The One Spot for John Cena
Hello, my name is Jackie. I live in Massachusetts, John's
hometown/state!!! Although it is soooooo sad that I never met him
before. I will tell ya all about him and his title reign later. For
now I will tell ya a little about myself. I LOVE wrestling...when I
say love...I mean love...as that I would scream if something bad happened.
Well, then most of you would wonder, why am I doing John Cena instead of
WWE? Well, only because that would be too much to do, so I chose the
one and only, John Cena, my fave wrestler!!! So what can I say?
Let's start off, with easy information like his full name is John
Felix Anthony Cena. He is Italian, surprisingly, and he weighs 240 pounds.
He has 4 other brothers, second oldest of the group of 5. He also has a cuz many
people know of...Trademarc. They feature in the album
"You Can't See Me." He is a jersey/throwback collector, so he has like hundreds
of jerseys, but he always gives them away when he is on Raw. Now he has
his own personalized jersey to give away!!! Also, he loves low-riders!!!
He restores classic cars and turns them into low-riders. Good thing for me is that
his fave football team is the New England Patriots, basketball is
Boston Celtics, and baseball is the Boston Red Sox!!! He doesn't smoke, thank god.
he never went in a competition of freestyles before...too bad cause he would have
beat their ass. He loved wrestling since he was a kid, cause he used to
wrestle his brothers when he was little. He loved Stone-Cold, The Rock, and Hulk
Hogan when he was little. And he still does now! He also likes the Ultimate Warrior and Sting.
He prefers to watch Family Guy and American Idol, and play
Madden to relax. Okay, this is something I need to say!!! John
Cena is single, available, and easy!!! *~Screams~* Okay, now lets move onto
his wrestling career.
Hea we are, lets say one thing about his
dad though. John's dad was an announcer for Chaotic Wrestling, John
Fabulous. He began his career in OVW (Ohio Valley Wrestling.)
From there he entered WWF/WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment/World Wrestling
Entertainment.) Before he entered WWF/WWE he entered UPW (Univerisal Pro Wrestling.)
So at UPW, he became known as the Prototype. He would use the Protoplex for
his finishing move. He was a former Ohio Valley Wrestling Heayweight Champion
and Tag Team Champion with Rico Constantino. When he entered WWE, he
impressed the WWF scouts, so John signed a development deal with the company.
On June 27, 2002 on an edition of Smackdown, he answered Kurt Angle's challenge for his
televison debut. Resulting from that was a debut match against Kurt Angle.
During WWE, he then changed his finishing move to the F-U. A few weeks ealier
he made a finishing move, the STF-U. Well, at WrestleMania XX, John Cena
captured the United States Champion from the Big Show. After that, he lost it
thrice and won it thrice. Eventually he had a chance at the WWE champion
after he defeated Kurt Angle at No Way Out in 2005 for a title shot against
John "Bradshaw" Layfield. So, at WrestleMania XXI John
defeated JBL to capture the title. But, JBL wanted that title back, so John
had to retain thte title at Judgement Day 2005 in an "I quit" match. Eventually, it all leads to the 2005
draft lottery on June 6, 2005 edition of Raw, John was the first one to
be picked to Raw by Eric Bishoff. Since that happened, he had to retain his
title against Christian and Jericho at Vengeance 2005. Then again, he defeated
Jericho and eventually got him fired! I still can't believe that! Anyways,
soon afterward he got into a "thing" with Kurt Angle, the Olympic Gold Medalist.
He fought and fought at each Pay-per-view and retained the title until, New Years Revolution.
He won the Elimination Chamber but, it turns out that there was one more match for him that night.
And it turned out to be Mr. Money in the Bank, Edge...So then Edge defeated him that night for the WWE
Champion. And it took two vile spears to take John down. As a celebration, Edge has a
celebration of sex in the ring, until The Nature Boy interrupted him and soon later after the Nature
Boy got hit by the chair on the announcer table, John scared Edge out the ring leaving Lita
in the bed. But that didn't stop John from giving the F-U to Lita. 
January 23, 2006
Just 6 days from the Royal Rumble!!! So Edge starts off the show and insults Ric Flair. Soon he get to one insult on Cena and then The Time Is Now blares and he comes out to talk about a boy (Edge) and a hoe (Lita.) Each time one of them tried to interrupt him, John stopped them and tells them what is really gonna happen. Then they talk about the tag team match where they have to choose their partners and John ends the scene calling Lita a bitch again.
Edge then tries to get the Big Show but he apparently said Hell No!!! Since Edge couldn't win the title like a real man. So again, he tries to get Triple H but he only said "I'll think about it." So Edge and Lita thought it was a yes, but it turned out to be a no again and saying that he would win the Royal Rumble and the WWE Title. So, Edge got worrried until SOMEONE entered the locker room making him happy! Then Edge gets out to the ring...what did ya know...it turned out to be Chris Masters as his tag team partner!!! Then John comes out and he announces that his partner is none other than the Nature Boy!!! So Cena and Masters lock up and Cena is backed into a turnbuckle and he does the vertical suplex after getting out of the turnbuckle and tags Ric in. They lock up and Ric chops the hell out of Masters. Then he gets in the ring and does the sidehead lock. Eventually he kicks Edge off and does a few chops then Edge suplexed Ric on the floor. Masters pulls him on the ropes and suplexed him in. He pins and kicks out at 2. Masters tags Edge in and Edge takes a few chops and tags Masters back in. Then he does the suplex and pinned again only getting 2. So Masters does the bear hug on Ric...eventually Ric gets out and does a few chops and Masters does a suplex and tags Edge in. Edge jumps but misses!!! So Ric tries to tag John in and makes it! So Edge tags Masters in and John backbody drops Masters and takes on Edge and he does another backbreaker on Masters and F-U Edge out the ring, which stopped John's concentration as he got locked into the Masterlock!! Thank god! Ric Flair went in and saved John as John does the F-U! As Edge backs out the ring John finishes it off with a STF-U to Masters, making him tap out!!! John then points at Edge as Edge backs away...then it fads off...Until then...here comes the Royal Rumble!!!
The Royal Rumble
The time has come for John!!! He said that he would become the WWE champ once again! And guess who walked out the WWE champ? John Cena!!! Here's how it happened...John and the WWE champ entered the ring. Cuz, John kept getting Edge off guard, Edge kept rolling out the ring. Eventually, John got tired of it so he followed Edge out the ring. Sadly, Edge used Lita as a decoy to distract him, which apparently worked cuz Edge fit in a horrific spear to the steel pole. Well, out of all things to top it all of, Edge managed a baseball slide! Which sent John right into the crowd. Now it was obvious that Edge had the upperhand, so at one point he sent John up on the top turnbuckle. As Edge followed him, John pushed him off and attempted a frog splash! Well, guess what! He missed so Edge regained control of the situation once again. As the match nearly ended, John came back and hit Edge with everything he had! But just as he was gonna do the Five Knuckle Shuffle, Lita came in! So there it was Lita and sweet Johnny arguing...so Edge recovered. Then, Edge then charged John but he sidestepped the move, so Lita got the full effect! So, there it goes the F-U!!! But John felt that it wasn't enough, so he applied the STF-U. Since they were in middle of the ring, the R-rated superstar had no choice but to tap out, making John's 2nd reign. Now let's find out what happened on Raw the next day...
January 30, 2006
Here we go again! What is to expect after all, Edge became the former WWE champ in just 3 weeks! Isn't that disappointing? Anyways, everyone can predict that Edge wanted to use his rematch clause just then...well once again, just like everyone knew John, he never backs down or quits! So it was on. Once, John sent Edge out the ring right onto the announcer table, not breaking it though! Just as John came out the ring, Edge does a spear right to the barricade! No matter what Edge gave John, he kicked out of everything he had. As soon as John came back he hit him several times and hit the Five Knuckle Shuffle! This time with no interruptions since Lita seemed a little down. Just as John had Edge set up for the F-U, Edge reversed it and send John right into the ref! Well, since the ref was down, Edge hit a low blow on John and does a spear, well who could count, since the ref was out, so Lita came and grabbed the WWE belt as John recovered and set Edge up for the F-U! Well, guess what! Lita hits her own man with the belt, well unluckily, the ref was up and saw what happened! So it turns out that John lost the match but kept the title!!! *_* So as Edge was lying on the mat outside the ring, John was inside the ring looking cute/hot, confused...witht what happened...well...find out what happens next week on Raw!!!
