Noah: Tori! (looks sad) can I talk to you for a minute in private?
Tori: Fine I guess. Ryan ill be right back(Tori and Noah walk over so Ryan can�t hear them)
Noah: tori�what happened�what happened to us?(moves hands in an us way ya know like points to her then himself)
Tori: Noah all we did was kiss!
Noah: but didn�t that mean anything to you?
Tori: noah�a kiss is just a kiss�I like Ryan�we�re�
Noah: your what?
Tori: We�re together. Noah im sorry but I like him.
Noah: Tori�I like you�why can�t we be together?
Tori: noah I got over you a long time ago. Im sorry but I want to be with him�not you�
Noah: whatever Tori. (screams-) ALL GIRLS SUCK!
Some lady: ugh! (holds her daughters ears and they walk off)
Noah: all girls suck�(runs away)
Tori: huh owell(walks back to ryan)
::Krysty�s room:: (she�s sleeping)
(Noah climbs through the window)
Noah: Krysty�are you here? (it�s late at night) Oh!(runs over to her bed) KRYSTY! WAKE UP!(pushes her so she wakes up)
Krysty: (all groggy) huh..huh what?
Noah: Krysty it�s me Noah.
Krysty: oh�(yawns) im awake now. What is it?
Noah: Krysty�even though we arent�together�are we still friends?
Krysty: Noah�of course. I�ll always be your friend�your one of my best�
Noah: can I talk to you? And you wont get mad?
Krysty: I wont get mad. Unless your saying im ugly or something because then ill be pissed
Noah: no its not about you. Do you promise you wont get mad?
Krysty: yea what is it?
Noah: promise?
Krysty: NOAH I PROMISE now what is it?
Noah: ok�well�see last night�Tori and I sort of�spent the night together�and today I was eating somewhere at the mall and I saw her with another guy�and she said that a kiss is just a kiss and blah blah�and she said she�s over me and she likes this new guy.
Krysty: wait what?
Noah: She likes this guy that she was with and she said she wanted to be with him
Krysty: that�s not what im talking about! You spent the night with her?! Noah! How could you?
Noah: you promised you wouldn�t get mad�
Krysty: yea well you should know by now that I would be mad about this!
Noah: but�but�we�re not together�
Krysty: YEA! But that doesn�t mean you sleep with my best friend the same night we break up!
Noah: I didn�t sleep with her.
Krysty: I can�t believe you!
Noah: but Krysty you�re the one that broke up with me�
Krysty: Noah that doesn�t mean im over you!
Noah: well�im sorry�
Krysty: yea well I�ve heard enough of your sorries ok! You�re the reason this relationship didn�t work! You hurt me day in and day out!
Noah: I thought you said we were just taking a break�that we would get back together�?
Krysty: yea well whatever I did say�you can forget it now! We�ll never be together again. You ruined it!
(Noah got up and ran out)
Krysty: gawd�(puts her head down on her pillow)
:::Alex making out with some girl:::
Alex: girl�your fine as hell!
Girl: thanks�your so hott Alex
Alex: good now get up. I�ll see you lata
Girl: but�why?
(Alex kisses her)
Girl: (giggles) ok! Call me?
Alex: oh you know I will
(the girl leaves)
Alex: (to himself) I wonder what Noah�s doing. Maybe ill go see(gets in his car and drives to Noah�s house)
:::KNOCK KNOCK:::
Alex: NOAH! OPEN UP!!
Noah: (on the phone) hold on a minute. Someones at the door.(opens the door and let�s alex in) (on the phone again) Yea I know it�s so cool! I�ve never met anyone like you before. I bet your pretty. Well Krysty used to say I was the hottest guy she�d ever seen�accept�(get�s shaky voiced) Ashton Kutcher! DAMN HIM!
Alex: yo who the hell are you talking to?
Noah: Well hunny I gotta go. My friend Alex is here. Aww (makes kissy kissy noise) I�ll call you tomorrow! See ya baby.(hangs up phone)
Alex: you got a girlfriend the day after you and Krysty broke up?
Noah: yea.
Alex: that�s it. Yea?
Noah: well she made it very clear to me that I needed to move on.
Alex: wait�I thought you were just taking a break?
Noah: not anymore. She said we�ll never get back together again�
Alex: Aww im sorry man. It�s good your moving on. So who�s the new lady?
Noah: her names sarah.
Alex: she hott?
Noah: well�her personality is great.
Alex: oh no. She�s ugly isnt she?
Noah: well actually I�ve never seen her before.
Alex: oh�then uh�how do you know her?
Noah: I met her on the internet and last night I called her�and I fell in love with her. She lives in Missouri
Alex: so let me get this straight. Your going out with someone you met on the internet? How are you going to meet her?
Noah: well actually we were talking about that. Im flying there tonight and she is coming home with me for 2 weeks.
Alex: noah this is crazy man.
Noah: No it�s not. All the girls I know already they�ve broken my heart. She�s the only one I can talk to. She understands. I love Sasha!
Alex: I thought her name was Sarah?
