Exiting the main menu and returning to the normal life, Chain stands in the local weapon emporium alone. Ray disappeared. Jay "Chain Reaction" Marco walks out of the store and closes it up, making his way back out on to the streets of Rome, Italy. Coming across the same homeless man that he had formerly attacked, he wears a sign illustrating who he is representing in the second round of the Bar Room Brawl.

Hobo John: Yeah... I told you not to mess with me, you did anyway, and I beat you up. And now look where fate has us. I'm leading in your chariot race.

Chain Reaction: God damnit... why do I get stuck in these ****ed up situations?

Hobo John: Well... you brought it on yourself. Dr Kiebler saw what you did, and he saw what I did... somehow. So as a form of punishment, he sent me to make your race a living hell.

Chain Reaction: Yeah? And who the hell else is on my team? I'm supposed to have like four other people...

Hobo John: Well... there's Homeless T, Hopper, Ollie the Magical Bum, and Samuel L. Jackson.

Chain Reaction: Samuel L. Jackson? What the **** is he doing here?

Hobo John: Apparently, after 'Snakes On A Plane' sucked so hard, he had to go do something else. He ran across Dr Kiebler and hey... here we are.

And all in one instant, the four others walk up. Samuel L. Jackson playing the part of Mister Glass from 'Unbreakable', Hopper arriving on a mini-train, Ollie the Magical Bum getting there on a DC hosted skateboard, and Homeless T getting there via cab paid for by Chevalier's credit card - not Barrister's.

Chain Reaction: Well it looks like we have the whole ****ing crew here, don't we?

Ollie the Magical Bum: Yeah! Dude... we can rip on these guys, man!

Mister Glass: They call me Mister Glass... which means that I won't be contributing much to the chariot race. In fact, all I am going to be doing is talking about comics and how much they represent life. You see, Jay, I think you have something. You are a hero.

Chain Reaction: Don't you ****ing think I know that? Don't you think I know that I am a damn hero? Of course I am, ass.

Hopper: Man... we need some cocaine.

Chain Reaction: I know... I've been missing it since the first round of the Bar Room Brawl...

Homeless T: Quando andiamo andare alla razza?

Hobo John: Tommy asks when we are going to go to the race...

Chain Reaction: Errr... well... I have an idea...

Homeless T: Che è la sua idea?

Hobo John: Tommy wants to know what your idea is. A man full of questions, is he not?

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