February 6, 2006
February 16, 2006
March 18, 2006 March 20, 2006 March 27, 2006 March 28, 2006 April 1, 2006 April 2, 2006: Wrestlemania 22!!!! April 3, 2006 April 10, 2006 April 17, 2006 April 23, 2006 *~Jackie~* April 24, 2006 April 30, 2006: Backlash May 1, 2006 So the match begins and Triple H comes out first! Then all five of the Spirit Squad comes out!!! Finally, FINALLY! After a long long moment, The Time Is Now hits the PA System and OUT COMES THE ONE AND ONLY JOHN CENA!!! John's face was scarred!!! But no matter what, his inner looks showed through!!! Good thing...also he always tries his best no matter what!!! Get back to topic, Kenny tries to cheat, but John catches him and gives him some rights with a scoop slam after an elbow! John gives Kenny some more rights and a standing suplex! Then John throws him to the turnbuckle and attempts to charge him, but Kenny kicks John in the face. Then Kenny jumps up on the turnbuckle and attempts a splash, but out of pure strength, John catches him and hoists him up a tremendous F-U!!! Although, since Triple H was referee and makes the rules, he punches John in his weak spot...which was exactly where he hit the sledgehammer!!! NO!!!!!!! So Kenny throw John out the ring as the other Spirit Squad members attack him. Triple H acting slow purposely doesn't notice them hurting John with the steel steps until he finally turns and warns them. So they throw John in as he continues to warn them. Then finally Triple H noticed that Kenny was pinning John, but by then John kicks out before he even makes a 1 count! Hehe. So then they do something else and get another 2 count! John finally gets back and shoulderblocks Kenny as he runs to the ropes again, the Spirit Squad members trip John! Then they pull him outside the ring and throws him right into the steel steps! They throw him back in the ring as Kenny pins him for another 2 count. After hitting a move, Kenny pins John for another 2 count! Kenny then hits a neckbreaker and copies John's U CAN'T SEE ME! And then pins for another 2 count! John manages to get back...something happens...I can't understand what I wrote...But soon enough, the Spirit Squad gets mad and yells at Triple H for counting so slow as one of them steps inside the ring and gets Pedigreed!!! Triple H dares the others to get inside, but they wouldn't, so Triple H pulls off his referee shirt and throws it to the fans. He then departs up the ring, as Shawn comes out!!! So Shawn and Triple H meet eye to eye as the Spirit Squad beats John up except for the one who got Pedigreed! Then Kenny hits the leg drop and pins and Shawn counts up to 2, and stops since he found it unfair. Kenny then stands up and got annoyed as he faces Shawn and Shawn hits him with a Super Kick!!! Then the rest of the Spirit Squad gets in the ring as John gets up and John and Shawn enhiliates the other members. Then John hits a sideslam to Johnny and to top it off a 5 Knuckle Shuffle! Just as Johnny was standing up, Shawn hits the Super Kick on Johnny too! John looks at Shawn weirdly as Kenny finally gets back in the ring, as Shawn then allows John to hit the F-U!!!Shawn then finally counts the 1, 2, and 3 for John!!! Shawn raises John's hand up in victory as they were both pleased with the outcome!!! Shawn then gets out the ring and throws the WWE Championship belt to John. John catches it and smiles as he raises his belt after getting on the turnbuckle and puts it around his neck like a necklace! John then puts his "Wordlife" sign on the turnbuckle as he departs the ring, proud!!! May 8, 2006 May 15, 2006 May 22, 2006 May 29, 2006 June 5, 2006 June 8, 2006 June 12, 2006 June 13, 2006 June 19, 2006: Monday Night Raw June 20, 2006 June 21, 2006 June 22, 2006: Late Night with Conan O'Brien June 26, 2006: WWE Monday Night Raw July 3, 2006: Monday Night Raw
July 10, 2006: Monday Night Raw
Edge comes out as Maria annouces that the "former" WWE Champion as entered the ring with Lita. Edge then wonders why Lita hits him with the belt, but he doesn't even bother to let Lita explain, but he says that he shouldn't be called the "former". He called himself the "future" WWE Champion. Well Maria does what she has to do...but he reward? Her reward was an attack by the former Women's Champion Lita! So just as Poor Maria was readied up for a spear, the current and always will be true WWE Champion, John Cena, comes out and attacks Edge causing him to run! Ending there at one point, but that wasn't the entire night for them...
Later on, Edge runs into Vince and makes Lita "persuade" him to allow her to be special ref. Vince, very pleased with Edge's effort to become champ, didn't listen and created a mixed-match of Edge w/Lita vs The WWE Champion John Cena w/Maria!!!
Before, the match began, Maria dropped by John's locker-room. She talked non-stop about not being able to compete in the match with him. As John tried to interrupt Maria each time, she wouldn't let him, so he grabbed her and gave her a long kiss. Maria shocked but pleased. John then encourages her not to worry and told her not to worry. On the way out, he smacked her ass!!! *The following should only be read by female Chain Gang Soldiers!!!* From what I saw, he could really kiss!
Well, the moment has come for the mixed-match! The match began after several tournament matches for the main event at Wrestlemania and a diva's match. Edge w/Lita comes out first prepared. Next, John comes out with a very hyper Maria. John starts it off with Edge. John throws Edge to the turnbuckle several times, and tops it off with a vertical suplex. But Edge gets back in the league when John's shoulder misses and hits the steel pole. John finally gets out and kneels over as Edge walks over and makes Maria tag herself in. After, Edge hits an Impaler DDT to John as he slides John out the ring. Edge tags Lita in and calls a terrified Maria in. Poor Maria! All alone since the the Champ was outside the ring by the barricade. Then she finally gets in and get attacked by Lita. Lita chokes her on the ropes and then tries but misses Edge's spear! That was where John finally recovered and got back in the ring to save Maria. So John tags himself in and get in the ring where Edge grabs him as Lita tries the Litacanrana, but misses since John moves out the ring as Edge gets the move! Well, bad luck for them since Edge eventually gets in as John laughs at Lita and tries to hit a spear but once again misses hitting Lita! As John was in the corner by Maria, Maria grasps her moment and blind-tags herself in and pins Lita for the win. While Edge and Lita were surprised, John looked like he was going to like he was going to kiss Maria a second time for the win. Well, John decided to let everyone know who was going to be the special ref since he already asked him before the match knowing that he would win! And that person was.....The Hardcore Legend MICK FOLEY!!! So now, the ref for next weeks WWE Championship match, WWE Champ John Cena vs Edge is Mick Foley! So just to let everyone know next week it will be on a special Thursday Night Raw!
Okay lemme make this clear to everyone...John does NOT like Maria...it was only a storyline...Maria is dating someone else. So, don't get mad at John or Maria!!! Just calm down and take it slowly...Trust me on this...
Well, as you read earlier, there was suppose to be a special referee match with WWE Champ John Cena vs Edge and the special ref is Mick Foley. Well before the match began, Edge warned Mick Foley about attempting anything. Well anyways, here comes the match and Mick Foley comes out and then Edge. Last one out was John Cena, well unfortunate for John, he ccurrently just came back from India a few days ago!!! So, just as Mick Foley's back was turned, Lita tried to take the covering off but was caught so she was forced to tie it back up instead. Well, Mick Foley thought it wasn't enough so he sent Lita backstage! Then Edge then atttempted a pin but only getting a 2 count. Evidently, Edge went for another pin except using the top rope!!! Just as Mick was about to count 3, Mick turned to Edge and noticed the feet breaking the pin. Edge got soo mad that he shoved Mick, but Mick didn't disqualify him luckily. Instead, he pushes Edge right back. Well, since John was up by then, he attempted an F-U, but apparently, Edge reversed it to his DDT! Edge tries to hit a spear but misses hitting Mick. While Mick was knocked out Lita came back and gave Edge the belt as Edge smacks John right in the face with it. Well, apparently Mick wasn't wide awake, so he counted slowly, just enough to let John kick out in time! Just was Edge went for the flying bodypress. Well, Edge not so lucky that day, got caught by John as John threw him up for the F-U!!! That was really cool and cute coming from John!!! Anyways, John covers and get the victory, staying the WWE Champ!!! Well, as Edge got back up, Lita gave Mick a horrible low blow as Edge topped it off with a terrible spear!!! Well tune in next time to figure out what Mick Foley is gonna do!! Til then, ChainGangSoldier4lif3!!!
February 20, 2006
Okay, today John didn't make such a long appearance, but at least it was a cute one!!! Although Edge did challenge Hacksaw. He luckily won by Lita and challenged Mick Foley at WrestleMania. So he has a chance to accept next week on Raw! Anyways, the only time John was appeared was at the very end!! Which was after the triple threat match for the main event spot at WrestleMania!!! And the winner was Triple H. So as Triple H stood up The Time Is Now blares and out comes John with the WWE title in his hand. He gets in the ring as Triple H and John had a staredown, eye to eye. John slowly held his title up as the scene fades away.
February 27, 2006
Tonight is the night for the WWE champion!!! For he is getting an interview! John is so ready to eliminate Triple H. If you also want to see what he really says go and check out his REAL myspace account at www.myspace.com/johncenasspace. He's the real deal! If you want proof go and check out his home page at wwe.com. Anyways lets get back to the interview: *What I have written isn't exact! I skipped a lot of parts since I couldn't write it all in time!!! Sorri! -Jackie*
Coach: Ladies and gentlemen *keeps getting interrupted so he says it 2 more times* At this time allow me to introduce you to the WWE champion, John Cena!!!
*~The Time Is Now blasts as John comes out in his new tee saying, "Hustle. Loyalty. Respect.", a tee, and as usual a cap!!! John steps inside the ring...*
Coach: Cena, Cena, last week Triple H got the right to face you at WrestleMania. But he didn't get the chance to get you this week. *more stuff about Triple H that I couldn't write* You don't really think you have a chance do you? I mean, it's like taking candy from a...
