A shotgun fires and the sound thumps throughout the Coliseum. The chariot race begins as Chain Reaction snaps the harness that controls his homeless men that are substituted for horses. The four homeless guys, plus Mister Glass who is in a wheelchair, start galloping around the said Coliseum. Aurora's team do the same. At first, the two teams decide to not do anything to each other - you know, just to get a feel of controlling a chariot.
Dr Kiebler: Oh yays! Weapons will be coming very soon! Oh yays!
Question Mark: Being the smartest man in the WrassleNetwork leaves me to decide on this particular factor - these two are playing it smart right now. They need to gain control of their chariot and find out what they can and can not do.
Dr Kiebler: But what about the destruction!? PAIN AND SUFFERING! Oh yays!
Question Mark: Okay, well Chain is the first one to mess up... he just threw the God forsaken sword at the wheels of Aurora's chariot!
Now, the jeweled sword DID in fact hit the back right wheel of the chariot. But the again, you have to take in to consideration of the fact that now Chain has no melee weapon to use, as opposed to Aurora, who has not yet used a weapon. Her chariot jerks to the side for a moment before the regains control.
Chain Reaction: That ****ing bitch won't go down! Bwahahaha!
Obviously, the cocaine has gotten to Jay Marco.
Aurora: Get back on track, girls!
Question Mark: Well this is a good thing. Aurora has fixed a possible fatal situation. And in the case of it being a fatal situation, Chain would be named the victor.
Dr Kiebler: Come on now, Mark. The both of us know that you show bias towards Chain Reaction! You trained him, after all!
Question Mark: I did not train him to lash out the way that he does. I trained Jay Marco to be an upstanding commissioner - nothing more.
Dr Kiebler: You are still blamed for his mistakes! Oh yays! And if he makes a mistake, he shall PERISH!
Using a simple shard of wood thrown in the back of her chariot, Aurora tosses it at Chain Reaction, smacking him dead in the middle of the forehead. His chariot swerves off to the side, barely skimming the barricade blocking the opponents from the blood thirsty, destructive fans.
Chain Reaction: Holy ****! You guys need to get on your job! Mush or something like that!
Hobo John: Come on! Bums United! We need to win this so that we do not die and we get a larger paycheck from Dr Kiebler!
Homeless T: Amo il denaro! Abbiamo realmente bisogno di vincere questo!
Ollie the Magical Bum: You know... I have no idea what that guy is saying...
Mister Glass: Hmmm... this is not a good thing. This is not good at all. It seems that the two are equals. The plotline is supposed to be the enemy and villain controlling a majority of the contest, and then the hero prevailing in the end. This is not good...
Chain Reaction: Hey Samuel L. Jackson! Have you ever thought of the fact that *I* am the villain!? Mwuahahahahahaha! Bwahahahaha!
Hopper: *sinister cocaine-induced laugh*
Grabbing a handful of Renaissance jewels, Chain tosses them at Aurora and her chariot. The amount of wind and the speed that the homeless personnel are going allows the diamonds and rubies to shred through the tarp over the top of the chariot. This, of course, reveals Aurora's arsenal of weapons.
Dr Kiebler: Oh yays! Stupid NGPW's chariot is DESTROYED!
Question Mark: Not technically... you stated that they have to be completely destroyed for the other to advance. Therefore, the match continues.
Dr Kiebler: This is true... and I DEMAND that the other is severely hurt as well!
Aurora retorts with a handful of sushi. That's right. After all, you would grow accustom to Japanese food after living there for so long too. You would have to. The Beast, since she's obviously not The Beauty, swerves right to left after throwing the sushi at Jay Marco and his chariot.