Hardcore K: Welcome to the Bar Room Brawl! This is totally not as good as the one I won, but hey... what can you do about it? Oh, yes... this is a side job until I find my smile.
Jack Knife: Hmmm... I have never worked with Playboy before, but Juan Shan and I have a tiny bit of history back when I was in the Universal Carnage Enterprises.
Hardcore K: UCE is nothing without I, Hardcore K. I mean... you can tell by the way that they are sending people like Juan Shan and Joy Noble out as their representatives.
Jack Knife: Personally, I see nothing wrong with the representatives that Davros sent. But I understand that your ego may be getting in the way here, so I am going to wait until later.
Hardcore K: Wait until later for what? Are you actually going to be my psychiatrist?
Jack Knife: Silence, you Static wannabe.
Hardcore K: Whatever... all I know... well actually, I know a lot more than this, but Playboy against Juan Shan is going to be nothing but a sissy fight. That is, compared to what I can do.
Jack Knife: This should be an interesting duel. Not only does Juan Shan have the gangster fighting ways, but Playboy has the support of the female fans... something that can come in handy later on in the fight.
Hardcore K: These females do not love Playboy. These females love I, Hardcore K. In fact, they love me so much that they throw themselves at whoever mentions my name.
Jack Knife: Well, I highly doubt that, but...
Hardcore K cuts him off with a hand to the face. Not a punch, but one of those hands to the face that says a simple "brick wall". This, of course, is countered by a wad of snot to the palm of HcK.
Hardcore K: What the hell was that, you freak!?
Jack Knife: Never... ever put your hand in my face. Ever.
More-so in the direction of Dr Kiebler and Pazuza...
Dr Kiebler: This is going to be PAINFUL! Oh yays!
Pazuza: Indeed. And when it is all over... things will be the way they should be.
Dr Kiebler: It is only a matter of time, Pazuza...
Kiebs and his assistant, along with other members of the Carney Crew wait
in patience for the fight to begin.
The Two Enter...
