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Chainsaw Masaca is shown in Cirencester, his hometown. He is walking through some backstreets with a smoke in his mouth. He wears black pants, with black boots, a blue sweater and black leather jacket and to top off the outfit a black cap. He walks into what looks to be a little store. Inside you see a boxing training complex. Chainsaw Masaca stomps his smoke out and walks up to the owner Shorty Mike and starts talking. Shorty Mike: What ya want? Chainsaw Masaca: Don't remember me Mike? Five years ago I walked in that door and asked you to train me and you shook your old man head. You said, I remember exactly what you said, you said "Son this isn't the place for some wanna be wrestler" and then you gave me that half assed smile you have and kicked me out. Shorty Mike: Chainsaw Masaca. "The Homicidal One" Chainsaw Masaca? Chainsaw Masaca: Damn straight. And now I have a huge match up coming up. I am fighting two other people in a triple-threat match. Shorty Mike: A triple-threat match? What are you a wrestler or somethin? Chainsaw Masaca: Yeah Mike I am. I wrestle for the UWA and I want you to train me. Whatya say Mike? Shorty Mike: What do I say? I say that your crazy or something. Thinking your all of that come strolling in here expect me to drop everything and take on your sorry ass and for what? Chainsaw Masaca throws down 500 pounds in notes. Chainsaw Masaca: There's plenty more where that came from. Shorty Mike: You got yourself a trainer kid. Let's get working. First go and get changed you bum. Chainsaw Masaca gets changed into a workout outfit. He has on his MASACA T- Shirt, black warm up pants and tape on his fists. Shorty Mike: Now first thing is first your gonna wanna concentrate on one at a time. Don't get ahead of yourself and make sure your dodging attacks as you attack. Now jump some rope. Chainsaw Masaca: Jump rope? You have got to be kidding me! I didn't pay 500 quid to jump rope! Shorty Mike: Your cocky. Good maybe, after you deflate that large head of yours we can get some work done. Now jump! Slowly Chainsaw Masaca jumps rope. The camera fades out and we see Chainsaw Masaca again drenched in sweat and still jumping Shorty Mike: Okay that's enough for today kid. Tommorow we start bright and early. Chainsaw Masaca: Ok, see ya later. Over the next few days Shorty Mike and Chainsaw Masaca trained and trained for the triple-threat match. We next see Chainsaw Masaca entering a UWA arena. Jimmy: Ok people we are now gonna here from Chainsaw Masaca on his upcoming triple-threat match with his current team members Copeland and the Dark Avenger. Chainsaw Masaca walks down the ramp with Suck It Up by (hed) planet earth blasting over the PA system. He performs his infamous poses on each corner of the squared circle and then graps the mic and speaks. Chainsaw Masaca: Now Dark Avenger. Our match should be one hell of a show. Ok I am still facing Copeland as well, but I like Copeland. I will not touch Copeland on the night. I will focus on you. I mean, we all know I'm more extreme, and that I am gonna win, but I gotta give you props. You two are pretty good wrestlers, I bet if I gave you some training, you could even pull off a few CM moves yourself, and no, I don't wanna go under your wing, you jackass. I know I am a better wrestler, and I don't want to even be acquaintances with you. Not anymore. I never liked you. NEVER!!! I am gonna beat the living hell out of you in the match. I am here to kick it off with a bang. I know I haven�t gone from newcomer to main eventer overnight, but I will reach that plateau someday. Oh no wait. I HAVE! I will show the world just how good I can be. On the night I will be at my very best. I am gonna take out all my anger I keep inside, all my frustration, all that stuff that is boiling deep down inside of me and take it out on you. All the time I have spent with you. I have hated you more and more. MORE and MORE! Now I always try to stay cool, calm and collected, like you said, but there are some things that hide below the surface. I have spent a while looking for the right company to come to and now I have found the UWA. So now I intend to stay in it. Dark Avenger, You Must GO! This company is good nay, its a great achievement. I hope to accomplish a lot here. But first I must take care of Dark Avenger. Now DA, ever since you found out you would be facing me you haven't had a lot to say. Are you scared Darky? Are you afraid that the "rookie" might beat you??? I think you are. You know that I am one of a kind, just like my music says. �Lets get ready to�. DESTROY! You know, that I will am major player here in UWA. I can tell, that you don't want to come face to face with a man like me. Whether you like it or not, you will stand in this ring, look across it and on the other side see me, waiting, turn to your right and you will see Copeland, waiting. I will be like a shark with blood in the water. It has been a while since I have been in a real match that wasn�t fixed. I mean I only lost to make the presidents happy. Just to make it even. You know� but I better not get the bosses made. Anyway, the whole time I was out of any federations, I was training. Training because I knew when I went somewhere they wouldn't remember the carnage I caused. Dark Avenger, it's triple-threat. Except is no threat on me. There is no threat on Copeland. All the threat is on you. So this right here, the ring I am standing in, this is NOT our battlefield� Chainsaw Masaca then went outside the ring, pulled the apron up and looked under it. He pulled out 3 tables and threw them in to the ring one by one, then got a trash can and 2 lids, and 2 steel folding chairs and threw them all in the ring as well. Then a stop sign, fire extinguisher followed steel steps. Then Chainsaw Masaca took out, and held up a 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire as the fans cheered and he threw it in the ring. Then took out two 20-foot ladders, tossed them in! After he got all of these weapons inside the ring he hopped back in, set up the 3 tables in separate spots in the ring, then set up the 20 foot ladder and climbed up, and sat on the top. Chainsaw Masaca: DA, THIS will be our battlefield. Steel chairs, tables, trash cans, ladders, barbed wire, fire extinguishers, all this to make you bleed. All of these extreme weapons, for the most extreme wrester, me!!! I will use these rules to my advantage. You will get the hell beaten out of you, and so will I. But you know what? I wouldn�t have it any other way!! Avenger, you might have been here longer, but that doesn't mean that you are better, because I am here to reach the top, and what better time than when I am at the top of my game!!! I am the Whole Fuckin Show and I am here to give these fans what they want, and that's ENTERTAINMENT!!! I entertain these fans more than any of you put together, because there is none better� Chainsaw Masaca exits the ring and meets Shorty Mike on the top of the ramp. Mike is nodding his head to the promo. Chainsaw Masaca goes to light a smoke� Shorty Mike: Idiot! Your training cut it down will ya. For crying out loud what do you think this is! Chainsaw Masaca: A god damn insane asylum. Shorty Mike: Ok, whatever� |
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