*~John grabs the mic from Coach just as Triple H comes out!!!~*
Triple H: Coach, Coach go ahead and take a seat ovver there. I can handle the Champ, John Cena. John, before you answer Coach's question, I want you to think about it. Please! Please! Don't tell me that you were going to tell them that you were going to defeat me!
John: You gonna come out hea like that man? Look, I've been hea for 4 years. I walked out hea 4 weeks ago and survived to get a title shot against the King of Kings at WrestleMania! Unlike these people, I don't have your respect! Well, going into WrestleMania, I have something you don't...I have this!
*~John raises his belt as Triple H speaks up~*
Triple H: *I forget what he said!* Excuse me! Who's the big one pumping up in his Reeboks? *Explains a transistional Champion and who deserves the title* I know you're tough. I seen you take some bad ass-kicking, but you keep coming back up. Just like Rocky Bellboa. You got all this passion, pride in heart, and dedication, but you're not a good wrestler. Rocky Bellboa always finds a way to win, but you know what? This isn't the movies! This is real life! In real life, you can't beat the bad guy. *I didn't get the rest! Sorri! Although it was kind of bad there!*
John: *I didn't get exactly what he said here* Awww, man, you just won me 50 bucks! I knew Triple H were going to say that, fool! I heard that! I heard that from every person who stepped in this ring! What makes you any better than everybody else?
Triple H: I don't even have to answer that! You know it! The fact is looking into your eyes that scares the hell out of you!*That's all I remember although there was tons more. Hehe. Sorri!*You know. You know. You need facts!
John: You want facts! I am not the company's greatest athlete! You are 10 times world champion! Facts! You have beaten the most of every top superstars in this business! You can come out here like nothing! But, you think for one minute that makes me scared of you or afraid of you...well you got the facts twisted, homie! From that long line of superstars...there is not one name on that list....JOHN CENA!!! And that is a fact!!!
*~Just then Vince makes an announcement and inteferes on them telling them that they better get on the same page since they will be hosting Saturday night again! And they have a tag team match against Rey Mysterio, Randy Orton, and the WWE World Heavyweight Champion! It will begin on March 18 at 8 PM, on the channel NBC. Also the Hall of Fame will be on April 1 at 11 PM at USA Network~*
March 6, 2006
Tonight there is a major match for John. He has a rewind/rematch against the Big Show from WrestleMania 20!!! (The time John won the United States.) And guess what? He is gonna win! Duh...anyways...The Big Show comes out first! And out of the blue comes the WWE Champ John Cena! They lock up in the middle of the ring as the Big Show tosses him away like a toy! John gets up a little shocked and gives the Big Show some rights and runs right into a horrific big boot! And Big Show gives him a terrifying headbutt too! *_* Then the Big Show follows John to a turnbuckle and gives him one of his signature chops! The Big Show pushes John's neck up choking him and gives him another chop! Ouch! Then as John gets up the Big Show hits him in the back as John rolls to the corner as the Big Show chokes him with the help of the turnbuckle. He picks John up and throws him to the middle of the ring as he picks him up and gives John a forearm to the back! He then chokes John with the ropes as he picks him up and gives him another hit on the back! Then, the Big Show picks John up and gives him a scoop slam. Just as John sits up...the Big Show kicks John in the back! He picks John up as John finally comes back and gives the Big Show some rights and once again runs into a sideslam! *cries* Big Show pins John for a two count. *whew* John pulls himself up with the Big Show, but the Big Show picks John up right into a bear hug!!! John hits the Big Show's head with his two hands and gets back and gives the Big Show some rights but then again runs into a shoulderblock!!! *Come on!!!* Just as the Big Show runs right at John at the ropes, John throw the Big Show over the ropes sending him crashing outside the ring. Just great! Triple H comes out with a sledgehammer! A sledgehammer! Come on! Then the Big Show picks John up outside ring *There was a commercial break...* and John pushes him right into the steel pole. They get back in as John gets chopped by the Big Show! Great lets add a standing vertical suplex to it too! Then Big Show pins John for a 2 count, since John puts his foot on the ropes. Then the Big Show chops John making him fall to his knees and Big Show hits a vertical suplex and pins for a 2 count again! Then Big Show does a leg drop and gets another 2 count! John finally gets back and hits some rights as the Big Show all of a sudden kicks John and hits a powerslam!!! Just then Carlito and Masters come out and try to interfere but Kane comes out and stops them as John hits Big Show on the turnbuckle and hits a superplex! Yay! John then pins for a 2 count. Triple H then slowly moves down the ramp threatening John with the sledgehammer. Then Big Show clotheslines John and tries the chokeslam!!! *NO!!! Fuck NO!!!* But luckily John reverses the the chokeslam right into a DDT! John then gives the Big Show two shoulderblocks to the front and one to the back. Once again the Big Show attempts a chokeslam but John slips off and hits the Big Show in the midsection and hits the F-U! John pins for the victory! *Yay!!! Yipeee!!!* John raises his belt in victory as Triple H was impressed. At the end John wears the belt around his neck like always...but soo cute...Until next time...Later!!!
March 13, 2006
Tonight, the match at WrestleMania 22 will be official!!! John Cena will fight Triple H for the WWE championship at Wrestlemania! Yes! Anyways, Coach gets ready for the contract signing as he gets into the ring. Coach then makes an announcement and introduces Triple H to the ring as Triple H comes out formally. Then Coach introduces the WWE Champ John Cena! so John comes out the way he always does and sits in the chair facing Triple H as Triple H was laid back. So then Coach tells Triple H to sign the contract as Triple H says a lil about John's match the week before as the fans interrupt saying "Cena! Cena! Cena" But then again Triple H didn't care. Then they both eventually sign the contract as Triple H tells him about how he always takes out a sledgehammer and beats the crap out of them. John smiles and laughs as he tells him to try it. John then goes into a smirk. They stand up staring at each other from across and all of a sudden Big Show and Kane interrupt! While they were coming out Triple H flips over the table and pulls out a sledgehammer and John continues looking back and forth not wanting to get hit by the hammer. Just then interrupting the Big Show and Kane were Chris Masters and Carlito!!! So then Vince turns up on the screen and makes an announcement saying that they will have a match of Triple H w/Chris Masters and Carlito vs. WWE Champ John Cena w/Big Shop and Kane. So then the scene fades away.
Moments later, Carlito comes out with Chris Masters first. Then Triple H comes out! Then Big Show and Kane comes out! Finally, John Cena comes out! Last! We always save the best for last!!! Hehe. Carlito and Big Show starts it off. Big Show throw Carlito away and hits 2 of his famous chops. He then headbutts Carlito and chops again as John and Kane move away from him. Then Big Show tags Kane in as Kane throws Carlito into the ropes and big boots him. Then Kane hits Carlito's head onto the turnbuckle. He then throws Carlito into the turnbuckle and hits a clothesline. As he hits a sideslam after the clothesline. As Chris comes in and gets uppercutted by Kane. So then Carlito finally manages to tag Triple H in as Kane backs up and John blindtags himself in!!!John grins as he dares Triple H, but Triple H was soo mean and tags Carlito back in. So then John shoulderblocks Carlito and throws Carlito into the ropes hitting a back body drop. Then Chris comes in as John does a belly to belly suplex. John then dares Triple H to come in but unprepared Chris hits John in the back as stomps John several times as Carlito hits a vertical suplex on Johnny Boy!!! Then Carlito hits John in the back twice and hits a standing suplex. Just as John was trying to get away Carlito pulled him away and hits John in the back with his elbow. Carlito continues to keep him away as he stomps on him and punches him and pins for a 2 count. Then finally John is back and hits Carlito with some rights as Carlito gets back in control and knees John in the stomach and goes for a two count. Carlito punches John and throws him to the turnbuckele and attempts a move but misses since John jumps and tags Big Show in!!! Big Show clotheslines him twice and does a headbutt to Triple H. Then he does a powerslam to Carlito and Chris saves him but Kane hits a flying clothesline onto him. So then Big Show does a scoop slam to Triple H as is set right into a double chokeslam! But then again Carlito and Chris' cheap ways hits Big Show and Kane with steel chairs making the DQ. So then Carlito and Chris Masters runs away with Big Show and Kane following him. So that leaves John in the ring and Triple H outside the ring as Triple H realizes it's only them in the ring now. So John calls him in telling him that he wants him right here and right now. So Triple H gets onto the apron as John gets closer to him since he wasn't getting in. Just as John turns around my supposedly now second fave Randy Orton hits the RKO on John Cena!!!! So then Triple H gets inside the ring and chases Randy off. So then Randy runs and disappears from view as Triple H grins as the scene fades off with the ending of Raw...Tune into Saturday Night Main Event!! Also at 12:05 Am in the morning of Wednesday 15, 2006, John Cena will be featured on Jimmy Kimmel Live!!! So stick around!!! I'll see if I can watch it and tell ya what happens!!! Sorry. I missed it...by accident! I woke up 2 hours late, so I missed it!!!
