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| A Walk With Chainsaw Masaca | |
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Chainsaw Masaca is seen entering the building where Malice In he Palace will take place wearing his black wrestling gear. With his blue duffle bag over his left shoulder he is walking at a steady pace to his dressing room. As he reaches the dressing room he is ambushed by fans. There are three male fans all equipped with autograph books. One fan wearing a faded Chainsaw Masaca t-shirt begins to talk franticly; Fan: Yo Chainsaw.. dude! Can I have your autograph? I think you're totally awesome! Chainsaw Masaca: Wait, wait.. how did you guys get back here? Fan: That fat dude over there let us in! See that tub of lard rent-a-cop there? Chainsaw Masaca: That piece of crap! Well guys, I'll be nice and sign the things.. but you gotta leave as soon as I do! Got me? Fans: Yeah, o.k.. sure! Chainsaw Masaca grabs each address book one at a time and scribbles his name down on them. He sends the fans on their way out the door and continues down the hall. As he walks by there are various people and UWA staff preparing for tomorrow's event carrying lumber and lighting equipment. One worker carrying a long board doesn't notice Chainsaw Masaca walking and turns with the long board swinging it right over Chainsaw Masaca as he ducks the close impact. As the man turns to see what happened, he hits Chainsaw Masaca from behind with the board. Chainsaw Masaca yells; Chainsaw Masaca: WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM? Watch where you're going next time! dammit! (rubbing his head) Guy: I'm sorry Mr. Masaca. I didn't see ya until you ducked. It won't happen again! Chainsaw Masaca: You better pray it doesn't because if it does.. you're gonna be in that ring with me!! You dumb son of a... Guy: It wont.. it wont.. I'm sorry! Chainsaw Masaca: Now get outta here! The Guy scurries off as Chainsaw Masaca rubs the sore back of his head. He rolls his eyes and continues down the hall until he almost trips over the popcorn vendor backing out of a doorway. Chainsaw Masaca growls; Chainsaw Masaca: DAMMIT! Does anybody here look where the hell they're goin'?? Foreign vendor: Sowwy sowwy.. I sowwy. Chainsaw Masaca: Damn foreigners! Who let's them in? The vendor walks away with his popcorn machine and Chainsaw Masaca continues down what now seems to be the longest hallway in his life. As he walks by, he sees wrestlers of UWA preparing for tomorrow in the gym and sparing in the hall. He pushes through them and one of them gets angry; Wrestler: What the fuck is your problem? You think cause you're one of the main eventers that you can push us around? Chainsaw Masaca: Get back to your little sissy slap fight.. I gotta go. Wrestler: WHAT?! Nuh uh... you ain't just gonna talk to me like that! Come on, big tough Chainsaw Masaca let's see what you got! Chainsaw Masaca: Son, I ain't got time to let you prove your little marbles to your buddies. Now get the hell outta my face! Wrestler: NO, you little.. The wrestler shoves Chainsaw Masaca with all his might sending his bag flying off his shoulder. Chainsaw Masaca turns back and looks at the man with an evil glance and says; Chainsaw Masaca: You asked for it you stupid shit! Chainsaw Masaca grabs the man by his arm and swings him into the wall. The other wrestler tries to attack Chainsaw Masaca from behind but Chainsaw Masaca ducks the attempt and arm drags the man on to the cement floor. The first wrestler gets up and dives at Chainsaw Masaca trying to spear him and misses running into the wall. Chainsaw Masaca laughs and gets speared from behind by the other wrestler. Chainsaw Masaca is down as the two men kick and stomp him until Chainsaw Masaca grabs the man's leg and sweeps the other legs sending the man straight to the ground. The other man lifts his arm to hit Chainsaw Masaca but Chainsaw Masaca catches the arm and elbows the man in the chest. Security guards come from around the corner and grab Chainsaw Masaca's arms. One of the guards starts talking; Guard: So we meet again. You just can't stay outta trouble can ya boy? Chainsaw Masaca: What do ya mean son? We are having a friendly spat! Guard: Those guys are bruised and bleeding! Spat?! Chainsaw Masaca: Right guys?? RIGHT? Wrestlers: Yeah, spat sure. Guard: Well o.k.. but you better not let me see you again or else. Chainsaw Masaca: (Mumbling) Yeah whatever you fat twat. Guard: What was that?! Chainsaw Masaca: I said we were having a spat! You trash, now get outta here! Guard: Hmm.. we'll meet again Mr. Masaca.. oh we'll meet again! Chainsaw Masaca: Just shut up.. The security guard leaves and Chainsaw Masaca jumps at the men taunting them and they both jump back. Chainsaw Masaca laughs and continues down the longest hall in history trying to get to his dressing room. His swagger turns into a gallop as he speeds up his pace so he doesn't get interrupted again. Just as he passes the gym and can see his dressing room door in the distance.. a woman calls out to him; Woman: Hey CM.. You're looking good. Why don't you come on in my dressing room and "get ready"? Chainsaw Masaca turns around as he says� Chainsaw Masaca: Um, who are you? What are you some wacko? Woman: No, I'm you wife! And I like your style! So it's up to you. Chainsaw Masaca: Well, o.k.. whats up with you.. I'm gonna .. never mind that! Woman: Who said anything about sex? But since you asked.. I have condoms. Chainsaw Masaca: Huh? Erm� that's better! Chainsaw Masaca follows his wife into the dressing room and drops his bag. The scene shows the door slam shut. About ten minutes later Chainsaw Masaca walks out with a Koolaid smile� upon his mouth and without his duffle bag. He is walking as if his former hall way problems are forgotten. He continues down the hall until an official bumps into him and says; Official: Your match for tomorrow has been cancelled. Chainsaw Masaca: Huh, whaa? Official: You were going