Birthday: March 30th
Address: fears stalkers, has good alarm system
Favorite Bands: the Dillenger Escape Plan, Slipknot, Poison the Well, Mudvayne, 36 Crazyfists, Frank Zappa, Jigsaw Flesh
Instrument: Drums
Favorite Chagrin Song: " my drum parts are cool, but the rest of the band just kind of sucks. NO ONE in Chagrin is as good as me, they're all losers that suck. They just suck and no I don't have a favorite song because all of the songs suck." - Brad Smeaton
Other Info: Brad is very swift at the slight of hand (magic tricks) and enjoys having the back of his head meticulously massaged as if he were some breed of canine. Brad likes theatre. Brad also enjoys the flavor grape, which the rest of Chagrin doesn't believe should even exist.