Saturday Night's Main Event is finally back!!! It turns out to start with the handi-cap match right away! Out comes Triple H and then Triple H's partner...the WWE Champion John Cena comes out!!! Afterward Kurt Angle comes out! Next is Rey and to top it off, the Legend Killer Randy Orton!!! John starts it off with Randy, as John dominants for a while. Then Randy pokes John in the key, but that apparently didn't work. So, as John reverses a throw, Randy tags Kurt in as John gives Randy a hip-toss. Then Kurt comes in and gives John a suplex and several other moves I couldn't record in time. Then John tags Triple H in as Kurt continues to dominant. Kurt then tags Rey in as Rey also dominants Triple H. Triple H finally tags John in as John dominants Rey for a while, until Triple H comes in and destroys everything., So then, Rey gets John up for the 619, but Triple H saves him and during the commercials, Rey gets thrown out the ring as tells John to make a cheap shot, but John refuses so Triple H gets back in and warns John as he continues to damage Rey. Then Triple H tells John one more time to make a cheap shot, but John refuses again! Then Rey eventually gets back at Triple H as the ref counts. Then Rey tags Randy as John gets tagged in. John shoulder blocks Randy and Randy pushes John into Kurt making him fall. Then, John does a sideslam to Randy and goes for the Five Knuckle Shuffle! After that, John hoists Randy up for an F-U!!! Just as John finished the F-U, John's own partner double-crossed him and does the Pedigree! Then he makes Randy pin. Luckily, Rey stops the count and apparently fell victim to a Pedigree too. So then Kurt clotheslines Triple H out the ring as Randy RKO's Kurt. Then Randy goes for an RKO on John, but John reverses into a pin, picking up the victory. John then stands up proud but mad. As Randy was shocked and Triple H was fustrated! Well, that concludes Saturday Night!!! *Sorry, I was sick so I couldn't update*
After what happened on Saturday Night, I get the feeling John is gonna get a lil payback! So lets find out! Right at the beginning Vince says that Shawn will be facing HHH but John didn't like that and interrupts Vince as Vince gets mad! But then Shane gave John 2 options, to take it the hard way or the easy way! But John stays and gets what he wants. He ends up in a tag team match with HBK! So it turns out to be Shawn with John vs HHH with Shane!!!
Several moments later, HHH comes out first. Then Shane comes out! Next comes the one and only WWE Champion John Cena!!! Last is Shawn Michaels! The Heart Break Kid!!! Shawn scares Shane off as the security pulls him back. John gets in the ring with Triple H as John sees Shane and smacks Shane since he was attempting a cheapshot. So then the match starts! But then Vince stops the match and DQ's John for making such a move, so he kicks John out saying that he better not interfere before he goes through hell and might even strip John of his title! So John gets out the ring slowly and glares at Vince. So then he leaves the ring. Vince then declares the match a handi-cap match!!! So then they cheaply hurt Shawn before getting him in the ring. So then the match starts without John. Just as the ending was coming, John runs back in and attacks Shane from the top turnbuckle. So John saves HBK as Shane, HHH, and Vince head up the ramp while John and Shawn take out the security easily! Then John and Shawn did a Super Kick and an F-U on the security. Then Vince makes an announcement saying that John will be going through hell alright! Because the match is against the one and only chairman himself! So tune into next week to find out how the match goes! WWE Champion John Cena vs WWE Chairman Vince Mcmahon!!!
Yes! Yes! Vince's ass is going down!!! He's gonna wish he never done that! Anyways, he also created this match of Shawn Michaels vs. Triple H!!! So the match starts and Shawn has the advantage, just then Vince comes out! What an asshole! Trying to destroy Shawn, apparently it works! Since, Shawn tries to get back! He does! Hurts Vince, too! But then Triple H hits the Pedigree on Shawn!!! No!!! So, Triple H tells Vince to get in as Triple H gets a sledgehammer! Well, just then, John interrupts and saves Shawn once again! He dares Triple H with the sledgehammer as Triple H drops it over the top rope. Well, so John and Triple H exchanges rights as Triple H gets punched right over the top rope! It then fades off there. Then, during commericials, Vince announces that Triple H will be by his side as Shawn could be by John's side.
Okay! The match begins as Triple H comes out!!! Then Vince struts on down. Then Shawn comes out saving the best for last! So the WWE Champion comes out as Vince wants Shawn and Triple H hand-cuffed to the ropes! Come on! So Vince and John finally lockup! They break away as the fans chant "Cena! Cena! Cena!" They lock up again as they once again break up! Then again, they lock up and Vince gets John into a sidehead lock! But John breaks out and throws Vince down, as Vince was shocked. Vince slaps, John as John grins and shakes his head. Then they lock up again. John overspowers Vince as Vince kneeds John and hits a lowblow, getting himself DQ! So there's always a trick! So, Vince unlocks Triple H as Triple H gets a sledgehammer! What the fuck?! Then Triple H does the unexpected! He smashes the sledgehammer to John's head! Shawn tries to get the key, but fails, as Triple H hits Shawn in the chest with the sledgehammer and Vince hits Shawn with a chairshot! The ref doesn't even do a single thing! Come on! So it fades off with Shawn still hand-cuffed and bleeding with John over him since John pulls himself over there. So, John's head is on the ropes bleeding on top of Shawn!!! The two of them! Wow! Just before WrestleMania 22!!! Vince and Triple H stand over them as the night ends! Also, on Tuesday, March 28, 2006! The WWE Champion John Cena will be on Nashville Star as a special-guest judge!!! Stay tuned!!!
Sorry about the late update!!! Tonight, John turned up okay for Nashville Star. He was a special judge...it turns out that John watched Nashville Star for like 2 weeks now! Wow. I never knew that until now. He liked some of the people except one, Nicole...something. I forget. Anyways, John didn't really do anything...so...on Saturday, John will be inducting William Perry! Stay tuned!
The night for the 2006 Hall of Fame has arrived!!! Although, I'm not sure about what I saw...I thought I saw John in an actual suit. I only saw a lil bit of him. They skipped everyone's induction except...Mean Gene Okerlund!, Eddie Guerrero (Latino Heat 4ever!!!), and Bret Hart! So I don't know what happened during William "The Refridgerator" Perry's induction. I'll try to find out! So stick around for the update on this!!! Also, those who did see the induction ceremony...I want to let you know that I couldn't help but shed some tears for our beloved Eddie Guerrero. They made the best speech all night. I couldn't help but cry...
Okay, Wrestlemania is finally hea!!! I didn't watch it because my parents still don't approve of me watching wrestling at ALL! So I got as much information about the match as I could...Anyways,
Wrestlemania has ended! Tonight, John starts off the show! John steps into the ring with his belt as he hears a mixture of fans! He makes and announcement...one of the sentences was...The Champ Is Still Hea!!! Then some people start chanting "Cena sucks!!!" *sacarcastically* Yeah, right! Anyways, Triple H interrupts John as John takes off his hat as they meet eye to eye. Then John puts hat back on as Triple H extends his hand, waiting for John to take it. John switches shoulders with his belt as John looks at him for a long time and nods his head. John actually reaches for Triple H hand! All the while, Triple H takes his fucking hand away! Anyways, Triple H admits that he tapped out to John! But he claims that he made the same mistake everyone made...they underestimated him!!! Damn right they did! Anyways, he even also said that John has something that he owns. And that was he WWE championship. And Triple H said "It will never happen again!" Then Triple H wants another shot!!! But then Edge comes out and interrupts them! Edge tells him that he lost and that he's going to the back of the line! Soon enough, Edge brags about defeating Mick Foley. So, Triple H says something and then Edge, etc. One time, John looks at them and tries to say something, but Edge says something instead. Then Triple H and then Edge again and then Triple H again! Finally, John gets to say something!!! John sees how angry they are at each other and brings up a match. He suggests Triple H versus Edge for the WWE Championship shot!!! But Edge declines and says something about bling bling...and suggests Edge with Triple H versus John! So then John's like "Did you just say "bling bling?" I should kick your ass for that..." That was hilarious!!! Then Triple H is like you should beat his ass for that and he agrees with Edge's match though. Edge was soooo cruel after that! He's like "You shouldn't let your Chain Gang down, although there aren't too many left!" I was so hurt even though it's starting to come true!!! So John says that maybe he should leave since he's champion, but since he's a son of a bitch (Yes! I know! He called himself a son of a bitch?!) But he is one tough son of a bitch! Then John says "If they want to see me get my ass kicked, the so be it!" John then accepts the match and calld them bitches as he leaves the ring. I know John will win! He will!