Noah: I mean sarah�I mean.
Alex: ok�do watcha want�just don�t get raped man�oh and when she comes back with you I wanna meet her!
Noah: sure well im going to pack. Im going to be gone for 2 weeks!
Alex: sure�see ya(leaves)
:::Krysty�s house:::
(Her parents are gone and she�s watching a movie and eating popcorn)
Krysty: no! don�t do that! Ugh! Your so dumb you just got your ass killed!(Kevin sneaks up behind her and touches her shoulder)
Krysty: AHHHH!!!(throws the popcorn on Kevin) oh�hey kev!
Kevin: (brusing the popcorn off) thanks�really thanks
Krysty: hey ill make it up to you(pulls him ontop of her and kisses him but he pulls back)Why�d you do that?
Kevin: Krysty I want to be with you�I don�t want to just make out. I want to date you. Will you go out with me?
Krysty: kevin�that�s so cute�yea�I�ll go out with you!(they start making out and Krysty take�s off her shirt)
Kevin: wait wait a minute.
Krysty: what?
Kevin: shouldn�t we go somewhere else and do this?
Krysty: I guess we can go to my room(they ran up to her room and�hmmm ya know LOL)
:::the next morning:::
(kevin and krysty are laying next to eachother on her bed and his beeper keeps going off)
Krysty: (groggy) what the hell is that noise?
Kevin: oh�it�s my beeper�
Krysty: ohh(takes it) let�s just see who�s beeping you at this time of morning.(looking at it) It�s tiffany. She said she�s glad you dumped me and she cant wait for you to come over! What the hell is this about?
Kevin: umm�
Krysty: so you sleep with me�then you don�t want me?
Kevin: no�it wasn�t like that�I told her I was-
Krysty: don�t even try�just go.
(he leaves)
Krysty: why the hell does this have to happen to me? Grr. And why the hell do I keep saying hell?
(from her computer) you�ve got mail!
(she walks up and opens it�it�s from Kyra)
Dear Krysty, Hey�I heard about the break-up, why�d ya do it? You two are perfect for eachother. I know things must be hard on you so im not going to make things any worse. You know who you should hook up with? KEVIN! He�s getting really hott! Even thoug he�s my brother�he�s cute for my brother I mean�LOL Sorry I have to go so soon mike wants to umm�hell ill say it! He wants to hump! LOL love ya sis!
- Kee Ky
Krysty: yea�he�s hot�but he�s an assehole. Oh hell�I know who im supposed to be with�Noah�goddamnit there I go with Hell again!(runs out the door to his house)
:::KNOCK KNOCK:::
Krysty: NOAH!! It�s me�Krysty�I have to talk to you..please open up�(the door opens and she walks in) Hello?( no one was there�she see�s a note on an end table it reads: )
Mom and dad,
Hey you guy�s, I�ve left�I hope you don�t miss me�just some things I couldnt take around there anymore�one day we�ll see eachother again�hopefullly soon!
Love always
Noah
Krysty: Oh my gawd! He killed himself! (starts crying and runs out of the house and sits on the porch and cries)
Alex: (walking up) yo�what�s wrong?(sits next to her)
Krysty: (through sobs) Noah�he�he�s gone�
Alex: why do you care?
Krysty: why wouldn�t I care? We only dated for like 3 years�now�I�ll never see him again�(puts head down)
Alex: umm Krysty�he�ll be back in like 2 weeks�you�ll have plenty of time to see him�why do you care anyways. You said you weren�t going to be with him again anyways.
Krysty: what do you mean he�s going to be back in 2 weeks?
Alex: yea�he flew somewhere and he�ll be back in 2 weeks.
Krysty: Oh�right right�I was just uh�peeling onions and I ran over here and uh�woah
Alex: right�well since we�re here together�wanna go eat or something?
Krysty: umm�sure�(they get up and leave)
(at alex�s house)
Alex: (getting food and crap and putting it at the table) so�kev really did that to you?
Krysty: yea�he humped me�then dumped me...
Alex: you must have been pretty hurt.
Krysty: not really. It was like a fling�ya know what I mean? I knew it wouldn�t last but there was a little hope but it was crushed.
Alex: (eating while talking) well when tori told me that she needed a break I was hurt too. But im just taking it as I can date some girls and see if I made the right choice with Tori.
Krysty: well�I hope noah doesn�t hate me for what I said to him. I didn�t mean it he just made me mad that he did what he did�
Alex: yea�well�I�ve always had a crush on you�I know it sounds dumb but�it�s what I�ve been thinkin��ever since we kissed�
Krysty: are you serious?
Alex: yea�(kisses her)
Krysty: (pulls away) alex�I don�t want to hurt Noah anymore�
Alex: Yea you�re right�since your 2 best friends Tori and Noah care so much about us that they would make-out with each other so they wouldn�t hurt us makes me feel so much better about how much I don�t want to hurt noah.yea their great friends.
Krysty: Alex your still his friend. Your not going to guilt me into kissing you. My heart belongs to one person and that�s noah. His heart belongs to me to�Im going to get him back.
