From: Jay "Chain Reaction" Marco
To: Bloggers
Mood: Hateful
Song: Slipknot - Wait and Bleed
" Hey, bitches! It's me... Chain Reaction. So check this **** out. I gotta **** up some son of a whore from the TWF. Yeah, it's pretty ****ed up, but hey... it involves me winning the Bar Room Brawl. "
" Rome is more dirty than I ****ing thought it was. Italy is nothing but a flooded piece of **** country that Canada should have claimed a long time ago as it's own. As a matter of fact, I think Canada should create an army, take the **** over America and all surrounding areas. Why? Because Canada is the best ****ing country around. "
" But that's not my choice. What IS my choice, however, is if I kill this mother ****er later, or if I let him live. I have no problem ****ing someone up that I don't know. I hear his name is Cooney or something like that. "
" What a piece of ****. TWF has nothing but Gabriel running that mother ****er. And he isn't even that good. Remember how his bitch ass got demoted from CWA as the commissioner? Haha! And do you know why? Because he had people like Pikazap headlining the mother ****er. "
" I'm not going to go in to how much CWA ruled when I was there, even though I could and put any son of a bitch to shame... because I have something more substantial to address. "
" That would be my position on the Bar Room Brawl. I have Cooney to go through later on. And when I defeat him, because it's going to be easier than when I beat Belzovia's ass in the Bar Room Brawl, I'm going to have to go through Playboy or Juan Shan, Aurora or Omega, and Gabriel Black or Joy Noble - none of which can hold a candle to what I can do. "
" I have the right to release a rant due to the fact that I am above and beyond everyone. Yes, I am your daddy. At night, your mother begs for me to come back. But I don't. And do you know why? It's because I, Chain Reaction, am too busy for her. I am too busy ****ing other broads and leaving them the same night. "
" I am your God. And later on, Cooney is going to find out that I play no games when I go in to a fight. A fight in the Coliseum? It means nothing more to me than any other chance to beat the **** out of some guy whose luck ran out. "
" So... you can reply and give me kudos due to how awesome I am and everything. I'm off to go beat the **** out of TWF's representative. And then? I'll be back on to let you bitches know how it went. "
" Salutations, ****tards. "
-Jay Marco