From: Jay "Chain Reaction" Marco
To: Bloggers
Mood: High
Song: Beastie Boys - Ch-Check It Out
" What are these bitches' problems? "
" First I have to deal with some **** sucker that thinks just because everyone in TWF respects him that I am going to as well. **** that. I'm Chain ****ing Reaction. And there's nothing anyone can say to contest that. "
" And then I get Aurora... some Amazon looking bitch that tried to beat me using my own ****ing chariot. Well guess what? I, God, was on my side last night. And do you know what I decided? I decided to have that little ****ing megalomaniac dwarf rule in my favor. "
" To be quite honest with you, I have no ****ing earthly idea who won that match between Playboy and Joy Noble. Nor do I care. I just know that when I get to the third round, which should be in a couple of days or something like that, I'm not holding back. "
" It's time to start going all out on this ****. "
" Joy Noble... apparently she's some kind of bitch from the UCE that can't feel ****. That's fine and dandy. Because what I plan on doing, if she won, does not involve me beating her senseless. No. It's a ****ing mental game. "
" And then we have Playboy. Some kind of ****tard that walks around with two sluts and thinks he's the ****ing greatest thing since peeled sunflower seeds. **** that. With him? I'll **** him up just as I would do anyone else that came across me in an ill-mannered fashion. "
" I hate to ramble on... but these son of a bitches need to learn their place in life. And that place is below me. I am the alpha omega. I am the one. I am blah blah blah. You get the ****ing point. And if you don't? I'll give you my address so I can 'teach you' my point. "
" Aurora was nothing more than one ****ing obstacle on my road to winning the Bar Room Brawl - damn near the only thing I care about. "
" It slipped away from me when I was ****ed out of it last time. "
" This time I won't be singing the same tune. "
" This time... there will be blood. "
" Now **** off and die, ass wipes. "
-Jay Marco