THE WHIPPER WHOPPER SONG:
1: I woke up Sunday morning
and looked upon a wall,
The Skeeters and the Bedbugs
were playing a game of ball,
Singing eener, meener, and a
minor moe,
Catch a Whipper Whopper by
the toe,
And if it hollers, hollers,
Don’t ever let it go,
Singing eener, meener, and a
minor moe:
2: I went downstairs to
breakfast and ordered ham and egg.
I ate so many pickles; the
juice ran down my leg,
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3: I went into the bathroom,
and I sat on the pot,
I didn’t think I had to go
but I had to go a lot’
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4: I went back to my
bedroom, to see what was the score,
The Skeeters made a home
run, and won it 6 to 4.
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5: My father was a Martian;
my mother is a spy,
And I am such a loud mouth,
I joined the FBI.
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