Alex: yea your right. Me and noah will always be tight. What do ya say? Friends?
Krysty: Of course! (hugs him)
:::RING RING:::
Alex: I�ll get it(picks up phone) Hello? oh hey! What�s up dude? ReallY? How long. DAMN! That�s long she must be(looks at Krysty) I mean you must be having a great time. I gotta go though cause I got company. Oh you know it heh�peace(hangs up the phone) it was�
Krysty: noah?
Alex: actually�no�
Krysty: Alex you don�t have to lie.
Alex: ok then it was him
Krysty: How long is he staying with whoever he is with�and who is that by the way?
Alex: 3 months and�his�aunt�
Krysty: aunt? Which one. I thought all of them lived here
Alex: no it�s his great great aunt�she�s real sick and he need�s to take care of her�his great great aunt Judith..
Krysty: He is such a sweetheart taking care of his aunt like that! I wish I could see him in person again�to show him how much I really do love him�
Alex: yea�Krysty�can I talk to you?
Krysty: yea sure
Alex: umm�nevermind�
Krysty: oh�well I have to go n e ways�so ill see ya? Wanna hang out tomorrow or something?
Alex: for sure ill call ya
(she left)
(later on that night tori and krysty are on the phone)
Krysty: yea it�s weird�I�m really going to get noah back�I cant wait till he comes home�
Tori: why don�t you call him?
Krysty: I just�I want to tell him in person
Tori: hey�we could go see him! He gave me the adress in case I wanted to visit him. He told me yesterday he was staying for a long time
Krysty: I wonder why he didn�t call me or anything�
Tori: who knows�want to?
Krysty: we wouldn�t be disturbing anything?
Tori: who cares�we can go like�in a few days�wanna?
Krysty: well ya! I can�t wait!
Tori: well my new boyfriend ryan�s going to come ok?
Krysty: sure!
::A few day�s later when their at the airport to leave:: (alex is there saying goodbye to them)
Alex: (hugging Krysty) are you sure you want to go?
Krysty: of course im sure! This is my chance to get my love back! You want me to�right?
Alex: of course�i�I just don�t want you to get hurt�
Krysty: thanks for your concern alex�but I think I can see him and not cry�thanks for being here for me
Tori: C�mon Krysty we have to go!(Alex walk�s up to Tori)
Alex: hey�
Tori: Hey�Alex let�s not have this little�akwardness beetween us�just hug me ok?
Alex: hah(hugs her) have fun
Tori: thanks alex(Krysty�s watching em�) you to! (kisses him on the cheek) (Krysty get�s this jealous look on her face)(then tori runs off and they jump on the plane)
:::When they get there(in front of the house that�s Noahs �great great aunt�s� house):::
Tori: so�you want us to come with you?
Krysty: no�I think I can do this alone�will you guy�s be here when I come out?
Ryan: we�ll wait for ya out here
Krysty: Great�see ya�in a while�ya know we might get into a big make-out session or something so you can go�come back in like an hour ok?
Tori: ok�whatever ya say�we�ll get something to eat(they leave)
Krysty: (looking at the house) im gonna get him back�(knocks on the door and a lady answers)
Lady: hello?
Krysty: hi! Umm�you don�t know me but�im looking for noah?
Lady: ohh! Noah! He�s in this room over here!(points to a set of doors and lets her in the house)
Krysty: thanks�im so excited to see him again!
Lady: (looks at her weird) ok!
(Krysty walks over to the doors and opens them to see�* GASP * Noah kissing a certain someone who�ll be explained about what they look like later)
Noah: (looks over) Krysty!
Krysty: * Gasp * (ya know like shocked then she has a sad look ya know and then she runs out)
:::an hour later:::
(Krysty�s sitting on a curb by the house where noah was waiting for Tori and Ryan[u can tell she�s been crying] finally they drive up)
Tori: (jumps out and runs to her) Krysty! What�s wrong?
Krysty: this�this wasn�t noah�s great great aunts house�was it?
Tori: no�I thought you knew�noah met this girl online and�you didn�t know?
Krysty: no�i�I have to see him again though�
Tori: (looks behing her) well looks like you have your chance right now(noah�s walking over there) look ryan and i�we�ll drive down the street and wait for ya�ok?
Krysty: ok�(tori and ryan leave and noah walks over)
Noah: hey�
Krysty: hi�
Noah: (sits down beside her) what are you doing here?
Krysty: I don�t know�i�
Noah: Krysty�im sorry you had to see that but I was going to find someone new sooner or later.
Krysty: Noah I broke up with you less then a week ago. You had never even met this girl�you could�ve been killed or�who knows what and plus�your just rebounding�
Noah: well im fine. Im not rebounding�I really like her. But really why did you come here. Last I heard you never wanted to be with me again.
Krysty: that�s why�I didn�t mean what I said�I wanted to say im sorry�maybe be with you again. I didn�t mean any of those mean things I said to you noah I really am sorry from the bottom of my heart�
Noah: well�I understood that you and I werent together�and I know your sorry�but I cant forgive the things you said to me right now. Maybe someday�but im still so hurt from them. Friends?