Anyways, Edge comes out after Edge and Triple H had a talk! Then Triple H comes out! The best for last, as always...John comes out. He takes off his hat and shirt as he hands the belt to the ref. Triple H sits on the turnbuckle. The ref rings the bell as John and Edge lock up. John puts the waistlock on Edge as the end up near the turnbuckle. Edge hits John in the back as they meet eye to eye. John then hits Edge as Edge throws John to the ropes and Lita trips John. John falls as Edge hits John and he falls to the bottom rope. Edge picks John up and hits him to the top ropes, as John gets back and throws Edge out the ring. Triple H steps down for John as Edge hits John in the back! Edge hits John's face as John tries an F-U but Edge hits an COD Concussion. Edge pins for a 2 count. Then Edge punches John as John hits a side-effect...I think...So they are both down as John gets up and they all get up slowly and Triple H steps down and John faces Triple H challenging him. But John realizes what they were doing and moves out of the way as Triple H takes a fatal spear! Then John clotheslines Edge twice and does a back body drop. He hits Edge to the turnbuckle. Then Triple H is back and throws John out of the way as he destroys Edge. John laughs and looks shocked at Triple H and Edge. John then attempts the 5 Knuckle Shuffle!!! But Triple H sees his chance and hits the Pedigree and makes the pin!!! What the fuck?! John holds his head glaring at Triple H as Triple H heads up the ramp. Edge was also fustrated at he stands up looking at Triple H.
Okay...Edge starts off the show talking about Backlash! Since, John's opponents for the WWE Championship is Edge and Triple H himself! So Edge is like The Champ is Hea! Then John comes out! John then says the actual Champ is Hea!!! Well, as John comes out...he heard more fans in Millwuakee, Michigan! So, just as Edge was bragging that he was the most watched champion in 5 years. John comes out and explains why he is the most watched! Frist week, they wanted to know...who took the title from John Cena?! Second week, They wanted to see Edge get his ass kicked by John Cena! So then Triple H comes out! Since John said he wouldn't turn "heel" or "evil" just like Triple H and come up with a "stupid" name like "The King of Kings." Hehe. Triple H said something..but I forget...Anyways...Triple H says that Vince called him about tonight's Main Event. So, the Main Event was Edge "The Rated R Superstar" vs Triple H with John Cena!!! So Edge finds it crap as he exits the ring. So just as John was half-way through leaving the ring, Triple H taps John on the shoulder as Triple H extends his hand one more time. John nods his head as he steps back in the ring and steps up to Triple H...and hits him across the face! John then slides down and grabs his belt and leaves.
So, Triple H comes out first! Then John and finally Edge! But Triple H and John still don't trust each other as Lita was angry outside the ring. So while John and Triple H were arguing, Edge takes a cheap shot on John as he punches and kicks and punches John!!! Then Edge elbows John in the back as he pins John for a 2 count. Then, Edge throws John to the ropes as John elbows Edge and does a belly to belly suplex and pins for a two count. Then Edge pokes John in the eye as they were outside the ring and punches John in the back. Edge rolls John back in and gets another 2 count. Then, Edge hits John's head to the turnbuckle. Then, Edge attemps to throw John into the turnbuckle, but it backfires as John throws Edge twice into the turnbuckle and hits a fisherman suplex. Then Triple H blindtags himself in as he soon gets distracted by Lita and Edge gets the advantage there. So John tries to get Triple H to tag him! Edge continues to beat Triple H and gets a 2 count. John urges Triple H for a tag as Triple H finally tags him! So John clotheslines Edge twice and hits a sideslam! THen John does the 5 Knuckle Shuffle! Soon enough John does his hand sign, Wordlife "\mm/". Then John attempts an F-U, but Triple H pulls him off and hits a Pedigree! John, not forgetting what he did last week...hits an F-U on him!!! And to win the match...John hits an STF-U on Edge!!!! John grins as he takes his belt and rises it proudly as Triple H was outside the ring angry! Well tune in next week!
So, it starts off with Vince getting his ass kicked by Shawn Michaels. So, anyways while he was backstage, he met the one and only Triple H!!! So, Vince gets really really mad, since Triple H called him an old man and announced that he loves handi-capped matches...so he then creates Triple H vs. the WWE Champion John Cena with the Rated R Superstar Edge!!!
So just before the match, Triple H and Edge met up. So, Edge tells him that he could pin him 1, 2, and 3, but Triple H is like do you think John Cena would let you? I mean after he double-crossed me. Do you think he wouldn't double-cross you? So then Triple H leaves Edge, thinking...
So anyways, the match begins and Edge comes out first with Lita! Surprisingly, Triple H comes out next! And then the best for last...like always...the WWE Champion John Cena comes out!!! So while Edge and John were looking at each other, John recieves another week of cheap shots...only this time by Triple H!!! What the fuck?! Messed up, dude! Messed up! You made a bad decision there! So, while Triple H throws John to the turnbuckle at one point...John reverses it doing one of his signature moves...two throws to the turnbuckle and to top it off a fisherman suplex! John then pins Triple H for a two count. Triple H eventually comes back and hits some suplexes and several other moves. John once again manages to get through and attempts a 5 Knuckle Shuffle! But Triple H on the lucky side gets up in time and hits a spinebuster!!! No!!! So John falls to the corner of the ring, where Edge blind-tags himself and then Edge punches John outside the ring. So Edge turns around and gets beat up by Triple H after meeting eye to eye. Edge finally, FINALLY, getting back, but bad news for him...John was up and ready to go by then. So John gets inside the ring and attacks Edge. Just as John turns around, Triple H attempts a Pedigree, but John reverses it right into his F-U! Bad enough for John, Triple H reverses it again! And pushes John right into the referee and Edge knocking the ref out and leaving Edge and John on opposite ends. So then Triple H gets an idea...and gets outside the ring and pulls out his special secret weapon...the sledgehammer...So, Triple H gets back inside the ring, with Edge and John getting up at different rates. So, it turns out John was faster! So he gets a headshot by the sledgehammer by Triple H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! So John falls down as Edge gets up and spears Triple H. The ref still slightly up now counts the 1, 2, 3 just as Edge says! So then Edge heads up the ramp as Triple H leans on the ropes fustrated. The ref then crawls over to John and looks at him as John lies there unconscious...dammit! That should not have happened!!!! Well, that concludes Raw...Stick around!
Today was John's birthday! He is officially 29 now! So if you didn't wish him a happy birthday yet...feel free to wish a belated happy birthday on his myspace or even email him!!! Good luck with that! And...HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN CENA!!!
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Just six more days from Backlash!!! Can you believe it! I can't! Anyways...Edge starts off the show explaining how he could win the triple threat match, since he pinned both John Cena and Triple H. But then again, Triple H comes out and talks about Edge, himself! Soon enough, the WWE Champion John Cena comes out! So Triple H and John Cena gets into a fight as Edge retreats up the ramp. Just as John got the upper hand, Triple H slides out the ring as THE SPIRIT SQUAD COMES OUT!!! They had an announcement from Vince McMahon...which is never a good thing...anyways...again...They announced that it will be the WWE Champion John Cena, Triple H, and Edge will be going against the FIVE Spirit Squad in a fucking cheer!!! It was so maddening since they used John's U CAN'T SEE ME in their cheer! Anyways...John, Triple H, and Edge were looking very frustrated as the scene fades off.
Well, it gets the point where John Cena was backstage getting ready!!! He was putting his on wristbands and cap! Cute! Hehe. Anyways...I keep getting off-topic...Edge comes in, interrupting our beloved John...and tells him the consequences if they turn their backs on each other. Then John insults and warns Edge about playng the slick way, like a snake...So, then Edge leaves and talks to Lita outside the locker-rooms. It turns out that Lita goes to talk to Triple H. Lita tells Triple H he wants all of them working together. But it was very funny at the end, when Triple H asks Lita for advice about handling 5 men at once, since she was "good" at that...hehe...
Also, I forget to tell you...that John got a haircut!!! Hehe. I notice things like that...so the Spirit Squad comes out first. Next, Edge comes out, introducing the team...then Triple H!!! Last but not least...John Cena!!! All three of them were in the ring facing the Spirit Squad. Suddenly, the Spirit Squad shows their introduction...while, John had his hands on his hips...cute...hehe...then the three of them were really really annoyed so they attacked the Spirit Squad as they fell outside the ring. It was then that Triple H and someone in the spirit squad..I can't tell them apart...and I couldn't read the name...started the match! Soon enough, Triple H tags in Edge. John sticks far away from the turnbuckle as the Spirit Squad pins Edge for a two count. Edge then tags Triple H with a punch-like hit. John switches places at the turnbuckle reluctantly. Kenny broke the three count on someone as Triple H pins him. Just then, John finally, FINALLY tags himself in! Just as they were facing each other, more likely glaring, a member of the spirit squad attempts a cheap shot, but both John and Triple H elbow him...hehe...that was good teamwork! John then hits his signature move and pushes him to the turnbuckle and hits the 10 punches. I'm apparently confused with what I wrote...since it says, John gets pinned with a two count. Anyways...they throw John outside the ring, as the rest of the Spirit Squad attacks John, while Edge and Triple H stood there idle. So they get him back inside the ring and hits a two count again. They managed a scoop slam and teamwork moonsault for a two count again! Then they tried a knee drop to John's forehead! But luckily, they managed another 2 count. Just then they get the headlock on John. John, slowly gets up, and elbows one of them badly for he just flew out. Then John punches him and runs to the ropes, as one of the Spirit Squad kicks John in the back. John turns around and punches him off the ropes. Then John turns around, facing a huge elbow to his face! They once again pins for a two count. John then gets back up and punches them, but being unfair they poke John in the eye! Then they hit their head on his chest as they tagged someone else in. John finally gets back and punches them all! He slowly climbs to his partners as Triple H tags himself in. So Triple H gets in as John climbs out and sits on the side. Then the Spirit Squad and their medieval ways, all ganged up on Triple H as John forces himself to go and save John. Then in the end, Triple H and John both hit their Pedigree and F-U at the same time!!! They look each other in the eye as they suddenly start punching each other! Edge and Lita departs the ring and stand by and watches as John and Triple H continue to kill each other!!!
