Playboy: Oh my God! What are we going to do!? They really want us to die!
Juan Shan: Check dis out, playa! I'm black! I could jump high! Yo' ass is gettin' ate!
Hardcore K: Cowards... they are nothing more than mere cowards!
Jack Knife: Cowards? I would run from two lions as well! Look how big they are!
Hardcore K: Pffft... they're cubs compared to what the almighty HcK has encountered...
The two lions, in a single bound, take both Juan Shan and Playboy down. A bite pierces the skin of Playboy's upper calf as he yelps in agony for help. Dr Kiebler laughs maniacally as the second lion smacks Juan around using his rather over-sized paws.
Juan Shan: Get dis bitch off me, dawg!
Playboy: *screams in pain*
Dr Kiebler: Oh yays! Eat them both alive! ALIVE!
Juan Shan: Get dese damn lions off my ass! It be too painful and what not!
Of course, no one wants to see another help the two death fighters. Finally letting their egos go, Playboy and Juan decide to work together. Gripping each others' hands tightly, they pull themselves from underneath the lions. Now dashing at the two representatives, the lions have every intention on murdering, and then possibly eating the two contestants. On a side note, lions like the taste of flesh and apparently the blood of Playboy.
Juan Shan: Jump, dawg, jump! You ain't gettin' out dis alive if you don't!
As Playboy jumps, Juan does as well. The lions barely miss them, halt themselves, and turn back around to re-attempt the attack. However, a mistake causes them to crash in to each other, bumping heads and rendering them unconscious.
Playboy: So what do we do now?
Juan Shan: Oh, I ain't lettin' up on you just because we worked together in dis bitch. I'm is still gonna whoop yo' ass den move on to da next round, ya feel me?
Playboy: But look at what we've been through! We've surpassed the weapon fight, the armor fight, we just now beat two lions... so why would we fight now? It makes no sense!
Dr Kiebler: Damnit! No more tricks up my sleeve! Besides...
Pazuza: Don't do it now! Don't order this right now... you should wait, Kiebs. Wait until later!
Dr Kiebler: This can not wait... oh yays! JOUST!
The Preparation...