Krysty: no noah�we�re not friends�being a friend�is never having to say your sorry and always forgiving and never�never holding grudges�and that�s what your doing(get�s up to leave)
Noah: krysty no�I want to be your friend
Krysty: im sorry but im not looking for a friend right now(leaves)
::::UPDATED SEPTEMBER 15th!::::
(Tori on the phone with alex)
Tori: who�s house did you tell her he was at?
Alex: I told her it was noah�s great great aunt. I didn�t think she would go�
Tori: well she�s really hurt, she�s probably pissed off at you
Krysty: (walks up to the car) can we go home?
Tori: I have to go see ya(hangs up) sure we can go Krysty. what happened?
Krysty: (gets in the car) I don�t want to talk about it (they drive off fly home blah blah blah)
:::when the get back at the airport::: (alex is there)
Alex: (running up to them) Krysty�im sorry(she hugs him)
Tori: well�we should really�get going�Krysty you want a ride home?
Krysty: (looks at her while still hugging alex) no im going to Alex�s
Tori: don�t you think you should ask him first?
Krysty: no�me n alex are�best friends(kisses his cheek) right alex?
Alex: yea
Krysty: you guys can leave so I can keep hugging my friend now(turns head back and keeps hugging him)
Tori: geesh�sorry(Tori and Ryan leave)
Krysty: ( let�s go of him) so alex. Ya miss me?
Alex: of course I missed ya. Are you uh�.
Krysty: am I what?
Alex: mad at me?
Krysty: no why on earth would I be?
Alex: because I told you it was noah�s aunt�s house�not his new girlfriends�
Krysty: I know�I know u were just trying to protect me and im glad that you said that. But I still know im going to get Noah back!
Alex: ohh�well want to get going?(she nods her head and they leave to alex�s house where..guess what their the only one�s there)
Alex: welcome back to my humble abode. What will it be?(looking through his DVD�s) a sappy love story or an action packed adventure?
Krysty: umm�the love story! Duh! Haha
Alex: alright alright ill watch this chick flick with u�but only because you�re my friend!(turns on the movie and they start watching it)
Krysty: Alex�your like the brother I never had
Alex: yea your like the sister I never had
Krysty: but you have a sister!
Alex: I know�but�she�s gone to hawaii for a long time. So your fullfilling her duties. Although we never watched movies together. And I don�t think she�s hott.
Krysty: yea well I wouldn�t think that my brother was hott but I think you are.
Alex: Krysty�(stops the movie) you cant keep doing this to me.
Krysty: doing what?
Alex: leading me on�I mean I like you�your making it really hard not too.(leans in to kiss her but she moves out of the way)
Krysty: whoa�Alex�I thought we had an agreement�we�re just friends remember?
Alex: do you not like me or something?
Krysty: no it�s just that�noah�s going to be mine again�
Alex: Krysty�gawd don�t you get it?
Krysty: get what?
Alex: Noah�he�s a jerk. He didn�t waste any time before he was going to go with another girl. If tori hadn�t rejected him he would be with her right now. 10 minutes after you broke up he was already getting into another relationship. Now he�s in another one. Do you see what im talking about?
Krysty: well when you put it like that�I mean really�he cried over tori�I was the only girl he was supposed to ever cry over�(kisses him)
Alex: Krysty�if your only doing this to get back at Noah�then don�t because I don�t want that�and�
Krysty: (puts her finger over his mouth) shhh (kisses him)
:::Next Month:: (At Krysty�s their makin-out and Mckenna slams the door open)
Mckenna: IM BACK!!
Alex: (stops kissing her and jumps up) BACK OFF SATINS BIATCHHH!!
Krysty: What the hell are you doing here!(gets up and stands next to Alex)
Mckenna: chill chill I�m not going to kill ya!
Krysty: you still didn�t answer my question�why the hell are you here?
Mckenna: because I wanted to visit my old friend!
Krysty: not good enough
Mckenna: ok ok�I like that hott Kevin guy and I got outta the mental hospital cause im all better.
Alex: why arent you in jail. You killed like 3 people
Mckenna: they didn�t know I did it
Krysty: oh�so your not gonna kill us?
Mckenna: noooo way. Now what�s Kevin�s address??
Krysty: 5 houses down from here.
Mckenna: ok bye!!(leaves)
Alex: (sits down on the couch) So where were we?(pulls her next to him)
Krysty: ehh I�m not really in the mood for makin-out
Alex: then what do you want to do?(starts playing with her hair)
Krysty: (makes him stop) I dunno�lets call Kyra!!!
Alex: umm ok!(the phone rings)
Krysty: ok that�s weird(picks it up)Hello. Oh. Yea. Your in town�yay(sarcasm) I guess we could�we as in me�and Alex yea bye.
Alex: was that Kyra?
Krysty: it was noah. We have to go pick him and his girlfriend up from the airport he came to get more crap.
