Using what he has in the back of his chariot, Chain makes due. He grabs a mace and slings it towards Aurora and her chariot, smacking her in the head. She falls unconscious as her entourage continues to gallop around the Coliseum.
Chain Reaction: Well... it looks like I already have this thing won. Let's fast forward and get done with this ****...
Using the fast forward feature on his remote control, Chain skips past the part where Aurora is unconscious. Finally pressing play and coming to light with the situation, Chain comes face to face with the Amazonian-esque "woman". In an instant, he presses the pause button on the remote.
Chain Reaction: Whoah! What the **** is going on here!?
Everyone and everything is paused. No movement at all from any of them. In his face, Aurora's teeth are gritting as he is lunging at him with her weapon of choice in hand - a jagged dagger. The saliva can be seen in a pause slinging from her mouth like a rabid dog.
Chain Reaction: This is a ****ed up ass situation... but uhhh.... easily avoidable. Definitely.
Simply moving to the side and pressing play, Chain watches as Aurora falls face first in to his chariot. And by chariot, I mean wood. And by wood, I mean the vehicle in which he is controlling for the race. Her dagger stabs in to the seat as Chain kicks at her in an effort to divert her from coming back at him.
Mister Glass: This is it! This is the way it is supposed to be! The villain has made her final effort to defeat the hero! Chain... end this. It is the way that the story is supposed to end. You win the battle, and the war continues at a later time.
Chain Reaction: Dude, shut the **** up. This is not a ****ing comic book. This is real ****ing life, you bag of douche.
Ollie the Magical Bum: Man, but like... what about the friggin' race, man? You need to treat us good, man...
Chain Reaction: Oh, don't make me get ****ing started on skateboards. You people with your dumb ass little pieces of wood with wheels. And no, it is NOT the same ****ing concept as a chariot. You people do nothing but **** with society and make **** look bad. You idiots are the ****ing reason that your country, America, is so ****ed up. Canada for life!
Homeless T: Perché lei è cosí significa?
Chain Reaction: Let's get one thing straight right now. I don't speak dumb ass. Your best bet would be to keep your ****ing mouth shut.
Hopper: And what about me? Remember all of those fun times we had with the cocaine?
Hopper: This is going to be so awesome, man!
Chain Reaction: I highly doubt we're going to have fun breaking in to a school...
Hopper: Nonsense! This is going to own everything! We can take the fire extinguisher and spray **** down!
Chain Reaction: Uhhh.... yeah. I don't think so.
Chain Reaction: What the **** are you talking about? We never hung out, ass master. Take your coke habit elsewhere. I only ****ing do it to calm myself down. I'm surrounded by ****ing idiots. And sometimes... I just can't take it.
Hobo John: Well I'm happy you feel like calling names, Jay. But if you don't remember, like I told you before, I shut your mouth on that bus. So you can keep YOUR mouth shut, or I'll do it again once we're done with this death race...
All the while Chain and his allies were communicating, Aurora snuck in to the back of his chariot. Using a blunt object to strike the back of the self proclaimed King's head, The Beast, a.k.a. Aurora who is not The Beauty, Aurora takes control of Chain's chariot. Noticing this when he wakes, Chain leaps over to Aurora's original chariot and takes control of it. Huzzah!
Corpse of Anna Nicole: *is full of drugs*
Chain Reaction: Alright, you daughters of bitches! Let's get this ****ing thing cracking! I need to win this mother ****er!