Masaca is standing. Shorty Mike uses a swinging DDT to plant Chainsaw Masaca's head into the mat. Shorty Mike rolls onto Chainsaw Masaca connecting with a knee. Shorty Mike puts Chainsaw Masaca in an arm grapevine submission. Chainsaw Masaca climbs to his feet. Shorty Mike pokes Chainsaw Masaca in the eye with his thumb. Chainsaw Masaca trys for a choke lift but Shorty Mike avoids it. Chainsaw Masaca trys for a gut-wrench suplex but Shorty Mike avoids it. Chainsaw Masaca hits a jumping elbow hrust on Shorty Mike. Shorty Mike is back on his feet. Shorty Mike grabs Chainsaw Masaca by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. Shorty Mike uses a closed fist on Chainsaw Masaca. Chainsaw Masaca bites Shorty Mike's arm out of desparation. Chainsaw Masaca bounces Shorty Mike off the ropes and faceslams him onto the the mat. Chainsaw Masaca climbs to his feet. Shorty Mike delivers a kick to the head of Chainsaw Masaca. Chainsaw Masaca gets back to his feet. Shorty Mike hits Chainsaw Masaca with a slingshot bodyblock. Now Shorty Mike standing. Shorty Mike knee drops Chainsaw Masaca. Shorty Mike is up again. Chainsaw Masaca gets up. Shorty Mike and Chainsaw Masaca move from the ring to ringside Chainsaw Masaca hits the fallaway slam on Shorty Mike. Chainsaw Masaca sucks chants start in the crowd. Chainsaw Masaca is back on his feet. Shorty Mike climbs to his feet. Chainsaw Masaca and Shorty Mike move to the top of the second table. Chainsaw Masaca throws Shorty Mike off the table to the ringside mats. Chainsaw Masaca throws Shorty Mike into the table. Shorty Mike nails Chainsaw Masaca with a huge slingshot sommersault splash. Shorty Mike gets back to his feet. Shorty Mike takes Chainsaw Masaca to the top of the second table. Shorty Mike: It was a smart move to the second table Chainsaw. You no longer have to watch out for weapons. Shorty Mike is hit with a backward kick. Shorty Mike climbs to his feet. Shorty Mike with a headbutt on Chainsaw Masaca. Shorty Mike with an Aztecan suplex on Chainsaw Masaca sends him to the the ringside mat. Shorty Mike gets back to his feet. Shorty Mike fist drops Chainsaw Masaca on the the ringside mat. Shorty Mike moves back to his feet. Chainsaw Masaca gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Shorty Mike. Now Shorty Mike standing. Chainsaw Masaca gets back to his feet. Chainsaw Masaca with a huge fisherman buster on Shorty Mike. Chainsaw Masaca sucks chants start in the crowd. Chainsaw Masaca jumps from the top and nails Shorty Mike with a flying axhandle smash. Shorty Mike is up again. Shorty Mike grabs Chainsaw Masaca's head and hites him in the face. Chainsaw Masaca grabs Shorty Mike's leg and takes him down. Chainsaw Masaca rolls onto Shorty Mike connecting with a knee. Chainsaw Masaca grabs Shorty Mike by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. Chainsaw Masaca hits Shorty Mike with a heart punch. Shorty Mike gets back to his feet. Shorty Mike bounces Chainsaw Masaca off the ropes and hits him with a jumping clothesline. Shorty Mike is setting Chainsaw Masaca up on top of the second table. Shorty Mike knocks Chainsaw Masaca off of the second table. Shorty Mike executes a corkscrew legdrop on Chainsaw Masaca. Shorty Mike climbs to his feet. Shorty Mike grabs Chainsaw Masaca and applies an arm wrench. But Chainsaw Masaca reverses it and performs a snapmare on Shorty. Chainsaw Masaca sets up the table in the corner so it is facing the fallen Shorty Mike. Chainsaw Masaca picks up Shorty and places him on the table. Then Chainsaw Masaca spears Shorty through the table. Shorty Mike: We've got ourselves a winner (cough) The winner of this match, Chainsaw Masaca! (cough cough) That was excellent. Now only if I can see how you do in a ladder match with me. Chainsaw Masaca: Whatever, I am just going to do it and get this over with. The screen fades. The UWA comes back and Chainsaw Masaca is sitting in the interviewer's room. The interviewer sits down and begins to talk. Interviewer: Chainsaw Masaca, these past few weeks have been a jump up in the UWA. The fans cant wait to turn on their T.V's or get in their seats to watch the Hawaiian event. This is because of the strange occurrences with the team situation in the UWA. And because of this you have been put in a triple-threat match with your former teammates, Copeland and Avenger. This may be your biggest match yet in the UWA. With Dark Avenger and Copeland in the match as well, what do you got to say about it and are you 100 percent sure you are going to win this match because it looks like you are trying hard enough as it is. Chainsaw Masaca: Well, you see this is from my point of view. I know this is a big match for me right now and the fan's cant wait to see me. I have been training this past week and working out to get ready to do what I am good at doing, kicking ass. Now, when it comes to my match I am going to be ready and I know everyone else will. I am focused on the base's of my match right now. Dark Avenger is trying to take my concentration off of me by trying to get me angry but that is not going to help him right now because I am totally focus and nothing can help him in this situation. Now Copeland and me are teamed up so we will both be continuing in the tourney. Right now, all I have to say about him is if he try's to get in my way then he is making a big mistake. Now we all know that if he even tries to mess with me then I am going to retaliate and everyone will know that it is his jealousy that envy's in this tournament. Now as for Dark Avenger, he has just been messing around a little to much and trying to get more and more into mayhem. He does not want to listen to my warning's so I am just going to have to show him what my warning means and does. It's hard not to want to hit him when he is like a little fly going back and forth and just annoying you and you just want to hit him, well I feel like that but with more hatred. Many things will happen at this event and I can guarantee you that I will be winning my match and that many big things may be going in and out of the tournament while everything happens. So, just remember the words that are coming out from the future man of wrestling. Interviewer: This has been great talking to you Chainsaw Masaca. Good luck in your match. Chainsaw Masaca: Luck, I dont need it. But thanks anyway. Chainsaw Masaca laughs and then opens the door and exits the staff room. He walks to his locker as the screen fades to a commercial break. |
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