Alex: want me to go alone?
Krysty: no. I want to show off my new boyfriend
Alex: oh this is going to be fun�not
Krysty: shaddap and lets go.
(they get in Alex�s car and go to the airport)
(when they get there)
Krysty: where the hell are they.
Alex: look their over there(points)
Krysty: hurry sit down let�s smooch until they get here!
Alex: no complaints here!(she pulls him down on the bench and they start kissing)
(noah and his girlfriend Sarah come over)
Noah: ahhem
Krysty: oh oops�I was just making out with my boyfriend. Did I mention he�s my boyfriend?
Alex: uh yea I think you did.
Noah: (points his finger at him) you freakin - I mean congratulations you two.
Krysty: ok thanks
Noah: Krysty uh�can I talk to you for a second?
Krysty: ok I guess�
Noah: (pulls her over far away into the girls bathroom) what the hell is this about!
Krysty: what are you talking about?
Noah: YOU! And Alex! What�s up with that!
Krysty: duh�we like each other so we�re dating.
Noah: I know that�s not why your dating! Your trying to make me jealous!
Krysty: hell no! I would never do that to Alex. We�re in love�
Noah: yea just like I�m in love with Sarah! I mean�I am in love with sarah and your not in love with Alex!
Krysty: you know what Noah! I KNOW you�re not in love with Sarah! I don�t even see how you like her! I mean she�s ugly�and fat�and she deserves wayyy better then you!
Noah: * GASP! * how could you! She�s beautiful�kinda...sorta�ok! she IS ugly and fat but she has a great personality! Or�she would if she didn�t always want sex.
Krysty: you had sex with her?! EWWW! I don�t see how your still alive!
Noah: ok I know you and Alex have had sex!
Krysty: no we haven�t.
Noah: yea right...Cough Cough SLUT! Cough cough!
Krysty: That�s it Noah! You�ve crossed the line!(slaps him and runs out)
Some girl who walks out of a stall: * GASP! * why are you in the ladies room?
Noah: oh shut up lady!
Noah: (rubs the spot where they both slapped him) ouchh(walks out to see Sarah standing there) whered they go?
Sarah: Krysty came out all pissed off�and Alex looked mad after she told him something and said they�ll be in the car
Noah: oh dang
(they go out and see them in the car waiting)
Noah: ok�ready to go?
Alex: get in the damn car
Noah: sorry(jumps in and so does Sarah)
(Editors note: OKK I�m going to tell you about Sarah. Sarah is 5�4 and she weighs 360 pounds she has kinda of pretty face I guess)
Alex: Whoa!
Noah: what�s so whoa?
Alex: Uh nothin
(they drive off and leave Noah and Sarah at Noah�s house and Krysty and Alex got to Alex�s house)
Krysty: ok now I gotta call Kyra!
Alex: ok here go(throws her the phone)
:::RING RING:::
Mike: ILL GET IT!!(picks it up) Hello?
Krysty: hello?
Mike: oh it�s for you Kyra(hands her the phone)
Kyra: hello?
Krysty: HEY!
Kyra: OMG!! Krysty! I miss you so much!!
Krysty: I miss you to Kyra!! How is Fiji? How many times have you guys done it?
Alex: ewww why are you asking her that?
Kyra: haha well�like 8 times today!
Krysty: damn! I havent gotten any booty for a while. Last person was your brother�ughhh
Kyra: that�s not right
Krysty: seriously
Kyra: why is Alex there?
Krysty: oh my gawd! Get this! Im going out with one of the hottest guys In the world!
Kyra: OMG! I cant believe it your finally going out with Tyson! Why haven�t you guys done it again then??
Krysty: NOOO im going out with Alex!
Kyra: lucky-ass! You get to go out with a hott guy!
Mike: (looks at her weird) huh she gets to go out with me??
Kyra: no silly! Alex!
Mike: oh ok
Krysty: not only is he hott! He has an awesome personality and he isn�t always horny like Mike and Noah.
Alex: hey! I could be�heh
Krysty: sweet wonderful you�you make me happy with the things you do�oh anyways sorry I was talking to Alex. So anyways how is it in Fiji? When the hell are you coming back?
Kyra: it rawks! I think like 4 months or something. But sorry sis I have to go!
Krysty: alright! Ill see ya!(hangs up)
Alex: so uh�about that horny thing
Krysty: haha�
Alex: c�mon you know you wanna(kisses her)
Krysty: (stops kissing him) actually�for once in my life�I don�t
(with Tori and her boyfriend Ryan)
Ryan: so babe�do ya wanna�ya know yet?
Tori: Ryan I told you I don�t want to do that until we are together for a year!
Ryan: I know but your just so cute I cant help it(gets on top of her and starts kissing her neck)
Tori: Ryan no�I don�t wanna do this!
Ryan: well your going to!(holds her down on the bed that they are on)
Tori: RYAN! No get offa me!
Ryan: (ties her hands up with some kinda underwear or somethin) I�m going to get what I want!
Tori: Ryan stop!