To find out more about Backlash, go to Backlash.WWE.com
Sorry, I've been very busy, So I won't be able to update for the PPV's anymore...so just tune in on Monday to find out the result! I'll let you know when I could resume updating PPV's! Thanks! *~Jackie~*
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So, who was the one that walked out the WWE Champion?! Was it the best of the best, John Cena? Well, lets find out by reading onward!!! At the beginning, even before the Raw theme song, Vince shows up announcing that he and his son, Shane McMahon defeated Shawn Michaels! So he decided that he was going to take a break and the temporary general managers for the day was the Spirit Squad!!! What the fuck?! So then they announced several announcements including that there will be a WWE Championship match! It was Kenny vs the WWE Champion John Cena! Which obviously meant...John retained the title at Backlash!!! Yeah!!!
Soon enough, Triple H goes up to Vince's office and interrupts his relaxtion day! He wanted to get another shot at the WWE Championship! But Vince wouldn't give it to him, instead he made him the special referee for the WWE Championship match!!!
Well, guess who kicked off Raw!!! The Game, Triple H!!! Triple H claims that he still wants the WWE Championship, so he calls out the WWE Champion...John Cena!!! But John doesn't come out...until...Triple H calls John out once more. Finally, John comes out with his belt! And just as Triple H had wanted...John says he had two options...to decline the challenge and leave or to take him on right here right now! Being John Cena...John took option 2...take him on for the WWE Championship right here right now!!! Who else could spoil the fun that was going to happen at the beginning of the show...but guess what...it was the one and only WWE Chairman...Mr. Vince McMahon!!! So John picks up his belt and mic once more as Triple H picks up his mic also. So, Vince says that Triple H will get a title shot...in the future...which sounded like a really bad thing...then Mr. McMahon gave Triple H the rest of the day off. Mr. McMahon then tells him to leave the ring...leaving John Cena and Mr. McMahon left in the ring...Mr. McMahon announces that John will be in action tonight! Mr. McMahon said that he saw John and Shawn working together last night against the Spirit Squad!!! So Mr. McMahon announces the main event just then...WWE Champion John Cena with Shawn Michaels vs the WWE Tag Team Champion Spirit Squad!!! So Mr. McMahon tells John to leave him in peace for the next match. But John in returns says..."Well, then you can do me the favor by kissing my..." At that moment, Mr. McMahon tells the people to cut his mic as John looks at his mic confused and slowly leaves the ring...As Mr. McMahon announces the next match...RVD vs Shelton Benjamin vs Charlie Haas vs Chris Masters! So John and RVD meet up at the ramp, as John hold his belt up and RVD holds the briefcase. They stay like that for a while...before RVD heads to the ring and John heads back up the ramp.
So finally the match began...and The Spirit Squad comes out first!!! They did a cheer before Shawn Michaels came out! Shawn didn't get in the ring for the Spirit Squad was taking up a lot of the ropes...so after a super long moment...John Cena comes out!!! They slide in the ring as the Spirit Squad slides out afraid. So Kenny and Shawn start off the match...Kenny yells at Shawn for costing him the match as they hit each other...then Shawn manages to get Kenny by John as Shawn makes the tag...just then Kenny ran out to tag someone else...so he gets inside the ring and confuses John for a 1 count. John slowly gets up as he clotheslines everyone but Kenny. Then he throws Kenny in the ring as Shawn gets inside the ring. John and Shawn use team work to throw Kenny out the ring to the members already outside the ring. It then fades off into commercials. It comes back with Shawn tagging John inside the ring as John clotheslines all the members and hits a shoulderblock. John the manages to squeeze in a sideslam and hits the famous 5 KNUCKLE SHUFFLE!!! John then uses his taunts of Wordlife! John the picks him up for the F-U!!! But then again it was too good to be true for the other members of the Spirit Squad quickly rushes in and stops it! So one of the members hit heel spinning kick on John after following up with a poke to the eye as John turns around. They kick him several times along with in the head. Then they kneed him and punch him in the face, flipping him outside the ring!!! While the ref was distracted, the other members of the Spirit Squad set John up for a clothesline from the trampoline! So they roll John back inside the ring as they count John for a 2 count! They kick and punch John in their corner as they pin for a 2 count once more! They did a move and pinned John for another 2 count! John slowly regains it and misses a tremendous splash!!! They drag him and tag another person as they punches John. Then it became a two count to John once more! John finally regains it as he punches him once and misses the second punch right into a Sleeper's Hold! So John tries to make a tag since he was only two inches away, but they got lucky and pulls John away!!! So they punch him, and hits a knee grind to his face!!! Then they pin John for a 2 count! They put John into a tight side headlock as jhon slowly gets up! John punches him in the chest and goes to the ropes and gets a kick! They all cheapshot him as they hit a double team vertical suplex! They pin for another 2 count! Thank god! So They hit a head for a two count to John again! Then they scoopslam John and heads up the ropes for a moonsault!!! He jumps and misses!!! Yes! So he crawls to Shawn and makes the tag!!! Shawn then punches everyone and throws Kenny out the ring. Shawn hits a flying forearm as Kenny throws John into the steel steps! He's not offical! That's fucking messed up!! Anyways...everything happened so fast....that before you knew it...Kenny pins Shawn for the 3 count!!! OMG!!! So then they crowd around Shawn and hit them with the WWE Tag Team belts!!! *sniffle* Why them? So soon enough, John gets up in and time and TRIES to save SHAWN MICHAELS!!! But as John finally took them all out, Triple H was already in his face and hits a tremendous cheap Pedigree!!! Damn these people! Why does the world have to be so cruel?! So Triple H heads back up the ramp slowly as John tries to get up along with Shawn, trying to get up...it then fades off....what a great way to end Raw! John never deserved this shit! God...John loses the match and gets Pedigree'd!!! WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE...WELL ANYWAYS!!! TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO SEE WHAT JOHN DOES FOR REVENGE...ALONG WITH SHAWN MICHAELS!!! LOVE YALL, JACKIE, CHAINGANGSOLDIER4LIF3!!! HUSTLE. LOYALTY. RESPECT. -JOHN CENA!!!
Well, on Tuesday, May 9, 2006, Vince McMahon made a special announcement saying that Triple H will face John Cena on Monday for the WWE Championship! This match will end up kicking off Raw! So, John Cena will face Triple H for the 3rd time and set him into his right mind!!!
Finally! Raw kicks off as Triple H comes out! So Lillian announces John to come out, but the one and only WWE Chairman Vince McMahon comes out! He announces that there are going to be changes in the match...since RVD teams up with John Cena while Chris Masters and Shelton Benjamin teams up with Triple H!!! Vince called it the first ever 3 on 2 Texan tornado match for either the WWE Champion or Intercontinental Champion!!! So then the WWE Champion John Cena comes out and immediately attacks Triple H with punches. While John got the upperhand Chris Masters and Shelton Benjamin comes out and punches John in the back! Finally, RVD comes out and tries to save John, but Triple H already had the advantage! So, Triple H throws John out the ring and punches John outside the ring. Then, he throws John's head onto the announcer's table! Triple H then hits in as they go around the corner to the other side. So, Triple H hits John and then throws John right into the steel steps. Triple H then pulls of John's tee shirt for him as they once again heads around the corner and end up hitting each other on the side with the ramp! So, Triple h once again attempts to hit John's head on the steel steps! But John reverses and elbows Triple H as he hits Triple H's head on the steel steps! This time John was back, but Triple H still had a slight advantage! So while RVD was in the ring taking on Chris Masters and Shelton...he was in the lead...for he eventually, he throws Chris Masters by John and Triple H and Shelton Benjamin on the other side! So he saw that all three of them were up and RVD runs out and dives right at them, hitting them all! So commercial break comes up and it comes back with Triple H hits a spinebuster on John. So anyways, Triple H throws John into the ropes, and John reverses it right into a shoulderblock! Then grabs Triple H for a suplex on Triple H. John the covers for a 2 count. Then Triple H gets up in time and throws John out the ring once more. Then he goes to hurt RVD, soon enough John comes out and saves RVD and hits Triple H...but Shelton had to go and ruin it for he went to go save Triple H! So, Shelton hits a spinning heel kick on John, throwing him out into the crowds! So John slowly tries to get up as Masters, Shelton, and Triple H hurts RVD. So John grabs the bannister and tries to pull himself up while RVD continues to get hurt by the three. So the others were hurting RVD, and tried to pin him, but Triple H wouldn't let them! So, finally! John gets up in time and clotheslines them all, saving RVD! John hits a suplex on Masters, something on Triple H, and a sideslam on Shelton Benjamin! So, to end it off, John hits the 5 Knuckle Shuffle on Shelton Benjamin! Then John turns around and Triple H attempts a PEDIGREE!!! Thank God! John saves himself by back body dropping Triple H outside the ring! So, John throws Masters out the ring and hits an STF-U on Shelton Benjamin! But Shelton got lucky since Masters saves him and gets John off of him! So then RVD comes in and does the 5 Star Frog Splash on Shelton! Then again...Triple H pedigrees RVD, while John hits the F-U on Masters! John apparently, didn't notice John, for he gets a quick PEDIGREE from Triple H!!! So Triple H falls exhausted while Shelton gets on RVD and Triple H gets on John and the ref counts the one two three! So Triple H gets up thinking he won, but Lillian announces that Shelton Benjamin is the new Intercontinental Champion as Triple H realizes that! So Triple H gets super mad and pedigrees the ref for not seeing him pin John! Triple H then heads up the ramp and into his locker-room frustrated!
