Interviewer: Chainsaw Masaca, it is a pleasure to have you here with us tonight. On Thursday you will be going in the first ever UWA Team Member vs. Team Member Triple Threat Match. I will be asking you questions about your opponents and your match. Lets start with the first question. The president has booked you with this match against Copeland and Avenger. What do you think about this situation?

Chainsaw Masaca: Mate, I really dont care if he is...

Interviewer: Erm... you mean them?

Chainsaw Masca: No... He. I am only going to fight Avenger. I will not start on Copeland. As a team we have made a plan and we are not going to turn our backs on each other. We are a strong force and we are going to work together and we are going to walk out with the respect of the UWA on your shoulders and walk back in with the respect of the UWA on your shoulders.

Interviewer: Team work is number one to win. The next question is that by the sounds and words you say about Dark Avenger, it sounds like you hate the little fellow. Why do you hate him so much. Have you ever liked the kid. I mean, you were in a team with him.

Chainsaw Masaca: See here, Dark Avenger has the same problem as Cliff Knight. They talked shit and tried to get away with it. Dark Avenger, of course I liked him. I was even going to offer him a spot at beating me but he came out here and talked all this shit about me. I dont like people that talk a lot of shit about me. I would have respect for him but he just dont deserve it after what he did. He did seem like he had the talent but now I am just going to have to show him what he must have and see if he learns his lesson, after all, he also did talk shit about Chris Copeland to. But I did like him at one point and thought he can get things done but then I saw his other side and I knew he was not even worth it at all. He was like a one minute man until he decided to mess with me and made that big mistake.

Interviewer: Come Chainsaw Masaca, he is just like most other wrestlers. You dont have to go along and kill him now do you. Next question, what does training have to do with this.

Chainsaw Masaca: Training is just showing him what I am made of. I want him to see what he is going to be fearing until January 9th. I needed some training anyway since I just got out of a killing of a fight against CK. Anyway training doesn�t matter. Those guys were something and way more powerful than Dark Avenger. Training is what I like to do one my spare time. I can guarantee you that Dark Avenger will be in rehab for a very long time after we take care over him because we are going to damage every bone in his body until he begins to cry and scream for mercy. He may be like other guys but he is the one to tick me off the most and since he cant shut up I will make him. We will just have to wait with another surprise coming in this business and mayhem will spread.

Interviewer: Thanks to you Chainsaw Masaca, you are bringing UWA ratings up to the very top. You are a good wrestler and you make everything happen. You are making UWA bigger and badder. Next to this I can�t wait to see what you are going to bring us next. What do you plan on doing to Dark Avenger and what else do you have to say about him. I know this will be a good one to hear.

Chainsaw Masaca: I know I am good at bringing good stuff to many different federations. I am just the wrestler who wants to be big in every federation. I am big in this one now. My plans on Dark Avenger go to brutal. I plan on taking him down and making him bleed all the way and breaking every bone in his body. He will understand not to talk shit about my buddy or me. He made the wrong move and he is going to pay for it. He is stupid for going around and running his mouth about me. People need to realise that we are the good guys here. I go around and win and only talk shit if they talk shit about me. That is exactly what people are doing. Blaming me for everything when all I do is actually do everything for them. Damn bastards, they never get satisfied. I hope a lot of people are looking forward to seeing Dark Avenger loose because I want to prove to the world I am the one who is the good superstar here and not Avenger.

Interviewer: Chainsaw Masaca, you have came out here these last past week and you have came out here night after night and told us who you are and you are here to make and impact. My question for you is, do you plan on wrestling and becoming like your father or do you plan on just watching your fathers back and coming out with him and not getting any action?

Chainsaw Masaca: See mate, people like you do not think right before they talk. I am only 24 and you think I am going to waist my wrestling talent by following my father? Hell no, I am going to finish this tournament and then I am going to become a star. But first I gotta win this match. As I am sure you know, the loser is thrown out of the UWA. And I am not going. Copeland is not going. You do the math�

Chainsaw Masaca and his wife get up and shake hands with the interviewer and they walk out the door and head back to their locker room. Chainsaw Masaca opens his door and his wife points to the t.v where Dark Avenger is coming out to the ring and having his speech. Chainsaw Masaca and his wife sit down to watch as the screen fades.