Ryan: (Ties a sock around her mouth) you ready�ah who the hell cares I�m getting some sex from you!
Tori: (muffled screams and starts crying)
Ryan: ahahahahahahaha! (takes his pants off then hers�then he�RAPES TORI!! AHHHH!!)
(the next day Alex is sleeping at his hizzouse and Tori runs in the door)
Tori: Alex Alex!!(jumps on him) wake up!
Alex: whoa�(yawns) I�m awake I�m awake.
Tori: Alex! I�m so sorry�can we be 2gether again? I love you so much! I just wanna�spend the rest of my life with you�forever
Krysty: (walks in) what�s going on here?
Tori: me and Alex are back 2gether!
Krysty: WHAT!
Alex: no we�re not! I never said that!
Krysty: yea ok Alex! I knew you were going to do this to me!(walks out)
Alex: Krysty wait!(scooches tori off of him and runs out�in his boxers heh sexxy!)
(when he�s out there)
Alex: (grabs her shoulder) Krysty wait
Krysty: why?
Alex: I�m not with her. Two seconds before you came in she ran in and told me that she wanted me back. I didn�t get a chance to say no before you walked in.
Krysty: does she even know that we�re going out?
Alex: I don�t know. I haven�t talked to her in forever
Krysty: me neither.
Alex: but there is one thing I know
Krysty: oh yea�what�s that?
Alex: that I don�t wanna lose you�(kisses her as Tori walk�s out and sees)
Tori: oh uh�
Alex: (stops kissing her) Tori�
Tori: what are you guys like�going out now or something?
Krysty: actually�we have been going out for a while�
Alex: we never saw you, you were always with Ryan�we couldn�t tell you
Tori: I don�t believe this!
Krysty: what? That you dumped alex and now I have him?
Tori: uh yea I love him�you don�t!
Krysty: oh no! you think your in love with him noooo way! Even If you do love him he loves me!
Tori: so if I were to go out with noah then you would just be ok with it>
Krysty: uh I would have to be! I don�t even have any feelings for him anymore anyways but you already did stuff with him right when we broke up!
Tori: all we did was kiss and YEA RIGHT that you don�t have feelings for him anymore!
Krysty: just shut up Tori! You don�t even know about anything that has happened here in the past who-knows-how long because you�ve been with some guy that none of us even know!
Tori: ugh! Alex can I talk to you alone PLEASE?!
Alex: ummm�.(looks at Krysty)
Krysty: go a freakin head!(looks mad)
Alex: ill be back in a minute�nothings gonna happen baby I promis�(kisses her cheek and tori and alex walk into a room)
Krysty: ugh!(then Kyra and Mike barge in the door)
Kyra + Krysty: HOLY SHNYKEES!(they hug)
Mike: Hey Krysty!(hugs her)
Krysty: I thought you two werent gonna be back for two months?
(in the room with Tori and Alex)
Tori: but alex I love you!
Alex: Im sorry but I love her!
Tori: oh I get what this is�you are trying to get back at me for breaking up with you�well you have so please alex come back to me!
Alex: no tori! Im not trying to get back at you. Im with Krysty! You are just going to have to accept that! Now go tell Krysty youre sorry
Tori: Fine�(they walk out and see Kyra and Mike)
Tori: Hey Mike! Hey Kyra!
Kyra: Alex!(hugs him)
Alex: Kyra! Mike! Your back!
Tori: Krysty�im sorry for everything�I�ve accepted that you and Alex are together and�and I wanna be friends�ok?
Krysty: sure�ok�(hugs her) I missed you girl�and im sorry that the one I love is the one you love�can things be the same way they used to be?
Tori: of course!
Kyra: ok Krysty and Alex you lovebirds! Kiss! I wanna see some tongue
Alex: I�d be delighted to!(smooches her)
Krysty: ok that�s enough of that! What are you guys doing back so soon?
Mike: (see�s tori looking sad and walks over to her) Tori what�s wrong?
Tori: I�I love alex�but he�s with Krysty�I cant take it! I just want him back
Mike: I hate seeing you like this tori
Tori: Oh mike(hugs him) please tell me you�ll help me get him back
Mike: umm�I�ll help you get him back
(the next day at noahs house alex and krysty are makin-out so are noah and sarah and their "watchin" a movie)
Sarah: wait�stop
Noah: what?
Alex: yea what?
Sarah: im so glad we are friends you guys!
Alex: yea uh that�s nice(starts makin-out with Krysty again)
Krysty: (pulls away from him) whoa whoa wait! I am to sarah! Noah im glad we worked out our differences!
Noah: yea uh�sarah wanna go upstairs?
Sarah: yea!(they run upstairs)
Krysty + Alex: (they look at eachother) eww!
Alex: soo�now that their upstairs�wanna do something?
Krysty: sure I do
Alex: awesome! (starts to take off his pants)
Krysty: I want to talk
Alex: oh�about what?
Krysty: about�marriage
Alex: �.you wanna get�married?!