Earlier on, they announced that John Cena will be facing Chris Masters! So, Chris Masters comes out first! Then the WWE Champion John Cena comes out, hyper as usual! So, John takes off his shirt and throws it to a cheering crowd! The bell rings, as the two lock up. John overpowers Chris Masters as he drives him to a corner. John then lets go as Chris rakes into John's eyes. So, Masters punches John as John slowly gets back up and throws Masters into the ropes as John elbows him. John then hits scoop slam along with an elbow drop. John covers for a 2 count. John then throws Masters into the ropes as he punches John in the stomach. Then Masters runs into the ropes and falls right into an F-U! But Masters pushes himself off as he punches John in thte back of the head! Then to capitalize, Masters hits a powerful clothesline! John falls out the ring, as he tries to get back in...very slowly. So Masters hits a standing vertical suplex. Then pins John for a 2 count. John knew that he was attempting it as he tries to stop it, for he threw himself with Chris Masters through the second and third ropes!!!! It then goes to commercials and continues with John punching Masters and hits a back body drop. He then hits 2 clotheslines! He manages a suplex as Masters reverses a throw to the turnbuckle! Masters comes running straight towards John, as John picks his feet up and kicks him in the face! John then goes to Masters and hits the STF-U! Just as expected, Masters taps out!!! So John takes his belt from the referee as he puts it around his neck and takes it off again as he raises his belt!
Well, just when everyone thought the night was over for John Cena, RVD comes out! John breathes heavily, catching his breathe, as RVD makes a big announcement! RVD will be activating his Money in the Bank on ECW: One Night Stand for the WWE Championship!!! Where there will be no rules! John looks bewildered as RVD throws the mic and his briefcase down! John then throws down his belt as they meet eye to eye, forehead to forehead. Then they suddenly start throwing punches at each other! John hits a move as Masters gets back in the ring with the briefcase, attempting to clobber John's head and distract John! For it succeeded except John caught him and hits punches Masters as he clotheslines him out the ring. RVD sees John as he grabs his briefcase and throws it to John as he turns around. RVD then hits a spinning heel kick! John falls down as he holds his head. John then looks towards the ramp, as RVD disappeared. John's blue eyes clouded with fear as they returned to their normal state. The scene finally fades of into commercials ending John's night...What a night...I feel so bad for him...
John Cena will be facing ____! Someone he has never faced yet! Coach, the new executive assistant, is making everyone guess who it is!!!
So, RVD comes out!!! OMG! It cannot be him! But thank god! It wasn't him! RVD was only there to watch the match since he walks over to the announcer's table and sits down! So lucky! It turns out that Johnny Nitro with Melina comes out!!!! They had a super long entrance following a super long wait...the WWE Champion John Cena comes! Melina exits the ring as she speaks to Nitro a bit as she then climbs down. John then quickly punches Johnny and throws Johnny's head to the turnbuckle. John then throws him to the other turnbuckle as he misses a clothesline!! Johnny jumps out the ring as John slowly moves out right into a dropkick! Johnny then does a cocky leg-drop! Then an uppercut, kicks John, and hits some punches! He throws John to the other turnbuckle and hits John with his elbow. He then pulls John up as he hits John in the back twice. John finally gets back as they exchange punches. John gets the advantage he hits a shoulderblock and a clothesline! John then hits a sideslam! And to follow up he hits a 5 Knuckle Shuffle! Just enough damage for once...but John hits an F-U...along with an STF-U to make Johnny tap out! So, Melina quickly runs to Johnny as she tends to him. John then gets his title as he wears it around his neck. John gets on the turnbuckle and raises his hands in Wordlife style. John then takes off his his belt and looks at RVD. John puts the belt on his shoulders as he raises his hands once more. RVD...then stands up and gets on the apron as he holds up his briefcase. Suddenly, Johnny turns up behiind John, but ends up hitting RVD! John shakes his head as he climbs out the ring between the second and third ropes as he jumps down. John then heads up the ramp. John stops at the top as he raises his belt and spins it! He then points to his eyes and then to RVD's before heading backstage...So that officially ended John's night! Tune in next week!!!
Welcome to another night of Monday Night Raw! They kick it off with a contract signing at EVW's One Night Stand!!! Well, anyways...RVD comes out first! Then John comes out as they sit down facing each other! RVD signs the contract as he talks to John, while John listen intentively, and slowly stops grinning. John says a little speech as he then signs the contract also. Then John stands up as Paul Heyman announces that he could be meeting some of them now...which is when ECW Superstars come out and surrounds John! John says that his ass will not go down the bad way so he tries to take them down! They then take him down as they hurt John. After Sabu jumps off the top turnbuckle hitting John with the steel chair on the table, Raw Superstars come out to save John! WTF?! Really late! So John slowly stands up as they depart the ring. John shrugs off the people as he glares at the ECW superstars. John was bleeding from his forehead!!! Well that concludes tonight...keep in touch for WWE vs EVW Special! Talk to yall later!!!
Welcome to WWE vs ECW: Head to Head! They announced that on the match...there will be no rules! So before the match...John had an interview with Todd Grisham. So the match comes and the WWE Champion John Cena comes out first! Then EVW's Sabu comes out...but the catch was that...he came out with a chair! He throws it as he gets into the ring. So the bell rings as they exchange punches and John elbows him. John then hits an elbow drop for 2 count. Then John throws Sabu's head onto the turnbuckle as John punches him and htis a vertical suplex. John then pins for a two count. John punches Sabu and throws him into the ropes as he does something and gets a two count. John gets onto of Sabu and punches him. He kicks as they exchange punches. John then chokes him as he kicks Sabu. John then manages a powerful throw to the turnbuckle! But he quickly gets low-blowed! John falls out the ring as Sabu does an over the top rope reverse slingshot! Sabu throws him in as he smacks John's head and does a triple jump move. Sabu pins John for a two count. He does a dropkick using a chair for another 2 count. He then does a legdrop using the chair again outside the ring. So Sabu punches John and throws him into the cold hard steel steps! He picks John up and punches him as he throws John at the announcers' table. Then he does a legdrop as he throws John into the ring. He then pins for another 2 count. John tries to get back up as Sabu attempts a move, but John catches him and hits an F-U! Then John connects Sabu into an STF-U! Just as John was about to get victory...Big Show hits John in the back, DQing Sabu! Then the WWE superstars comes out as they take the EVW's superstars. Suddenly the rest of EVW comes out! So they exchange punches as John and RVD fight each other! The screen then fades off with the fight of superstars in middle of the ring.
Welcome to another night of Monday Night Raw!!! Anyways, just the night before ECW's One Night Stand was on! So before Raw's theme songs plays they show Paul Heyman making an announcement...a horrible announcement. Paul says that John Cena lost to RVD and even added that he counted the 1, 2, and 3! He says that Edge interfereed on the match, spearing John through a table, allowing RVD to hit a 5 Star Frog Splash. So they announced that John Cena will be facing Edge tonight!
So, Edge comes out first! Then comes John Cena! John quickly gets in as he takes Edge down and starts to punch him. Edge rolls out the ring as he tries to head back up the ramp, but John chases him as he punches Edge back near the ring. John throws Edge into the steel steps as he throws Edge back into the ring. John punches and stomps Edge as Lita suddenly jumps on John's back as the ref DQ's Edge. John throws Lita ovre him as he gets out the ring and takes out 3 ECW superstars and Edge. John then gets a mic as he gets back into the ring and makes an announcement.
John Cena: *angry* At One Night Stand, I got an awakening as to how ECW does business. Accoring to them, anyone can show! When they get there, they can do whatever the hell they want. I think *suddenly happy* I think I like it! I think I really like it! *There was more here but I couldn't write it down like him coming to ECW Tuesday Night!!!* Thanks, Paul Heyman. *John then departs up the ramp*
Welcome to the first night of ECW!!! Paul Heyman comes out as he announces the new WWE/ECW Champion...RVD! RVD talks for a bit as Edge comes out, talking good about RVD, and suddenly...he spears RVD! He then gets out and was about to exit as John Cena taps him on the shoulders!!!John punches Edge as he throws him over the barricade. John then jumps over the barricade as he continues to punch him. Just then RVD throws John off Edge as he starts to punch Edge. John then gets RVD off Edge as Edge pushes RVD right into John, making John collapse. Then Edge lowblows RVD as he leaves the ring with Lita. So John gets back up and punches Paul Heyman to the floor. John then departs while ECW superstars come out to help Paul. Later, Paul announces a 10 man battle royal to take on John Cena at Vengence and to come next week to Monday Night Raw!!! And the winner turns out to the the one and only Sabu!!!! Well...tune in next week for a great show! Laters!