to fight at this time on this sheet..but now your not gonna fight at all... is this ok with you? Chainsaw Masaca: Do I have a fricken choice? Looks like you already made the decision. Either way, it's not like I care, it'll give me time to rest. The official bursts out laughing and it turns out to be Triple K. Triple K: Oh that was funny Chainsaw. Chainsaw Masaca: Yeah hilarious! Quit playing jokes K. Triple K: Yeah whatever... See you around. Triple K heads down the corridor shouting THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN! Chainsaw Masaca: (smiling and mumbling) Yeah it will rise up you ass with my boot. Chainsaw Masaca chuckles and shakes his head and keeps on walking down the hallway until he is greeted by non other than the interviewer and the goofy cameraman from the day before. Today he is wearing a blue blazer (no pun intended) and a cow patterned shirt. The camera man moves around for a good shot and he begins to speak; Interviewer: So here we are, the night before the fight. Many wrestlers is already here somewhere in the building and you have made it in time for the event as well. We are here with Chainsaw Masaca. Now Chainsaw Masaca the only question that arises is: Are you ready? Chainsaw Masaca: Look I'm not in the mood. We did this yesterday. Are you that slow and dim witted? I"M ALWAYS READY!! The interviewer is confused but goes on. Chainsaw Masaca: ...Now where is that punk.. you just said he was here! Interviewer: Save it for the match big boy. A few others are said to be here as well. Cliff Kinght, Drexxler may be..Avenger... Chainsaw Masaca: CLIFF IS HERE? See ya mate! Chainsaw Masaca doesn't even let the interviewer finish his interview before he takes off looking for CK. He runs into the main backstage area and finds nothing but other wrestlers getting ready for tomorrow. He is asking them as he runs by if they have seen CK. No one knows so far. Chainsaw Masaca enters a room filled with men wearing suits that appear to be in a meeting of some kind. Chainsaw Masaca lifts the table and looks under it knocking the papers and briefcases off. Chainsaw Masaca kicks the doors back open and leaves the room as the men are left in awe. Chainsaw Masaca continues running down the hall and walks into a ladies dressing area. The ladies scream as Chainsaw Masaca runs through the room almost over exaggerating the search now. The ladies are throwing make up and clothes at Chainsaw Masaca trying to get him to leave and Chainsaw Masaca runs by a mirror, stops. and backs up as he looks in the mirror he has a pair of panties on his head and blue powder all over him. He rests his hands on his knees and starts to think he's acting a little silly and composes himself. He stops searching for CK and he figures that he can be saved for the match. He now decides to bide his time and wait. As he leaves the ladies room and pinches a few butts on the way out he aims back toward his dressing room where the interviewer and the camera man are still waiting to do an interview. The interviewer approaches Chainsaw Masaca again and asks; Interviewer: Did you find them yet? Chainsaw Masaca: Nah, I'll wait until the time is right and then strike! But that damn Cliff is going to pay! He'll get his up and comings. Interviewer: Speaking of CK, he's going all out to beat you. he has done numerous interviews and random remarks. Rumors are he has raised his daily dosage of steriods just to say. "I Beat Chainsaw Masaca". Are you in anyway flattered or how do you feel about it? Chainsaw Masaca: I feel like I always do when some young punk tries to test his guts in the ring with me! I guess you can say it's a little flattering to have somebody after ya to make them selves better! I think the little guy has guts. He may even be a real champ some day cause he has heart. But for now, he's gonna be a notch on my locker cause it's gonna be HELL for him! Interviewer: So you are still determined to not only beat but destroy him? How do you think you will look after beating him. You being the under dog? Chainsaw Masaca: Erm� underdog. Interviewer: Yes underdog. Chainsaw Masaca: Yeah well think what you wanna think. Interviewer: And continue with the interview please CM. Chainsaw Masaca: Yeah whatever. Erm�to me, it's one of those situations that you can't win either way. If I lose, I lost to a champ. If I win, I just beat a champ. Ya see? I look bad either way so I'm just gonna do what I do best a tear ass in the ring! Interviewer: You make a good point. Now what are some strategies you may use to get the upper hand? Chainsaw Masaca: Same as always, my pure skill and hard knocks! (laughs) Interviewer: You have had two great victories since your debut here at the Ultimate Survivor tournament. What are your plans to get another? Or are you looking to get another? Chainsaw Masaca: You're damn straight I am. I think I'm going for the USII or the extreme again. Now wait. I am going to combine the two and really kick some ass! Interviewer: Well you do have a good point and it is nice to see a man who has a pure feeling for his wrestling! Chainsaw Masaca: It's always been a good feeling to have it, but if you really think about it.. it might not be worth it! Well, enough chit chat, I gotta a match to prepare for! Interviewer: It's been lovely to finally catch you in a good mood Chainsaw Masaca. Chainsaw Masaca: Who's not in a good mood when you just got some? Interviewer: I second that.. this is� Some screaming comes from the background Interviewer: �signing off with Chainsaw Masaca live from UWA news! Chainsaw Masaca: Yeah yeah, bye. I am gonna see what is going on. Then onto my dressing room to lifts some weights. No needles for me, eh Cliff! And with that Chainsaw Masaca leaves the interviewer and the cameraman to go into his dressing room FINALLY and lift some weights before his match tomorrow. He lays down on his personal bench as the scene fades. |
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