Krysty: I don�t know maybe someday�but I don�t want to talk about mine and yours marriage. I wanna talk about you and Tori�s.
Alex: yea the piece of paper. Anyways what about it?
Krysty: I�m having an affair with a married man!
Alex: What! Your cheating on me?! What does that have to do with me and tori?
Krysty: Because it�s you. Youre married but you have a girlfriend on the side
Alex: oh well that�s different
Krysty: no its not. I love you. But its hard to�because your married to her.
Alex: what are you saying that I get a divorce or something?
Krysty: actually�yea
Alex: what?! That�s crazy talk!
Krysty: why?
Alex: c�mon�im 17�I dunno
Krysty: what are you talking about? I thought�I thought we were in love�
(mikes walks in)
Mike: hey party people
Krysty: (angrily) HI!
Mike: it wasn�t me she made me do it!
Alex: Krysty don�t be mad please! Wait what are you talking about mike?
Krysty: yea what the hell are you saying
Mike: umm�Kyra. She made me come over here cause she was tired of doing it.
Alex: oh�ok�anyways Krysty you don�t understand �
Krysty: oh I understand perfectly! I don�t mean anything to you! Im just�im just a diversion! Well I don�t needa take that! (she runs out the door)
Alex: krysty wait!
Mike: whoa�whats her problem?
Alex: I just screwed up�big time
(the next day at noahs Krysty and noah are the only ones there and Krysty�s crying on Noahs shoulder)
Krysty: Is she�is she prettier then me? Why�d he pick her�not me?
Noah: I don�t know krysty�I don�t know�
(at alex�s house)
Alex: aww man! I need her back! What am I going to do! I love her!
Mike: well�she probably wouldn�t talk to you right now�I could give her a message or something
Alex: yea! Yea you could�tell her�that what she asked me if we were in love�tell her yes! And im sorry
Mike: ok can do!(runs over noahs)
Mike: Krysty�is she here?(see�s her) oh ok�im alex told me to tell you that what you asked him�if you were in love�he said�
Krysty: (starting to look happy) what did he say?
Mike: he said�he said�
Krysty: just tell me what he said!
Mike: he said to tell you no! he said he doesn�t love you.
Krysty: what?
Mike: you�you heard me
Krysty: Ugh!(starts crying harder onto noahs shoulder)
Noah: maybe you should go mike
(mike goes back to alex�s)
Alex: what did she say man?
Mike: well�
Alex: (grabs him by his collar on his shirt)goddamnit tell me mike!
Mike: she was too busy making out with noah to notice what I was saying!
Alex: WHAT! IM GOING TO KILL HIM!
Mike: man don�t�don�t get mad�get even! And let me go while your at it!
Alex: yea sorry. And HOW am I supposed to do that?
Mike: umm�Sarah!
Alex: yuck!
Mike: whats wrong with her? I�ve never seen her before
Alex: you don�t wanna know�anyways yea ill go to sarahs�and get even!
Mike: sarah lives here?
Alex: no she is renting a house.
Mike: so�what are you going to do to get even?
Alex: umm�I don�t know. What should I do
Mike: you should do it with her!
Alex: uhh gross!!(Sarah looks like that fat girl off of scary movie who is like "Oh kitty you scared me!" "oh horsey you scared me to!" you know the part where she tries to get through the doggie door in the garage)
Mike: what the hell is wrong with the girl!
Alex: she looks like the girl off of scary movie!
Mike: who buffy gilmore? She�s foxy!
Alex: yea she is�but not her
Mike: oh that drew girl that dies at the beginning
Alex: NOOOOO she�s hott though. The girl who is like�big�and she goes to the garage to get more beer. Shes pretty but she�s kind of a chubsters. Oh well.
Mike: I didn�t see that part. Kyra and I started making-out and left the room when it was on.
Alex: man you guys are obsessed with sex!
Mike: damn straight!
Alex: anyways�I don�t want to have sex with her. That�s kind of ickkk
Mike: you have to man
Alex: but�but�but�she could kill me or something!
Mike: then you stay on-top
Alex: fine. I�ll be back in like 10 minutes
Mike: dang ya quicky
Alex: oh man I gotta take this opportunity! I havent gotten any in like 4 months!
Mike: damnnn krysty wouldn�t put out?
Alex: no she said some crap about proving our love to eachother when we�re ready.
Mike: o�well you screwed that up now dude.
Alex: oh well see ya!(runs over to sarah�s rented house)
:::KNOCK KNOCK:::
Sarah: hold up wait a minute!
:::KNOCK KNOCK:::
Sarah: hold your freakin horses! Im uh�blowing out a candle!(she answers the door and is in her undies)
Alex: hi�uh�sarah�is this a bad time cause it looks like you were just uh doing something gross�
Sarah: ya know it. Anyways wanna come in or something?
Alex: ok�I guess(they walk in and sit on the couch)
Sarah: so what do you want
Alex: umm I was thinking�we could�(feels a candlestick under him and picks it up and can smell it from where he�s holding it�it smells like uh�girl stuff LOL) ugh! What were you doing with this candlestick!