Welcome to another night of Monday Night Raw!!! Around halfway through Raw, Paul Heyman scares Johnathan Coachman as he suggest a match...of Balls Mahoney vs John Cena. Coach then allows it to happen, thinking John Cena would be very pleased. So just before commmercials it shows John Cena walking through the parking lot to the ring. There was a rewind and it was about when John Cena came to the homecoming of ECW. Then the match begins as John Cena comes out first. Then Balls Mahoney comes out with Paul Heyman. They were carrying a chair saying "Cena must pay." Then Balls Mahoney hands the chair to Paul as he enters the ring. They exchange punches as John gets the upperhand. John hits a shoulder to the face and a vertical suplex. John then covers for a 2 count. John punches and kick Balls Mahoney as Mahoney manages to poke John in the eye. He trips John as John's head hits the turnbuckle! He then punches and John until John falls down in sitting position. Mahoney then kicks John upside the head as he pins for a 2 count. John gets back as he punches Mahoney and then shoulderblocks him. John then hits a clotheslines along with sideslam. John then attempts a 5 Knuckle Shuffle! But Mahoney mananged to get the chair but John trips him right into an STF-U!!! So Mahoney had no other choice but to tap out! John then stands up as he face Paul, since Paul was tending to Mahoney. Just as John turns around Sabu smacks John! as John falls out the ring. He hits John with one of the things from the announcers' table as he puts John onto the table. Sabu then hits a legdrop onto John knocking the table down!!! Sabu then leaves with the help of ECW people. Then John slowly gets up, trying hard. He pushes the ref away as he fully stands up beside the ring. He was bleeding from the forehead and eye as he looked like he wanted Sabu right there! Although he couldn't since he was knocked out after leg drop, although he managed to get up afterward.
Welcome to another night of ECW! Well, as every Chain Gang Soldier would expect John Cena would appear at ECW! He was walking through the parking lot as people were warning Paul Heyman that he was here! So soon enough John Cena comes up! He walks right up to all the ECW superstars crowding around waiting for him. He didn't look happy or angry as he walked right up to them. He told them to feel free to bring all the superstars to Vengence. He told them to bring every [i]damn[/i] superstar there is to ECW! Since he gave them an offer...and the offer is to bring all the superstars since he wanted a goddamn lumberjack match! So Sabu answers back angerly with a yes! John grins as he then walks out casually as they watch after him! And that was the end of John Cena for the night...
Well there was an update saying that John Cena will be at the "Late Night with Conan O'Brien". Adam Sandler will also be on the show! It will be technically on Thursday morning at 12:30! Stay tuned, since I'll see if I could get it posted up on what he says!
The second guest of the show was the one...the only..John Cena!!! He was wearing shorts and a tee like usual. Although there was one thing new...a black eye! He made a joke of it since he said he got beat up by Pierre! Then he finally told the truth about him getting it from Sabu. Although he didn't really say that he got it from Sabu. Then they talked about how he got the gimmick "You can't see me!" He said he got it from his brother Shawn. So John decided to put it on tv. So then they talk about John never turning down a dare! So they talk about how he took a drink from a random pudle from the street. Then he was dared to strip...in which he did...including all the pole dancing...So the main person says he doesn't need a dare to do it since everyone needed to see his body. John laughs as they guys threated him so John pretended to be afraid. Then John uses his gimmick as the guy pretends to see John. So then they talk about how he dressed and how he ditched speedos early off in his career. So then the guy wanted to end John's appearance with a high 5 but he was scared that his arm would rip off. So that was the end of the night!!! Stay tuned!
Okay, just yesterday, Vengeance was on! So did John Cena win his lumberjack match against Sabu? Well let's find out! It starts off saying that John Cena gets another chance at the WWE Championship!!! John Cena will totally win! So later they did an interview on WWE fans with who would iwn the match. So 2 people said John would win and 1 person said RVD would win!!! Then they showed a small clip on how John Cena won the Lumberjack Match!!! Later on Maria interviews John Cena! John appeared to still have a slight black eye...
The match begins and RVD comes out first! Then John Cena comes out after a moment of silence! The referee checks RVD's clothing and then John's clothing. Then the match begins! John scoop slams RVD and hits an elbow to his face. John then manages in a hiptoss as he pins for a 2 count. Then RVD kicks John in the face as he gets onto the turnbuckle. Well lucky for John, he was up and pushes RVD off as RVD hits the barricade. John then does a submission move as RVD tries to reverse it. But John hits RVD's neck as RVD kicks him and tries to get John out the ring, but he only lands onto the apron. RVD then attempts to hit John's head to the turnbuckle as John reverses it and RVD's head hits the turnbuckle. John then tries to get onto the turnbuckle as RVD kicks John upside the head as John falls outside the ring. RVD then hits a moonsault off the top turnbuckle! He throws John back into the ring as he pins for a two count! He does a legdrop for another 2 count! RVD brings in a chair as the referee grabs it from him. John then hits 2 clotheslines and a shoulderblock! He does the sideslam as he tops it off with the 5 Knuckle Shuffle! John then tries to the F-U, but RVD reverses and hits a windmill kick. He knocks the both out. They both gets up as they exchange punches. RVD kicks John and clotheslines him twice and does a german suplex. RVD pins John for a 2 count. RVD does a moonsault and pins again for another 2 count! John hits a powerslam as he pins for 2 count. RVD then attempts a rolling thunder! But John gets his knees up in time! John then hits the F-U and tops it off with the STF-U!!! So just as RVD was enduring so much pain Edge comes in and hits John in the back making it a DQ!!! He hits an Edgecation on John! As he then spears RVD! He now costs John Cena the title!!!! So then Edge says that he will be on ECW the next night! So later on they announced that on Saturday Night's Main Event it will be the WWE Champion RVD vs John Cena vs Edge!!! This will be for the WWE Championship belt!!! By the way, he didn't turn up at on ECW this week...tuen in next time!!!
At the beginning of the show they announced that John Cena, RVD, and Edge will be facing in a Triple Threat tag team match! Yet they had to choose their partners! Well....Edge comes out with Lita as he talks about RVD and John Cena. Then suddenly, John Cena interrupts him just as Edge was about to announce his tag team partner! John slides in as they punch each other. Edge falls out the ring as they were interrupted once more by RVD! RVD gives John another chance at the WWE title, but Edge doesn't like it as he interrupts it once more. Then RVD makes another suggestion as to make the Saturday Night's Main Event match tonight! So they agree as John doesn't even have a say the entire time as they cancelled the tag team for that match.
Edge comes out first as John Cena then comes out! Last but not least, the WWE Champion RVD! There was no DQ's or count outs! So the match begins as they look each other in the eye. Suddenly John Cena attacks Edge as they take turns hitting Edge. RVD and John then throws Edge out the ring. Goes to commercial break. Then it shows that John is knocked off the turnbuckle by Edge as he gets knocked off the apron, AGAIN! John then grabs Edge by the foot as he throws Edge to the steel stairs.Then RVD jumps over the top rope with a crossbody right onto John! He throws John back into the ring as he pins for a 2 count. John then attempts an F-U as something happens. Then John was about to his a standing vertical suplex as RVD jumps and hits them both. Edge and John double team RVD as they later collide with a double clothesline. All three of them are down as they all exchange punches. RVD does a windmill kcik as Edge tosses RVD out the ring. John does two clotheslines, two shoulderblocks, and a powerslam! He tops it off with a 5 Knuckle Shuffle! He does the wordlife sign as he F-U's Edge outside the ring!He then F-U's Lita as RVD does the Van Daminator! He then attempts the 5 Star Frog Splash but John moves! John then F-U's RVD also! But then Edge comes in and hits John with the belt as he pins RVD for the victory!!!!!!! Oh no!!!! We gotta find out what's going to happen now...Tune in next week. Also Saturday Night's Main Event is on July 15, 2006!!!
Well, the number one contendership match for the WWE Championship on Saturday was to kick off Raw! So Edge comes out first to watch as John Cena comes out afterward as a wrester. Then Shelton Benjamin comes out as his opponent! They both lock up as John gets Shelton into a headlock. Then John attempts an early F-U which missed. So Shelton slapped John as he hides behind the referee! John moves the referee as he gets a big boot to the face like at WrestleMania 22! *Bits and pieces here I missed* Shelton then attempts to suplex him outside the ring as John reverses! But Shelton reverses the reverse again to a neckbreaker! Shelton pins for a 2 count.
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 240 pounds
Date of birth: April 23, 1977
Hometown: West Newbury, Massachusetts
Pro debut: 2001
Trained by: UPW
Finishing move: F-U
Finishing submission move: STF-U
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