Scene jerry in his room crying
Jerry: oh why�why is she gone? Why god did you take her from me?
Doug: (walks in) Jerry! We�re all going out to dinner. Want to come?
Jerry: no Doug that�s ok. Thanks though.
Doug: FINE! (slams door)
- opening sequence -
- about an hour later -
::KNOCK KNOCK::
Jerry: I wonder who that could be
::KNOCK KNOCK::
Jerry: hold on a minute!
::KNOCK KNOCK::
Jerry: im coming!(gets up and goes into the living room to answer the door�opens door and see�s erin)
- commercial �
-back from commercial �
Jerry: ERIN!!
Erin: JERRY!(drops bags and hugs him)
Jerry: I have missed you so much Erin.
Erin: I missed you too Jerry�
Jerry: Come in! I mean come in�want something to eat�drink? Anything?
Erin: no I just ate but thanks!
They walk over and sit on the couch
Jerry: so�are you in town for something�or something?
Erin: actually�I quit college.
Jerry: yes! I mean uh oh�why? Didn�t you like it?
Erin: of course I did. But Jerry I missed you too much to stay so far away from you.
Jerry: erin im so glad you�re back.
Erin: Me to�(they kiss)
An hour later Mickey Chad and Doug walk in the front door.
Chad: I wonder who�s bags these are?
Doug: maybe Qt�s back!
Chad: ya! LET�S GO CHECK!!(runs into Qt�s room and then comes back) No(cries on Doug�s shoulder)
Doug: Chad it�s ok Qt will be back someday.
Chad: ok!(smiles)
Doug: I wonder if Jerry�s still crying over Erin
Mickey: Yo! Dat foo�s still crazy ova her? Yo I could keep her here if I wanted too!
Doug: im going to go see if he�s ok.
(walks into Jerry�s room and see�s blonde hair and runs back out)
Doug: JERRY�S GONE WACKO! He�s got a blow-up doll of Erin in there!
Chad: what! I thought only you could make those mickey?
Mickey: WHAT! He be stealin muh erin! Yo dat foo�s goin Down!
Chad: this is getting scary. I�m going to go practice my dance moves or something.(runs into his room)
Doug: Mickey! Will you make me one of those?
Mickey: NO! JERRY! GET OUT HERE AND EXPLAIN YOSELF!
Jerry: (runs out of room) wha-wha-what?
Mickey: Yo why you be takin mah blow-up Erin doll�s? It took me awhile ta make those!
Jerry: Mickey! Why do you have blow-up Erin doll�s? And I didn�t take one!
Mickey: ya don�t change the subject man!
Jerry: that�s not a doll that�s Erin!
Mickey: ya RIGHT!
Jerry: really!
Doug: that�s great!!! Im happy for ya bud. How long is she stayin�?
Jerry: she came back for good!
Doug: oh�great�
Jerry: well im going back to Erin.
Mickey: yo I saw Jess climb in my window. Don�t disturb my men don�t disturb!
(Jerry and Mickey walk off)
(phone rings)
Doug: I�ll get it. Hello? Oh hey! I was hoping you would call sometime in my life. Yea sure. Ok ill be there! See ya in a few my sweet charob!
(Doug runs out the door)
- commercial break -
(the next day Qt�s walking in the door with a * GASP * Girl!)
Qt: and I said to him well im telling you as qt you can take this bunny suit, turn it sideways and shove it straight up your candy ass!(drops bags) IM HOME!
Chad: (runs out of room) QT! QT YOUR HOME! I have so much to tell you!
Mickey: (walks out of room) yo dawg who�s the lady?
Qt: this is my�friend Kyrsten. I met her the other day. She makes me feel�cool
Chad: I have a girlfriend to Qt! Her names Kristi!
Mickey: Yo I gotta friends wit benz�heh im bouta go get some of dat benz�SEE YA!(runs off to his room)
Chad: hello Kyrsten whats up?
Kyrsten: hello chad
Chad: ERINS BACK!!!
Qt: REALLY?!? I mean�really oh why do I care.
:::KNOCK KNOCK:::
Qt: I�ll get it(opens the door) oh hey�heather
- Commercial break �
- Back from commercials �
Chad: Heather? What are you doing here?
Heather: Chad�can I talk to you?
Chad: yea�sure
Heather: in private(looks at qt meanly)
Chad: yea lets go in my room
Qt: but chad �
Chad: nevermind you qt lets go heather(they walk into his room) so what�s up?
Heather: (sits on his bed) Chad�you know im really sorry about what happened�I miss you.
Chad: really?
Heather: there�s not a day that goes by that I don�t think about you�
Chad: I think about you quite often to�(Heathers about to kiss him when Kristi walks in)
Kristi: hey chad! (see�s heather) and�who�s this?
Chad: this is heather, heather this is my�friend Kristi.
Kristi: actually we�re mo-
Heather: um hi chad want to go to a movie or something
Kristi: yea uh chad I was about to ask you the same thing
Chad: let�s all go
Heather: FINE
Kristi: FINE
(at the movie theater chad is sitting in the middle of them)
Heather: chaddy�(takes his hand and holds it) I�ve been thinking about us and�
Kristi: CHAD! Go get me some popcorn!
Chad: Ok (gets up to get some popcorn)
(while he�s out there he see�s doug and liz holding hands)
Chad: oh hey doug, he liz
Doug: Oh�hey chadwin
Chad: I thought you guys were just doing it? I didn�t know you were going out
Liz: actually we just started a realtionship�
Chad: Heather came over�so did Kristi�now we�re all at the movies�
Doug: well chad don�t hurt anyone we�re going byeee
(Chad gets some popcorn and brings it to Kristi and sits down in the middle again)
Kristi: Chad�I missed you
Heather: I missed you more
Kristi: yea OK whatever, chad I was thinking�tonight we could(whispers in his ear)
Chad: wahoa! I can touch the top of your undies this time! AWESOME!
Heather: chad�me and you could(whispers in his ear)
Chad: whoa�cool
Someperson: SHUT UP!!!!
Chad + Kristi: sorry
(a few minutes later heather takes his hand and kisses it and starts making out with it like Qt does)
Kristi: (see�s what she�s doing) HEATHER! GET OFF MY BOYFRIEND!
Heather: what?!?
Kristi: yea! He�s my boyfriend! NOW WOULD YOU GET YOUR SMACKERS OFF OF HIS HAND PLEASE!
Heather: Chad! What do you have to say about this?
Someperson: OH MY GOD SHUT UP DOWN THERE IM TRYING TO WATCH A FREAKIN MOVIE!
Chad: Sorry! Let�s take this outside(they go out of the theatre)
Heather: why is this girl claiming to be your girlfriend chad?
Chad: because�.
Heather: huh? Why?
Chad: because she is my girlfriend heather!
Kristi: yea�now get off of him�forever
Heather: oh my god, I leave you for like two seconds and your already banging someone else
Chad: first of all no im not banging her I would never hit a girl and�you left me a long time ago
Heather: Chad we had something�your going to hate yourself when she�s left you and you cant have me because I will be with brad! UGH!(she storms out)
Kristi: what an idiot�
Chad: don�t feel bad�she�s always been mean
Kristi: no�I mean me(she runs out)
2 be continued
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