Sarah: umm�
Alex: sarah! How far have you gone with a candle?
Sarah: ok ok�I admit it! I�went all the way with it! Twice. No three-5-no I don�t know how many times! Oh and I sucked it�s wick too.
Alex: (laughs) oh my god that was great but seriously. NOAHS CHEATING ON YOU WITH KRYSTY!
Sarah: WHAT! Krysty! The ugly one?
Alex: helll no! that�s mckenna
Sarah: oh�the tan one with the dark hair?
Alex: noo that�s Tori!
Sarah: the blonde one that�s all ditzy?
Alex: no that�s kyra duh
Sarah: then who else is left no one accept that other girl
Alex: Noahs ex-girlfriend
Sarah: oh�that biotch!
Alex: it�s ok sarah�it�s ok�wanna do it?
Sarah: what?
Alex: I mean�
Sarah: I mean which kinda condom you wanna use?
Alex: oh baby!(ya know�the hmm)
(with mike and kyra mike just walked in kyra�s house)
Mike: hey baby!
Kyra: mike! We needa talk!
Mike: about what
Kyra: you and a certain someone named Tori!
Mike: huh
Kyra: your cheating on me with her!
Mike: I am not!
Kyra: your lying!
Mike: I am Not!
Kyra: yea then what the hell have you been doing with Tori?
Mike: umm
Kyra: MIKE! Tell Me!
Mike: Fine! But you have to promise you cant tell!
Kyra: I promise
Mike: tori asked me to help her get back alex so that�s what I�ve been doing
Kyra: what have you done?
Mike: well alex told me to tell krysty something but it was good so I turned it around so it was bad and I told Alex that Krysty and Noah were making out so now he�s over at sarah�s getting even.
Kyra: who the hell is sarah
Mike: nevermind
Kyra: mike! That is so mean!
Mike: sorry I don�t even know who she is either!
Kyra: NOOO! I mean that your doing this. These are our best friends how are you going to�nevermind. Mike I think we should see other people.
Mike: what! WHY?!?!?
Kyra: You arent paying any attention to me�I knew something was going on�see ya!(pushes him out the door)
(Krysty and noah walking to Sarah�s rented house)
Noah: (knocking�they�ve been knocking for like 5 mins) Sarah hunnie�answer the door�FINE!(Shoves the door open and they walk in) that�s funny�maybe she�s upstairs(they walk upstairs to see Alex putting his pants on and sarah laying on her bed)
Krysty: what the�(runs out crying)
Alex: Krysty wait!(he runs after her but Noah closes the door before he can get out) what the hell are you doin man?
Noah: What the hell are YOU doing! First you tell krysty that you don�t love her and then you sleep with my girlfriend!
Alex: what? You got that all wrong! I told mike to tell her that I loved her! BUT what are you doing makin out with my girl!
Sarah: YEA! Why were you making out with her Noah?!
Noah: what the hell are you talking about
Alex: mike said�MIKE!
Noah: yea�mike said I was making out with her? No way I was comforting her because you hurt her! But�Mike said that�what and idiot!
Alex: im gonna kick his ass!
Noah: Yea me to�but first im gonna kick yours!(goes to punch him)
Sarah: NOOOO! Don�t fight over me noah! Im sorry!
Noah: I wasn�t fighting over you�I mean yea ok I wont fight him
(they leave to Mikes house)
Alex: MIKE!! Open the door!
Mike: (opens door) what ma�umm now�s not a good time!(shuts the door)
Alex: (pushes the door open) Im gonna kick your ass!(Picks him up by his collar and slams him into the door)
Mike: Wait don�t!
Noah: HOW COULD YOU!
Mike: I�m sorry (he�s gasping for air) just let me down! Please!
Alex: give me a good freakin reason!
Mike: PLEASE ALEX LET ME GO!(alex let him down) thank you! Now whats up
Alex: you told Krysty that I didn�t love her
Noah: and you told Alex that I was making out with Krysty
Mike: what are you guys talking about?
Alex: DON�T LIE TO US!
Mike: ok ok ok! I�m sorry! I was just trying to help Tori get you back Alex!
Alex: Tori and I are just friends�that�s the way its always going to be! You should get your freakin nose out of other people�s business mike!
Mike: I�m sorry! Ok! It�s hard seeing her like that!
Alex: THANKS TO YOU, KRYSTY HATES ME!
Noah: Alex maybe you shouldn�t be talking to him maybe you should be talking to Krysty
Alex: your right�now If I went over there she wouldn�t even answer the door. Noah, and mike you go over to her house and mike YOU tell her what you did.
Mike: fine fine(Mike and noah left)
Alex: (to sarah) I wonder how long this is going to take
(20 minutes later)
Noah: (slams open the door and is out of breathe) ALEX ALEX!
Alex: what?
Noah: Krysty she�s�
Mike: gone! She went to stay with her grandma in the keys.
Alex: the keys?
Mike: ya know the florida keys
Alex: what! She�s gone!
To be continued in the sequal...-Lost-